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ADULTS | 1.07 "Annabelle"

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

and i’ve been afraid of changing cus i built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too

spicymemedad

I deman you to do it ?

chrisweedpiano

theehorsepusssy

byjove

dog owners: She is a first generation merle doodle! She cost $6,000 and I had to drive 3 states over to pick her up!

cat owners: this thing entered my house and refused to leave

prguitarman

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prguitarman

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

ultrafacts

Richard Helms was a US Navy officer during World War II and later the Director of the CIA. At the end of the war in 1945, he wrote a letter to his young son on Hitler’s personal stationery:

“Dear Dennis,” reads the letter from Helms, then a spy stationed in Germany.

“The man who might have written on this card once controlled Europe – three short years ago when you were born. Today he is dead, his memory despised, his country in ruins. He had a thirst for power, a low opinion of man as an individual, and a fear of intellectual honesty. He was a force for evil in the world. His passing, his defeat – a boon for mankind. But thousands died that it might be so. The price for ridding society of bad is always high. Love, Daddy.“

Dennis Helms found the letter among the family papers in 2002. He donated it to the CIA Museum, where it is now on display.

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merchantarthurn

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

merchantarthurn

haha… bofa them

cookiewishesyou

Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

intriga-hounds

INSOLENT BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROPE BE UPON YE

midwestemogirlfriend

fur-for-brains

Excuse the terrible-quality phone cam snap, but River would like everyone to know that's he's criminally adorable and has never done anything wrong in his entire life.