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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
$LAYYYTER
oozey mess
shark vs the universe
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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langdon’s back pain flaring up and he hasn’t been able to fuck his wife for weeks bcos of it and he’s venting to mel about how he isn’t getting any cos abby hates being on top and mel graciously offers, as his platonic friend who he desperately needs, to ride the fuck out of him
you heard it. reblog if u support yuri
guys i think twitter is the real hellsite
the true hellsite ™ is-
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Twitter/X
Both
Neither
Tumblr: hellsite (affectionate)
Twitter: hellsite (derogatory)
I recently broke up with a guy who would scroll linkedin in bed.
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
World Heritage Post
the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar
60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.
i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action
According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal
that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh
I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar
this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
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phan smooches as requested by m'lord mary
Dan replied to these tweets!
23 March 2026
whatever. ☹
the moment after the kiss
At the store today I said out loud to myself “you need to stop overbuying potatoes” and someone else thought I was talking to them
Depending on their potato purchasing habits and your ability to just roll with it, you could have set yourself up as some sort of potato prophet
Ok I was going to make a joke here but I typed "did they stop buying potatoes?" and my phone suggested I might want to insert any of the following graphics in place of that sentence:
go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
haha yay! *starts making sugars*
be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now
jump scare 😭💔
i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”
artist’s rendition
I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.
thank you. it is now march madness time.
