No Heals, All Skills

We don't believe in locks.

[sunshinemage]

Commission for @keryth-m of their DnD vampire Jaska Goldtarr!

🧛🧛🧛

[dukeofqueers]

guess who’s got soft bitch disease

[dukeofqueers]

hhhhhhhhh baby

[nilotter-deactivated20230219]

Group poster of my DnD Group No Heals, All Skills 💓

They look cool but theyre horrible.

[nilotter-deactivated20230219]

It‘s her! My D&D character Sybille!

Shes a chaotic evil bard, she really likes the taste of human flesh, she used to earn her money by seducing and killing rich men and she was cursed by a heartbroken wizard, who took her beauty and youth.

Now she travels with a band of misfits, made up of prison guards and escaped prisoners to try and stop a mysterious illness that turns the dead into zombies.

I love her a lot :)

[dukeofqueers]

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[kurt-accursedd]

Been busy recently with DnD. Made a vampire character for it. Jaska Goldtarr. A former legend and royal blood who has had his wings cut off and most of his powers are weakened. So now he’s just a pissy dad vampire.

[kurt-accursedd]

My vamp Jaska with his bearded dragon buddy

[dukeofqueers]

[dukeofqueers]

[kurt-accursedd]

Thought i’d post these too before i forget… I drew this a week or two ago? I needed portraits of my vampire for the dnd campaign im in. Also added the dumb doodle from today of his constant mood. Jaska Goldtarr needs some rest and have his pride back.

[dukeofqueers]

[frightwig]

[atalana]

Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This may be the greatest writing on D&D of our lifetimes. I know it looks like a lot, but please read it, you will be so happy and you will either begin to understand D&D or else recognize this rightness in your SOUL.

[panpanpickerson]

@the-hugs-are-here

[showerthoughtsofficial]

In D&D, your dm shuffling through their notes is just the loading screens for your game.

[sockablock]

Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:

“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”

“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”

“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“

“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”

“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”

“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”

“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”

“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”

“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”

And, of course, the greatest one of all:

“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”