MERDE

Good company and good vibes. Nguyen

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

THE GOOP LAB???????

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

MA’AM....WHAT ARE YOU STANDING IN

[seabassapologist]

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[nobrainsnothanks-deactivated201]

forever reblog

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[waspinfested]

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

[cillianmurphy]

Hi I am absolutely losing my mind over this

[fuggmuff]

[kidnappedbyacrow]

Found an update...

[makeuphall]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mind--master]

[eternalanimation]

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

This post has made me so happy.

[pizzaotter]

A M A Z I N G

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[sandandglass]

[leatherjacketmixtapes]

who needs words about this week when you have this picture

[pocblog]

[protectblkwomen]

This is so cute!

[elaxisfae]

The type of quality content I like to see

[crit-sunstone]

[kalingly]

Jessica Huang gives her son “the talk.”

[owakita]

5cm Per Second 

 コスモナウト

 Prints http://society6.com/elorap

[humansofnewyork]

“My mom has nobody to care for her but me.  The last stroke affected her brain so badly.  She’s like the living dead.  All she can do now is breathe.  Last month I found a small wound on her toe.  I thought it was something small.  It looked so small.  So I just put a bandage on it.  But it was the beginning of gangrene.  I should have known.  It spread and the doctors had to amputate her leg.  It’s all my fault, but I was under so much pressure.  I’m a single mom.  I work as a housekeeper.  What do I focus on? What do I pay for?  My kids’ education?  Food?  My mom’s care?  It’s just too much.  It’s all on me.  I called my sister last week and screamed at her.  I screamed at her for never calling.  I screamed at her for not helping.  I told her that I wished she would die.   And my wish came true.  Four days ago she passed away.  When I saw her at the morgue, she had no hair, no eyebrows, nothing.  She had been hiding cancer from us.  I feel so guilty.  My wish came true.  But I didn’t know because she never called!  I haven’t eaten since yesterday.  Only a cup of milk.  I can’t keep doing this. It’s too much pressure.  I’m not doing well.  I’m not OK.” (Cairo, Egypt)

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[dee-the-red-witch]

I will never not enjoy the hell out of these. 

[mychalizhiding]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity

Model: yes sure I guess

Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’

[hobs-birb]

[adelmortescryche]

Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind.