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Not today Justin
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Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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@ancientbeing
Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her
I follow her on Instagram. It is true that she is 17 and living her best life.
DOGE IS STILL ALIVE?
I’m so happy
She was blessed by the internet gods.
American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.
the android eyerolling emoji is awesome because it barely has a dismissive look to it at all, the eyes looking directly upward and the competely straight mouth give it this appearance like it is looking up at the sky in silent anticipation. it evokes a feeling that doesn't exist in any other emoji. it reminds me of those ancient mesopotamian statues where they would portray people with huge eyes
new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*
The status of this spell is:
APPROVED
sometimes violence is the answer
floating face-down in a cranberry bog, divested of ego
gleaning the wisdom of berries, the secrets of small fruits
everyone is pointing out that, the spiders. as if the wisdom of cranberry spiders is less potent, as if i do not welcome their spiritual input.
honestly big shout out to snoopy to be honest
if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way
isnt that breaking bad lore
I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????
You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???
This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔
For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:
"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."
Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.
I now live in fear of the Croatians.
fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already
they’re not
idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!
due to various scheduling issues of living across the country and being adults none of my friends except one could make it to my birthday so we decided to buy a cake and serve it to the people at a bar to just create a birthday party. which worked pretty well until my friend exitedly went "do you know what happened on this very important day?" to announce my birthday only for one girl to interrupt them even more exitedly with "the day germany standardised paper sizes!" which we all quickly agreed was an even better reason to eat cake.
which is how i ended up singing the sentence HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR DIN A4 PAPER with a group of drunken strangers on my birthday, which is better than anything I could have planned in the first place.
