peaches and cream;

sweeter than sweet; gale, 19, they/them

[softkoo]

world domination

[taechnological]

only bts can relate 👑

[robodatefriend-archives]

robots enthusiastically giving consent though

robots who understand and initiate sexual contact with a human

robots who don’t even get anything physically from it either but they just love making their human so happy

humans who really want to make their robot feel good too

humans learning about wireplay and asking if it’s okay for them to try it out

robots who trust their human enough to let them expose and manipulate their inner machinery

robots who severely underestimate the amount of research their human has done on the subject and they end up coming so hard their voice glitches and they have to reboot

humans being extremely concerned that they did something wrong when this happens

robots coming back online and, still a bit hazy from the afterglow, assuring their human that no, they did quite a lot of things just right

HUMANS AND ROBOTS CONSENSUALLY EXPLORING AND ENJOYING EACH OTHERS’ BODIES AND REACTIONS (⊙‿⊙✿)

[edgcworth]

out of touch lawyer thursday 

[ningyo-fr]

do you think ridgebacks can do the goblin shark smoochie thing

[nega-spark]

[carldangerous]

This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

[growlandpounce]

Good god. I want to take care of it and also never let it out of a cage cause it’s definitely gonna turn on us

[crystalfier]

Omigosh I love it and will protect it

[justwritingscibbles]

Omg it needs to be protected!!

[ilsu-yeet-death]

This is the single most adorable sphere I’ve seen in my entire life and if anything happened to it I’d kill everyone in this website and then myself

[methotrex8]

How can anyone be afraid of a robot that yells, “Here we go! WEEEEEEEEE!” Like a little kid as it rolls around?

[lvrxiao]

where y’all sitting ??

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[furbyhater]

you missed the best part 

[planetafiyu]

Artist: Nyjee Eiddiw | Instagram, DevianArt

[incorrect-tripleh]

Hui: Hyojong would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Hyuna: Hyojong would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Says Luthor, Queen, Gates Could Stop Pandemic If They Took Action, Challenges Them To “Meet Me In The Pit”. 

 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,“ says Wayne, apparently not joking.

When asked if he thought Wayne was serious, son Jason Todd, 24, said, “Timbo’s the best with a bo staff, but Dad can and will bet up Lex Luthor. I’d be willing to open a betting pool. All the proceeds would go to pandemic relief in the Narrows.”

[captainlordauditor]

Mayor Says Red Hood Is Considered Essential, Not His Employees

“It wasn’t like I was gonna have them out there in this shit anyways,” says the druglord. “If anyone does, it’s Penguin or Mask. I’ve emptied out all my warehouses, and they’re open as shelters. Fuck the government.” When asked his opinion on the mayor declaring him essential as part of Batman’s team, Red Hood laughed.

[captainlordauditor]

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Beg Nightwing To Wear Actual Mask

“It’s like he doesn’t remember that time I almost died of a bioweapon,” agrees Red Robin.

[captainlordauditor]

Scarecrow Gives Up Fear Toxin, Saying 2020 Alone Is Enough For Him To Continue His Studies

[captainlordauditor]

CDC Warns Joker Safe Gas Masks Filter Gas Particulates, Not Viruses. Bruce Wayne Asks For 2 Weeks

[mellifexfarm]

blythe is finally growing in his gold collar

[fandemymy]

3Zun

Bonus: vs reality

[evermore-fashion]

Ziad Nakad “Atlantis” Spring 2020 Haute Couture Collection

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

[twenlyonepilots-deactivated2020]

I was born with judgy

[niveousathanasia]

k-pop and sudoku....

[criticalrolo]

Our dm gave us a circlet of intelligence but instead of using it ourselves the Grey Render that got really attached to our Paladin started messing with it, attained an intelligence score of 19, and now we have Randall the Grey Render who works as our butler

[criticalrolo]

as a reference, this guy lives at our house, wears a waistcoat and monocle, and has the highest intelligence score in the party

[meanthoughtscheapshots]

are ya in a relationship?

you think I can convince someone to do that?

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[7eselt]

@alrtist Watch til the end.

[yournewapartment]

I gasped audibly at the end of this