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“Oh, look what we got here. And here you thought we’d neva see eachother again.”
Okay, I’m gonna make this quick and simple for you here.
You. Nomicon. Now.
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“Oh, look what we got here. And here you thought we’d neva see eachother again.”
Okay, I’m gonna make this quick and simple for you here.
You. Nomicon. Now.
Me:
You:
“Woaaaah, Randy, don’t rush getting back to normal,” She smiled, and grabbed his wrist with one hand and relaxed her arm on his back. “I don’t need to take another student to the nurses. Let’s get you out of this destruction.” Theresa begins walking the boy out, careful not to move too fast and send him back to the floor.
[What? The Ninja did escorts to the nurses office? Better milk this one as best he can. Ha, then he could rub it in Howard’s face for at least a weak]
You know what Ninja, on second thought I think I’m feeling a little feint. I’m not sure if can make it all the way to the nurse on my own...
Theresa looked around as the most recently destanked student laid on the floor. The cafeteria was an absolute disaster. Tables were destroyed, the ceiling was crumbling, and there were holes up into the French classroom. She put her sword away and groaned, “Is nothing ever easy? Why can’t people get stanked in a desert or something?”
[Randy’s head was spinning as he propped himself up on his elbows. He looked around to see that the cafeteria had been destroyed and he was in the middle of the huge mess. Ugh, not again. He got turned into a monster again, didn’t he? Well, at least there was one perk to being used as a tool of evil: front row seats to the ninja.]
Oh! Ninja! Heyyyy....... what’s up, wonderful weather we’re having, eheh... [Randy tried to stand up but he moved too fast and sent his head spinning yet again.]
Wow, this school is such a mess, am I right? Don’t worry no one blames you, Ninja, this one’s on me.
((guess who’s back B) i had a lot of things drafted and i kinda just wanna start fresh so i cleared out my drafts. but like this post for a starter and i’ll get back to you in the evening))
W/black outlines also not transparent
i think they look a bit like neon signs!
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Ninja…
YOUR TIME HAS COME.
I'd think again if I were you, buddy. Because I ain't going down without a fight!
How should I know? I’ve never broken one to find out.
What? You mean to tell me that there's no ancient ninja knowledge on the Sorcerers Balls?
Wonked??? Alien???
" For god’s sake speak the king’s english—"
Ohhhh, the king's english. So you mean like "tea and crumpets, cheerio good man" kinda thing? Well I mean if you want me to. Heads up though, my British accent isn't the best one out there—
No, not cool.
A ninjas duty is to see all that cannot be seen others.
Your training is not just physical, but mental as well.
Which is why,
you must learn to solve on your own.
Seriously? You do realize this is just making things 100 percent more difficult than it needs to be, right? Nomicon, I can solve my own problems, just not your riddles at least not when it would be most convenient.
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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING COSTUME, YOU INDEFINATE SWINE.
Hubba hold the phone— whazzit, what?
Merry Christmas and all that stuff guys!
No, that was because you didn’t heed my advice.
You never do, do you often realize how close you are to getting caught — or hurting yourself — the city . . . anything—————!
Actually, if I recall correctly i just misinterpret your advice almost every time. You should really work on being more clear with your riddles.
Wait, no, forget the riddles completely. No riddles. Let's just stick to straight forward answers, sound cool? Cool.
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Hey Nomi, what would happen if I actually did break the Sorcerer's Ball?
Bro you can ignore the book For just one day!
And how does that work out when i don't listen to the Nomicon by accident?
Don't you remember what happened when I did that on purpose? Do you not remember almost getting made into "the gumbos"?