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Imagine Donald Trump winning and being the most transparent president in decades entirely due to his inability to not brag about things
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People think I'm a goody goody but I'm just real boss at lying
Many people would think that I would never do anything involving any sort of risk because I was a straight A student for 4 and a half years straight. However, when I find a way out of something I take that path. Last year in PE I dressed and attended class every day. I participated in everything, always being one of the first people to finish running our lap. During the last three months of school when we played badminton, I began ditching class everyday. I would dress and take attendance, followed by running our daily lap. After my lap I would enter the gym and run across to the other side and exit through the doors that can't be seen from our track. I would wait patiently for everyone to finish running and for the teacher to enter the gym. Then I would go about and do whatever I felt like. (Often I had homework due the next period that I hadn't finished/done). Normally our school runs with each period each day. A month before school ended, our district decided to try our block scheduling. It was AMAZING. I would cut PE and go sleep in the choir room for about an hour, occasionally using the sound system to play music. No one was ever in there because the choir teacher would leave half way through the day to teach at another school. One day during block scheduling our PE teacher created a new list with everyone's names on it to match people up for badminton. I was on the list, but of course I wasn't in class. Luckily my friend was supposed to play a match against me. When she was asked where I was she covered for me saying that I was probably in the bathroom. The only problem was that there was more than an hour of class left when that happened. My friend and I had another class together after PE and she told me what had happened. Right after school I went to the gym to talk o my teacher. That day he had made us run two laps rather than one. I told him that I had donated blood a week ago for the school blood drive (which I did), and that I felt really sick and lightheaded. I apologized for leaving class without letting him know or without taking someone with me. I proceeded to tell him that I spent the rest of the period in the office and then went to my next class. Being one of his top students, he completely understood and was glad I came to speak to him about it. The only thing he said was to take someone with me next time, because "I know how weak giving blood can make people". I thanked him and left. As soon as I was out of the gym I was laughing my ass off, and already telling my friends what had just happened. That's the story of how I managed to cut class everyday for three months without ever actually being caught.
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My petty revenge turned full blown evil.
This was 15 years ago now. My brother (Jack) and I are 1.5 years apart. I was always the goofy, annoying ugly older sister and he was the cool, good looking, funny younger brother in school. Obviously there was rivalry.
My brother would do anything he could to get on my nerves. One day he took it too far, and while I was tying his laces he kicked me in the teeth, caused the front one to fall out and me being even more embarrassed at school. My mum chalked it up to an “accident”. He was also regularly sneaking into my room to pee on my floor, something my mum also didn’t believe until she caught him, but he suffered no punishment.
About one week later, I laid in bed. Waiting. Once the clock hit quarter past midnight I crept out onto the landing with a black biro and sketched into the wall “Jack is the best”. I’d been practising his handwriting, formulating this plan for the past week. It looked absolutely perfect. Added to this, the walls had been freshly painted.
In the morning I went downstairs to make my cereal and as I was coming up I see my brother in tears while my parents shout at him, telling him he’s always getting into trouble and this was the last straw. He was grounded for a year and for 6 months even his friends weren’t allowed over.
No regrets.
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Oh the irony