
ellievsbear

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them
There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support
how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars”
In 2019 this guy crashed his Tesla in Tyrol
Because the battery cought on fire too, the fire dept. had to order a special container to put the car in and fill it with water.
According to Tesla, you need about 11.000 litres of water to extinguish their batteries completely. A normal fire engine can fit up to 2.000 litres in their tank.
They also had to put the still hot wreckage in a cooling container for 72 hours after the initial fire went out.
Oh and when the owner of the car, the fire dept., insurance guys and journalists contacted Tesla about their driving bombs they just... never responded :)
It’s the multiverse theory
happy mothers day to all eldest daughters
breakups are ok. starting over is ok. moving on is ok. saying no is ok. being alone is ok. what is not ok is staying somewhere where u are not happy, valued, or unappreciated, that's not ok.
Forgot to mention, I found a partner for Roberto. Her name is Isabella 💚// Olvidaba a mencionar, encontré una pareja pra Roberto l. Se llama Isabella 💚 (at Las Tunas, Cuba) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW1TZYzPwyd/?utm_medium=tumblr
I woke up at 2 am to write this idea down
I'd do it again 😈 Wish I had someone to snap a few pics, thought I looked cute. (at Las Tunas, Cuba) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVOCqSopmJn/?utm_medium=tumblr
bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves
I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:
I have no context or or understanding around this, and tbh, I don’t need it. It’s a marvel.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS TIKTOK I AM WHEEZING WHY IS IT SO AGGRESSIVE
if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
Bouncing’ by Tinashe 💜💙
Another lap around the sun 💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/CP3E7udB37H/?utm_medium=tumblr
Found this in the bed I inherited on campus// lo encontraba en la cama heredaba del campus (at Las Tunas, Cuba) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKwSj7yBjgu/?igshid=pbikqag40mz3
Day before yesterday I went looking for wine.....found this cactus 🌵. His name is Roberto. Gonna find him a girlfriend later after my Pharmacology final. Also, I didn’t find the wine 😓// Anteayer fui buscando para vino....encontré ese cactus 🌵. Se llama Roberto. Voy a encontrar una novia para el más tarde después mi final de farmacología. Además no encontraba el vino 😓. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKXNTM3hogR/?igshid=1dqzr84ozpba8