[wormpretzal]

i made some sharks im bored hhhhh

[wormpretzal]

people really like these boys huh?

[wormpretzal]

I made more because i have no self control

[wormpretzal]

hey.

i got a surprise for you

[podle5]

These are pretty much the best sharks ever.

[nerdjpg]

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

[markv5]

Тайное хобби кота…

[china-money]

i don’t even google translate the captions anymore I just trust that they’re good

[trashytrashcat]

“Cat has a secret hobby”

[lord-kitschener]

That’s good

[twitterlols]

[logically-devonian-blog]

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

[thelynnfiles]

Oh snap!

[cutlerish]

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

[thefurrynerd]

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

[endoshan]

easy peasy

[aibohphobia]

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

[fayescarlet]

Man this is rather fascinating.

[stability]

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[846782364278]

[apup-deactivated20171002]

[fantasticworldofflanneldoodle]

Is this what war is now?

[odin-n-out]

We finally weaponized gay chicken

[frosty-the-snowden]

I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?

[sleepycleric-blog]

Tell us a story, Frosty!

[frosty-the-snowden]

I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.

Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.

In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit

[variablejabberwocky]

thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace

[the-real-seebs]

antiweaponized homophobia

[mrcreepypasta]

The gods demand tribute.

[only1600kids]

[gifsofanimalsinfilm]

[weirdhybridblog]

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

[revolutionarykoolaid]

honestly, that’s fair

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

the worst thing about zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you don’t care it’s basically impossible to avoid scrolling to check what fruit tree your sign is

[lezgem-deactivated20160104]

I feel cheated that this wasn’t immediately followed by a ‘the signs as fruit trees’ post

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[roxanna-hardplace]

stranger on phone: “I’ll be there in like 5 minutes, 10 tops”

nearby gays: “10 tops?!”