It's a ninja life

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30 Years of Matilda (August 2nd, 1996)

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[aetherograph]

Given Miss Piggy being who she is I think the sirens are just. Advertising chocolate, jewellery, and luxury goods.

[norcumii]

Meanwhile Kermit's back in Ithaca, organizing a talent show/contest to judge the merits of his suitors, only to sabatoge them each night so the next day is a disaster....

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bearcatcatbear]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[invisible-goats]

saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"

do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?

"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"

[3liza]

everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up

[seobering]

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[catchymemes]

[theflowergrrl]

I've found cat tumblr and can't seem to get away ...

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[primaryassets]

Warehouse 13 Gadgetry - The Essentials

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[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[thebestworstidea]

without it appears any hesitation. She's got it solid.

[nuclear-atm0sph3ar]

happy pride to mama lynn and her gay son! i hope her ex husband suffers forever <3

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[ayrki]

Wait until this motherfucker learns kids are out here reading 500+ page books! The scandal!

Like, I fucking hate the woman behind them, but ONE FUCKING THING that series that needs no mention did?

Convinced publishers in the early 2000’s that kids will in fact read longer books.

How do I know?

BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE YOUNG ADULT AUTHORS SAID AS MUCH IN HER FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Literally was something like ‘thank you for showing publishers young readers will read longer novels so that I can up my word count!’

Did you ever notice that young adult novels DID very much get longer after 2000 and a certain bloated series displayed how voracious young readers are?

Of course you didn’t. So how about you shut the fuck up, Brendan, and listen to the fucking industry itself.

Even it had a come to Jesus moment a quarter of a fucking century ago, you pillock.

Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander is 776 pages and still has some of my favourite prose I’ve ever read, and I read it as a kid.

We’ve been reading long books for decades, you twat. Just because YOU couldn’t doesn’t mean the rest of us are as mediocre as you, Brendan.

[absedarian]

Also — insert gasp here — there are many, many kids who read books not specifically meant for children because they love *reading*. I was always reading something, and at some point you just grab anything that interests you. The Hobbit at 8, then The Lord of the Rings etc. I read The Mists of Avalon, famously a pretty long book, when it came out. I was 13 or so.

Children who love to read will read anything they can get their hands on, regardless of the length of the book, and often regardless of the subject matter.

[batwynn]

Do you know what ‘The Game’ is?

Yes, and I lost it

No?

I’m too old for this

I’m too young for this

God DAMMIT

Voting ended onJul 14

[batwynn]

I like how half the tags are ‘fuck you’ while they reblog it to inflict it on their friends and followers.

I see you pulling up a chair at the devil’s sacrament

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]