sorry you're not a winner

[lola-fabian]

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[recaption]

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[the-evil-clergyman]

Le Vieillard et Les Nymphes, from Pierre Louÿs’ Les Chansons de Bilitis by Georges Barbier (1922)

[tkkatherineblog]

[adrenaline]

[genterie]

Ruslana Gee (@ruslanagee)

[umakemepukee-deactivated2022090]

[genterie]

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[weirdnessisgood]

Awesome band.

[eatingchipsandwhiskysips-deacti]

Cat in the hi-hat

[aesthetic-l0use-deactivated2021]

“Cat my life into pieces!!” 🤘🤘

[quatara-moved]

i hate your blog.

can we kiss

[gangsters-wife]

“Baby, I said. I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me.”

— Charles Bukowski (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[surprise]

[runningmylife]