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THIS IS THEFUNNIEST FUCKING NAME IVEECET SEEN OH MY HOD

I know it’s a bot but itsso funny

Sometimes when I think about doing something self-sabotage-y I just imagine there’s a tiny little cat in my brain. Wouldn’t that tiny little cat be sad if I did something bad to myself just because I felt like I didn’t deserve something good?

Then I usually just decide to like idk. Go eat a pretzel and lay down. Make that tiny little cat happy

#idk if anyone else does this #but it’s helped me so far!!

Whoever keeps putting Nagito Komaeda on my timeline is a godsend. Missed that stupid little freak /endearingly

everythingstarstuff

lost-carcosa

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

ladychurch-deactivated20200811

Darn shame if this circulated…

deedesria543

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

darckap-reblogs

Imagine if they paid THAT much money, yet it still circulated on the internet.

Wouldn’t that be unfortunate?

tommy-the-silly-guy

Extremely unfortunate we wouldn’t want that to happen

daffodilgraveyard

The breeze through the kitchen feels both

cool and warm,

the smell of dampened grass trickling in

from a window I didn't know was cracked.

There's a certain unnamed dread in the way

approaching summer feels. The grass is greener,

trees blossoming into pink and white,

my boyfriend bought me a pear.

I've read poems before about splitting

oranges in half between thumbs, helping friends

never learn to peel them themselves.

There's a certain comfort in being needed,

being sustaining,

it's just an orange.

I think of this as the paring knife

scratches the bare surface of my thumb,

skin falling off the juicy meat of the fruit.

It's unripe. I'd tried teaching him

how to find a ripe one,

I'd found where

the breeze is rolling in,

it's merely fruit.

The kitchen is clean, and juice

trickles to the counter, leaving behind a

mess of skin.

I will cut this, knowing he

doesn't like pears.

The window is open, and I am cold.

Rain trickles through the open screen-window,

pitters against the floor in a wet puddle,

I leave it be.

A door slams shut, then open,

another window left ajar,

or perhaps a petty spirit,

Pay it no mind.

Open, shut. BANG.

My hands re sticky, coated in peeled

pear skin, juice,

my tea must be running cold,

I lick the juice off my hands

Open, BANG, shut. Hold.

It's a broken, damned melody

breeze blowing the curtains

Open, rumble, BANG

The pear is hard between my molars.

I oversteeped my tea, overtstayed

BANG, open,

time, shut, BANG

theres an old sketchbook

weathered with time in

rumble shut

the room, windows wide,

facing wind

The house is empty and the

curtains twirl with a haunting grace,

the air smells wet of grass.

I close the kitchen window.

Little side profile practice, decided to throw Akutagawa’s face on it :)

#bungo stray dogs fanart #bsd #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #digital art #monotone #sketch #side profile #practice piece #just a little…doodly do

Little doodle of my current favourite song rn Fruiting Bodies by RIP >:3

#fruitingbodies #ripproducer #rip #vocaloid #doodlysketch #doodle #sketch #pen sketch

ubashaaa-archived

thinking of a vampire and person dynamic that is really funny to me hold on

ubashaaa-archived

does this make any sense

redjennies

love how if you marry Abigail, her 14 heart event is about her having to save you from a monster and feeling some sort of quiet but life changing guilt about taking a life for the first time and she insists on burying it and if you go by the grave later you get a message about how she had to take a life to save yours and you will never forget that.

but if you marry Sebastian, he'll just be hanging out in the kitchen one morning and be like "hey, couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk through the mines and got this for you" and hand you void essence which you can only get in the mines by going down to the 80+ levels and killing Shadow People, which are sapient people that can talk and have their own culture and customs and shit, and this is a Perfectly Normal morning you can have.

starryescapades

holy shit I thought sv was just farming

redjennies

to be fair 90% of the game is farming, but there are also wizards and a thousand year war between dwarves and Shadow People and cute little forest spirits that will help you overthrow Walmart.

herbgerblin

fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

grahxm

My fuckin sister drew this in german class and it’s the worst thing ever :sobs:

yoursminehourss

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

anexperimentallife

kingofthecobras

[ID: A tweet by @ aschewholesin that reads, "The idea that vengeance against evil makes you just as bad as the evil you're taking up arms against feels very much like something the bad guys would make up and spread across popular culture to make sure we don't shove their head in a guillotine, just saying." End ID]