No Trick Pony

Please follow my tumblr, I am so alone.

[no-trick-pony]

Samurai Song by Robert Pinsky

When I had no roof I made Audacity my roof. When I had No supper my eyes dined.

When I had no eyes I listened. When I had no ears I thought. When I had no thought I waited.

When I had no father I made Care my father. When I had No mother I embraced order.

When I had no friend I made Quiet my friend. When I had no Enemy I opposed my body.

When I had no temple I made My voice my temple. I have No priest, my tongue is my choir.

When I have no means fortune Is my means. When I have Nothing, death will be my fortune.

Need is my tactic, detachment Is my strategy. When I had No lover I courted my sleep.

[textpostsandcats]

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

[notanaudition-deactivated201509]

benn

[no-trick-pony]

It is great in the way being a hot girl is great. Everywhere you go pedestrians shout, Hey that's for me! when it clearly isn't. 

[fatherwaluigi]

[no-trick-pony]

Best Character

[thatssorevan]

"You are like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch."

[motionlessrk-deactivated2021020]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[no-trick-pony]

I have never seen the OC and I thought about this sketch everyday for 3 years

[no-trick-pony]

My Girl

My mother and I love a fire

And I love to drink

And my mother loves me.

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The two of us stood by a fire

After my brother had been married

After I had been drinking

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She listened to me slur blissful words

About our family

About her

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Never before had I heart to deliver such pleasant honesties

She breathed in my words through the teeth of a ceaseless smile

She basked in the eternity of her worthwhile love

[stressful-unicorn]

[no-trick-pony]

She made them too big

[sebastiannordanvind]

[m-ordor]

[no-trick-pony]

When Frodo turns around and there is a tear in his eye is the only time I have ever cried while watching a movie.

[no-trick-pony]

#finalsweek

[no-trick-pony]

11 pm

[no-trick-pony]

11 am

[damnation-salvation]

[ihaveremade]

read the last two words to find out if ur ugly

[soccphan]

Hayley Brock goal vs Virginia