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Love Begins
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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styofa doing anything
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shark vs the universe
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@nmohler
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
GUYS!!! I lost this tumblr and i’m very sad about it. The only way I’m posting this is because my mom reminded me I probably still had the app on my old phone so I charged it really fast. PLEASE PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG @ndmohler Im super upset I lost my blog i’ve had for seven years!!! But help me restart by following my new one.
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012. It’s Christmas. It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
what if a grandma found the dog and you made her read that smh
She would look past it long enough to return him, for the sake of the dog
why am i on the tumblr login page
how did this occur
A pregnancy test app
Disneyland’s opening day, Sunday, July 17, 1955. Photo by Loomis Dean
It makes me sad waking up alone when there’s someone willing to wake up with me
-3 am thoughts (via suspend)
honestly dogs don’t even matter once they’re past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant…put em in the garbage
become the type of person that you would like to meet
(via phototags)
live laugh lasagna
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
