ninjamazon

♀Warrior-poet. TwoSpirit. くのいち. Parkour athlete and coach from Seattle. Avatar training.

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

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[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[jonroxton]

I CANT DEAL WITH THESE

[ninjamazon]

This fills my heart with glee.

[waywardork]

Avatar Korra

@avatarstate_yipyip on ig

[ninjamazon]

Just sayin’

[ninjamazon]

HEY, IT’S BEEN FOR NEVER SINCE I’VE SEEN YOU... ▪️Sometimes I’m asked about how I build self-confidence...How I continually manage to accept myself however I am, including the itchy and gross parts. ▪️Nowadays I have a few ways, one of the most important being my “Self Esteem Box” which is really a mostly-digital space I collect messages I clip to keep—kind and wonderful praises for my actions, videos, photos, and words. Positive reviews, encouraging statements, and otherwise loving and heartening messages from my friends and acquaintances over the years... ▪️All gifts generously given. ▪️ But at some point before I started that practice (late in my tumultuous teens) I developed a self-portrait practice. At first it was about confirming my self-image, but soon became a game to see how I could look, what others might possibly see... ▪️Since then it’s become as much a pastime as all that literal and metaphorical self-reflection—I even have a clandestine Insta for some of them, including a series fondly titled “Other People’s Bathrooms” ▪️So, there’s that. ▪️And here’s this. ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ #🐒 ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ #Practice + #Persistence = #Proficiency .............…….............................................. | #prepareyourself | #everydaykata | #tacticalpunk | #monkeemethod | #aperturemedicine | #selfportrait | #selfreflection | #selfesteembox | https://www.instagram.com/p/CD2qHMEnWC2/?igshid=buzbqtkl7e1k

[ninjamazon]

Gimbal Date No. 2💫 Emily behind the camera again🔥 Also still somehow these 👖 @skochypstiks are still intact enough to wear in public (just don’t look in the the crotch area okay?) I’m looking forward to practicing longer follows from the other side. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs5850PFhEE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12u908wwb682b

[ninjamazon]

Gimbal date #1: My dear friend Emily has a new gimbal and we’ve been practicing with it taking turns filming and being filmed. Here is some of me being filmed💫 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsuu-irFYXG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=acijhcc0arrv

[ninjamazon]

I built this line around one #funky move I was doing and while practicing it I always felt like giggling at the end + a climb I really want to go back and play at (and the similar others nearby) with @tk.flowerfuzz until it’s not spooky and it feels swift. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6yOnVlY9f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z65bpq77k9tr

[ninjamazon]

Got #funky with @seattlejumps at one of @deplacement ‘s Origin Story spots😻 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6xIXzFt9q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1y1j9vrx5o4ky

[ninjamazon]

@seattlejumps Vibes. 🎥 @cordeliastormjumps https://www.instagram.com/p/BqqeqqDFAdH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6w2014aiavw7

[ninjamazon]

The coins that hang on a string around my neck slide against my collarbone up to my throat as I lay / I wish it was a kiss from you. / These literal tokens read, “For Amusement Only.” / A reminder. A declaration. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpw-iTLFjro/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15mo5qs22ecik

[ninjamazon]

#LOGS [Epic Trailer Version] . . . . . . 🔊Play it if ya can hear it 😁 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bptm7WzF41y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sjzx2zygml9o

[ninjamazon]

Backpack training buddy. Movin with ~20 extra pounds. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpstqcsFjwz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nqwbziqpvfr9

[ninjamazon]

How the leaves might see me. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpstfcaFwRo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=100mcl6c0mux6

[toxzen]

insp

[ninjamazon]

Story of my life.

[ninjamazon]

Y’all know I have a twin bro? Now ya do. #Repost @kflaird ・・・ I started writing this on Friday, but it sums up about how I feel with the news that the Trump Administration is trying to legally erase over 1.4 million transgender and gender nonconforming people. We’re here, we’ve always been here, and we’re not going anywhere. Get out and vote. : I know where I am coming from And I know where I am going I’m still the same as I ever was And still I will keep growing When I was just a little boy In ribbons and curls I wasn’t sure who I was When I was just a little girl Buried beneath the blood and bone Is the center of my soul I have some faith but I’m still afraid I’m only human after all https://www.instagram.com/p/BpQ_CTEld6O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h6429h2u4nnp

[ninjamazon]

More #fall vibes 🍂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo-keMyFQvy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vrd491tr2jk6

[ninjamazon]

Gentle things with @tk.flowerfuzz https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo-kOh8lpkY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qc71i46vfst5