real cahoots will change ur life

Saskia. 29. Belgian.

[ozcarr]

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

[important-animal-images]

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[teamwhimsy]

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

[nonasuch]

[radialteeth]

Smart girls are the fucking best

[definitely-cursed]

But like

They did such a good job

The poses

[sew-birb]

Massive props to the camera person too

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

@anais-ninja-bitch

[sistertaxon]

this shouldnt be the funniest thing in the world to me but here we are

[dogsdotcom]

every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper

[bunjywunjy]

Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was :( need a :)

unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.

[faboo978]

Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.

[lavendarjevil]

look at his gotdamn attack pose in the 2nd, this man will NOT hesitate

[kingscrown666]

S T A N C E D

[hollowboobtheory]

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

[hollowboobtheory]

"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."

or

"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."

is a better apology than

"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

Some time your heroes don’t let you down.

[gameraboy2]

Lucy Lawless behind the scenes on Xena: Warrior Princess (1995)

[autisticexpression]

Imagine being the coolest person alive

[kosmogrl]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[gaybichon]

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

[lycanthology]

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

[lycanthology]

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

[xwu2i92-deactivated20240528]

I don't think we can 90s playlist our way out of this one, boys

[gottalovecatss]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

[kaijuno]

Stained glass bathtubs are impractical at best but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want one