[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[jehovahhthickness]

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

[jehovahhthickness]

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

[jehovahhthickness]

It gets better.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts

Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value

[jehovahhthickness]

Absolutely

[doebunnybooks]

For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically. 

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

How did people miss the OP's point?

If you pay people well in the beginning; you wont be a CEO " taking a pay cut".

[jehovahhthickness]

^^^^

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[the-memedaddy]

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[cherrygrenade]

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

[themusicellecat]

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

[i-am-a-fish]

another day another knee

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ironlion919-the-lone-vvoolf]

An inexplicably proper response to bullshit from a bigot.

[itsaubreylmfao]

i can’t believe i had to see this with my eyes

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[gaycism]

Hetero relationships are so tragic. Imagine having to bribe your s/o into doing Basic Human Things™

[cloudfreed]

Imagine a relationship where one person just doesn’t clean at all

Imagine a relationship where sex is used as a bribe rather than an act of love making and intimacy

And this dude refuses to do the dishes for TWO (2) PEOPLE?!

Dump him imo

[emmeetslawschool]

Gonna preserve these tags b/c they’re damn right 

#you would not put up with this from a roommate#do not#do NOT#put up with it from your life partner

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]

[shuouichi]

OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION

[pedrc-pascal-archived]

[madness-and-gods]

NO 😂

[kittercasey]

I’m George RR Martin 

[mairzymarzipan]

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

[danieandflars]

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[coelasquid]

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[the-captain-daddy]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

show me a bigger downgrade

[laughconfetti]

Crabby Patties just do that to you dude

[colourofoctober]

When you put your music on shuffle and the song you actually wanted to listen to comes on first…

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time