[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[bish0ps]

haters jealous of my vivid imagination

[bish0ps]

I can imagine why

[berryesque]

Byzantine Miku edited by my mother

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[notatzimisce]

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

[hannahp0calypse]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

[inquisitiveheretic]

beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

[xekstrin]

[milfsisyphus]

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[gandolphthegay-deactivated20240]

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[technofinch]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[spinach-productions]

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this