If you insist

Walking dad joke| She/they|bbw|mixed|mid twenties|problack|philly|poly|pan|pisces|kinky|really just here to compliment pretty people and talk shit 😂|black lives fuckin matter

[guccixcucci]

[witchgays]

Why do you hate straight people

heres my paypal

i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!

[cherryking]

happy pride

[hydro-homies]

𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥.

[nevver]

Mutants, Laurent Grasso

[hecth-ledger]

#character development 

[twitblr]

“If y'all die, y'all die” (x)

[hecth-ledger]

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

[quasarkisses]

i d in alt text

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[vizh]

Vision before he realized he's in love with her

[cannibalchicken]

[fyeahwaurel]

[lilmamabeyellin]

ppl really need to grasp this bc they hate when them tables turn. it’s not cute At all.

[notkatniss]

[cuntylestat]

MEGAN THEE STALLION + bisexuality

[jaubaius]

😭😭😂

[milkandheavysugar]

“I do not have an act. I just do Eartha Kitt… I want to be whoever Eartha Kitt is until the gods take me wherever they take me.” - Eartha Kitt 

[c-isnenegro]