#ditching school

[ymdslf]

I GOT LUCY TICKETS IM SO HAPPY AAGHHHHHH

[memesmylife1]

This is the second day in a row I’m skipping school

I really hope my mum doesn’t find out. I should probably feel guilty but honestly I don’t.

[shittyclarineted]

TIP: When ditching school

if you have a lesson with one of your school teachers right after school and she asks you what happened in the orchestra class you ditched, don’t lie. 

Just tell her you fucking ditched

[nilamovsky]

People think I'm a goody goody but I'm just real boss at lying

Many people would think that I would never do anything involving any sort of risk because I was a straight A student for 4 and a half years straight. However, when I find a way out of something I take that path. Last year in PE I dressed and attended class every day. I participated in everything, always being one of the first people to finish running our lap. During the last three months of school when we played badminton, I began ditching class everyday. I would dress and take attendance, followed by running our daily lap. After my lap I would enter the gym and run across to the other side and exit through the doors that can't be seen from our track. I would wait patiently for everyone to finish running and for the teacher to enter the gym. Then I would go about and do whatever I felt like. (Often I had homework due the next period that I hadn't finished/done). Normally our school runs with each period each day. A month before school ended, our district decided to try our block scheduling. It was AMAZING. I would cut PE and go sleep in the choir room for about an hour, occasionally using the sound system to play music. No one was ever in there because the choir teacher would leave half way through the day to teach at another school. One day during block scheduling our PE teacher created a new list with everyone's names on it to match people up for badminton. I was on the list, but of course I wasn't in class. Luckily my friend was supposed to play a match against me. When she was asked where I was she covered for me saying that I was probably in the bathroom. The only problem was that there was more than an hour of class left when that happened. My friend and I had another class together after PE and she told me what had happened. Right after school I went to the gym to talk o my teacher. That day he had made us run two laps rather than one. I told him that I had donated blood a week ago for the school blood drive (which I did), and that I felt really sick and lightheaded. I apologized for leaving class without letting him know or without taking someone with me. I proceeded to tell him that I spent the rest of the period in the office and then went to my next class. Being one of his top students, he completely understood and was glad I came to speak to him about it. The only thing he said was to take someone with me next time, because "I know how weak giving blood can make people". I thanked him and left. As soon as I was out of the gym I was laughing my ass off, and already telling my friends what had just happened. That's the story of how I managed to cut class everyday for three months without ever actually being caught.

[everneverchanginggirl]

[a-b-u-h-m-s]

Up10Tion Ditching School

Jinhoo: would feel too guilty and just go to school anyway. 

Kuhn: called in and tried to fake being sick by making gross barf sounds on the phone (and even dumped water into the toilet) but got caught later at the mall. 

Kogyeol: the reason Kuhn ditched and got caught bc he posted pictures of them at the mall drinking coffee *dateu* 

Wei: he wasnt invited to the ditch day. Jinhoo was so proud but Wei had no idea what he was talking about... 

Bitto: ended up just sleeping the whole day. 

Wooshin: most likely go shopping 

Sunyoul: the same reaction that rapunzel (tangled) had when she left the tower for the first time “weeeee this is so much fuuuuun!!! omg, what if they find out... IM NEVER GOING BACK!!!! what if i get...EXPELLED.... why havent i ever done tis before!”

Gyujin: was in charge of telling everyone to ditch school (but forgot to tell wei). 

Hwanhee: planned to ditch already to hang out with xiao

Xiao: but since everyone else decided to it they had to play along anyway.

[arttecat]

beautiful little solo adventure today😌🌿

the risk was so worth it

[pundemija]

M.A.T.H - my amazing timeless healer.