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I'm Nite! She/her.

[womaninbed]

Evening dress of blue silk damask and pearls (1860s) at the Gothenburg City Museum.

[plushchimera]

another tes commission 😌

[nitey-nite]

'Tis my boy Palaemion! I adore him so much. Plush did great with him!

[nitey-nite]

Hello there.

Long time, no post.

[veryfunnymemes]

[c-bassmeow]

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

[ghey-menace]

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

[flawlessglamazon]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[honeypunks]

you could say…phishing scam…

[thecastingcircle]

Blade led the way for the success of all the following Marvel movies.  No Spiderman or X-Men or Disney buying Marvel without Blade.  No Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Panther, or Avengers without Blade.

[sleepynegress]

^^^^ Marvel was in the toilet before Blade. Blade was a sleeper hit that summer and was the first official hit of not just Marvel films, but the comicbook superhero genre in general. Before this super-slick R-rated feature, it was B-movies with day-glo tights. NO ONE took the the genre seriously. Blade, a black superhero changed all of that.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

facts

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[shisasan]

Moritz von Schwind, Apparition in the Forest, 1858

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

hi helo greetings here is an opinion by ME.

[renthony]

we as a society really ought to bring back advice animals, that really was the Peak of memes

[communistcrystalgems]

Did I do this right?

[renthony]

This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.

[sigeel]

Yknow… when you have love for creating stories, there is just no stopping it, no matter what you do.

Here I was in the pit of writer/art block trying to figure out what to do with the next bloodstain and been struggling with that particular episode it for months.

So I decided I will take a short break and just get away from writing all together and instead just work on my design sense for a bit. And I specifically said to myself that this is just for fun. ONLY DESIGNS! NO STORIES! my husband Stjepan Šejić can testify XD

So yeah… long story short… Punderworld happened. O_O I fell in love with all the visual potential of the Greek gods and how to utilize them, I specifically fell in love with what I can do with Persephone who can pretty-much create nature from nothingness. Which proved itself to be such a fun visual especially for me who loved drawing and studying nature since I was a child.

This comic is like an ultimate vacation for me, so I thank you all so much for kind words of support. I honestly never expected this would blow up the way it did as I was just doodling things to amuse myself to allow my brain to rest, but a storytellers mind is never at rest so I will do what we do best and pour all my love into creating it :)

[autumncozy]

By mpthecomebackid

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[gilded-warrior]

Every time I see this on my dash, I gotta reblog it because I cry with laughter

[eriks-stale-breadstick-deactiva]

No

Please

Stop

[cabbaggie]

Two emotions while dating someone: try to be romantic and mysterious, other way is to be too horny and sexy.

[somecunttookmyurl]

@rudjedet

[rudjedet]

thanks I hate it

[spaceandweed]

[moreroom4happiness]

Céleste Brooch, Chanel, Bijoux de Diamants Collection, 1932

Diamonds, pearls, featuring a 79-carat blue baroque cultured pearl from Australia.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”