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This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does

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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

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never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

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Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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The holy trinity

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Jews are choosing to pray from home instead of in a minyan. The minyan is a central tenet of Judaism, such that you can’t even read from Torah without one.

WE ARE ADHERING TO TORAH BY PUTTING OURSELVES IN A POSITION TO NOT BE ABLE TO READ IT IN ORDER TO SAVE LIVES.

Shut the fuck up about your booboo football game.

Get back to me when your whole community is far-flung because assholes more concerned with fun than life keep making it so you have to stay apart.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

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In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

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afad

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[unclefather]

macanoni and cheese.

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the granny queen from a bugs life

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if you don’t know what this means i wish i was you

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I want to show this to my mum

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Of course!!

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