i spend diamonds on pixelated dogs

call me cocoa • she/her • disaster bi • tries to date all LI's at once because has trouble choosing between them • earth-att • beebop harrytoes defense squad • misses the ilb dorks every single day

[ninetypercentcocoa]

i’m back y’all

i have a lot of catching up to do on choices (for example my dumbass for some reason decided to restart open heart before i went on this forced choices “break” so now i can’t read the new chapters lmfao) but soon i’ll be back to your regularly scheduled shitposting ;) stay tuned ;)

[ninetypercentcocoa]

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[lady-kato]

This is how normal people converse

[pixelbaby]

don’t pretend this isn’t mc and maxwell at every formal court event

[saintniceguy]

The only thing all of my MCs have in common

- loyal

- horny

[ninetypercentcocoa]

- dumbass

[lahuertas]

it honestly makes me kinda sad knowing that as pb puts out more and more books, new players are less likely to play older ones like es, like I already see so many people who have never played it and it still holds up as some of the best content pb’s ever put out

[ninetypercentcocoa]

i think reading es felt like a rite of passage to me.... like once i finished it (and cried at the ending might i add 😔✊) i said to myself “this is it. i’m a real choicer now”

honestly if you still haven’t read es,, if you still haven’t lost your mind trying to absorb the plot, if you haven’t fallen in love with each character and their unique personalities, if you haven’t had your mind blown by the revelations and plot twists,,,, have you really lived yet? 🤔🤔🤔

[ninetypercentcocoa]

i’m losing my mind istg

i just want to remind everyone that the elementalists’ characters are TEENAGERS! they’re cursed dumbass teenagers!! mc and atlas are canonically eighteen years old and the pend pals are all in that age range of 17-19!! griffin pushing it because he’s a junior but still!!!

i swear to god you guys forget about that all the time!!!! jesus fucking christ!!! i’m not trying to prohibit you from writing/drawing/saying whatever you like but just please keep in mind you’re talking about teenagers! i just ask you to picture a real-life 18yo and ask yourself if that’s something that is realistic! from the bottom of my heart! i’m not even mad! i’m just exasperated and kinda stressed out!

[celestial-attuned-twins-moved-d]

I thought I’d add a little positivity to the fandom featuring canon aroace Zeph with headcanonned aroace Atlas and me (but I’m just ace lol)

Anyways, would yall mind rbing this if you’re an ace and aro friendly choices blog? I’d like to follow more choices blogs that actually support our communities!

[ninetypercentcocoa]

(how people think writing is)

inspiration: hey, i know this is a convenient time for you, so here’s a cool idea!

me: oh, thanks! *sits down and writes everything calmly and in a steady flow*

(how writing actually is)

me: *is minding my own business*

inspiration: hey— HEY HERE’S AN AMAZING IDEA FOR A FULL 15 CHAPTER FANFIC K BYE

me: sHIT okay this isn’t a good time i’ll write it later

inspiration: oh?? fuck you then, see you never *vanishes*

me:

inspiration:

me:

inspiration:

me:

inspiration: SYKE BITCH I’M BACK! WRITE ALL THE DIALOGUE RIGHT NOW! WRITE IT! ALL OF IT!

me: SHIT *drops everything and writes all the dialogue in a frenzy*

inspiration: nice! now you just gotta fleshen out the rest!

me:

inspiration:

me:

inspiration:

me: so you’re gonna help me or...?

inspiration:

me:

inspiration:

me: this is never gonna get finished is it

inspiration: nope lol

[vescovi-kayden]

Beckett Harrington fans reblog this maybe? Need to follow you all ☺️

[scgdoeswhat]

I think I’ve reblogged this but I will always show love for my man 💖💖💖 (new fic and art to eventually come 😂)

[ninetypercentcocoa]

hi 🤠👏 i might post an oneshot soon 😔✊

[ninetypercentcocoa]

“did you ever put in a good word for me?” the AUDACITY of this lying cheating sneaky little rat. mc’s just trying to do her goddamn job and help people get better she’s not there to “put in a good word” with ramsey for ANYONE. it’s not like i did it for jackie or elijah or sienna. i don’t fucking owe him anything! that spineless little snake thinks he’s entitled to that for WHAT reason? because we were “friends”? “oh you never thought about doing it? that’s what our friendship meant to you?” well boo fucking hoo you bitch, our “friendship” didn’t stop you from spreading lies about mc and stealing her charts and turning off her pager thus putting her goddamn patients at risk. the nerve of that stinky little worm. you love to ride your high horse talking this and that about morals and how it was wrong to give the drug to mrs martinez but you’re for some reason okay with sabotage?? “i was just leveling the field” MY WET ASS! you weren’t number one because you weren’t good enough! not because mc had some kind of “advantage” because she DIDN’T! she was good at her job! it’s YOUR fucking fault ramsey doesn’t even know your name. because guess what?

you’re imemorable! if you fucking stood out by doing a good job like mc maybe ramsey would’ve bothered to learn your name in the first place, you entitled burnt piece of celery! i swear to god if i see dirty laundry fucking olsen walking down the street i WILL deck him!

[meindraws]

“I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t at least try.” “…I am who I am. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

[playchoices]

Today’s the day! Play Bloodbound II and the latest chapter of Open Heart now! 🦇❤️

PSA 📣 The team is taking a little longer to work on The Elementalists: Book 2. We look to continue your magickal adventures in early June. Thanks for your patience!

[ninetypercentcocoa]

EARLY JUNE?!!?!?!????

[buffthrawn]

[nukeyyy-deactivated20220322]

dr. ramsey has no diamonds. - the angsty sequel

(thanks to @dr-lahela for the idea)

[ninetypercentcocoa]

THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR

[veridium]

If you’re reading this: this is your sign that your WIP is worth writing, is worth the effort, and that you are doing great. Keep going, take breaks, reflect. But do not lose sight of how far you’ve come on this project! You can do it!

[ninetypercentcocoa]

prayer circle so that pb lets us shove laundry into a locker and punch him in the face tomorrow or at the very least bitchslap him

let’s all hold hands and think happy, aggressive thoughts 🙏