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One Nice Bug Per Day
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āIf this hurts my shows Iām gonna riotā āthey better not cancel my favorite showā āthis is so selfish I NEED this showā āwhat about my mental health now that theyāā
So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.
child is playing restaurant and keeps insisting I have mushrooms in my fake spaghetti, she asked if I wanted them and I said no and she was like āokay Iāll add the mushroomsā and I was like āI said I didnāt want mushroomsā and then she was like āokay. mushroomsā and this went on until she finally stopped and then I got my fake food and asked if there were mushrooms in my food and she said yes T-T
Sheās making me be a new customer and I asked what the special is, she said mushrooms. I asked for a potato soup, she told me the potatoes are mushrooms, I just accept mushrooms into my life, everything is mushroom
I just told her Iām not giving a five star review and sheās (fake I promise) crying
Iām playing the server now and things escalated into me yelling (hysterically I may add) about mushrooms and telling the child it was her turn to eat mushrooms while kane laughed at me and the cats judged
@horsesharkinahatadventures like how retail workers have to ask about donating to charities the workers if this restaurant have to not only ask but AGGRESSIVELY recommend mushrooms
Sounds like you had some truffle with the chef's attitude
how dare you
These are the tags you had on the last reblog. You were still playing with the child, which makes you a pretty fungi!
Ask your child if they know the name of god
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping
Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*
Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle*
ok everyone we had a good run but itās time to cancel the meme now
Tumblr has been actively losing money, canāt attract worthwhile advertisers, and canāt support influencers. This is the bare minimum the business can do otherwise. Although I would agree that @relientk needs recognition (although legally speaking tumblr is our publisher).
Yeah I meanā¦.tumblr DOES kinda need money to function as a site. And they could go about it in the malicious and invasive ways that other social media sites (such as twitter and facebook) are doing, but instead theyāre offering fun features like gifting crabs or buying rainbow checkmarks that donāt have a negative impact on your experience if you choose not to purchase, and turning tumblr staples and jokes into merch that people can buy.
I mean, I would like a free bottle because Iām the source of the vanilla extract meme and wasnāt even aware they were selling a water bottle until people began tagging me, but Iām all for them selling cool merchandise that keeps the site up and running.
update: he got one!
Tumblr users, please. PLEASE.
PLEASE.
Stop reacting to Tumblr and AO3 moneymaking the same way or worse than how you react to other corporations. Tumblr is losing money and is doing itās damnedest to not be absolutely covered with ads. Nobody is forcing you to buy the goddamned water bottle. This IS a really cool thing theyāre doing. Theyāre showing us they care and are paying attention. I personally think thatās kinda cool.
To be continuedā¦?
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I had some strips!
To be continuedā¦?
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@marinette_s_cup_of_tea on Instagram
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ā___ā ā¦. I GUESS.
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I want to thank you all dear people for the reblogs and the likes!
This story is a one page at a time work so itās kind of a slow process and Iām not fixed yet on whatās in store for these twoā¦ In fact I donāt even have a title for it yet! But if youāre ready to bear with me, this might not be the end ^^
Iām reposting this because Iām almost done on the next chapter which I may post in the next few days š¤ā¦
burning food is an inherited trait
Always notice and thank those āāābelowāāā you. Because they actually arenāt.
Janitor knows where the bodies ar buried too.
āA person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.ā -Dave Barry
Yeah even if you do it for entirely selfish reasons, be nice to the janitor.
The janitors are emptying your trash, vacuuming up your crumbs from your lunch, cleaning the bathroom you use every day.
It is in your best interest for them to like you as a person.
A janitor who likes you will be looking out for you. A janitor who doesnāt like you can make your life difficult.
Same goes for customer service, waitstaff, cashiers, and so on.
Theyāre in love, your honour.
Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.
The Smurfs are little blue people who live in magic mushrooms... Think about it.
Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?
What do you say you have a look at this? Tell me what you see.
A light in the darkness.
A bearded man.
A mushroom cloud.
A head on a pillow.
i really like looking at google image searches for āfiremen rescuing catsā or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THEREāS THIS ONE
āTHATāS RIGHT TWASĀ IĀ that set the house ablaze!!!ā
Dying.
Every fucking time I know whatās at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
Iām so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!
shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up
Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers š¦« know intuitively. Embarrassing.
