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Rachel: I mean I can if you want? But if you wanna surprise her you can.

Puck: Okay.

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Rachel: Okay cool.

Puck: You gonna tell her I'm coming?

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Rachel: I feel really sick from this so like, if you aren't busy and you want to pick up Abbi for some Dad time, you can do that. We're watching movies and stuff but I know she's probably bored. Sick mommy isn't exactly fun mommy.

Puck: I can be there in like half an hour.

Puck: Gotta get dressed and stuff.

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Rachel: Omg, no. No. You don't have to do that, I'm good.

Rachel: Like, it's not the Sweet Life but I'm getting by and that's alright. Barbra didn't become Barbra over night, you know?

Rachel: I just needed your insurance this one time, no big thing.

Puck: Alright.

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Rachel: Yeah.

Puck: Do you need money?

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Rachel: They are.

Rachel: I'm really not amazing on cash right now, though, unfortunately. Everything I have goes into my bills and Abbi's college fund, then food. I had like maybe twenty on me today.

Puck: Alright.

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Rachel: [READ]

[UNSENT] Puck: Was it me or someone else?

Puck: I thought those things were only like 60 bucks.

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Rachel: I just love how I text you to just like...let you know something completely reasonable and you manage to make me look like some evil bitch.

Rachel: I just didn't want you to be confused about the charge.

Puck: And I said okay. Move on.

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Rachel: K Cool I guess I'm done here.

Puck: Looks like it.

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Rachel: You were being /hateful/. That's the beginning and the end of it.

Puck: Whatever.

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Rachel: If you want the receipts I'll give you the receipts.

Rachel: "It's pretty easy not to care about a narcissistic bitch."

Rachel: "I forgot you don't take responsibility for any of your bullshit. One of your best traits."

Rachel: "You do that. I'm gonna go play with my kid because she's the only good thing that came out of being with you."

Rachel: Those are just the highlights of our last text conversation!

Puck: Was I lying?

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Rachel: I only said that to you because you were insulting me left and right and I wanted to give it back to you. That's it.

Rachel: But you're right. You don't have to talk to me about shit. I'll pay you back, okay?

Puck: When was I insulting you?

Puck: Is this fucking kindergarten?

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Rachel: Soooo you're mad but you just don't want to talk about it.

Rachel: Alright.

Puck: Why would I talk about shit with you? So you can go tell me to cry again?

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Rachel: No, it's just that you usually have more to say.

Rachel: Guess I'm mistaken.

Puck: You already did it.

Puck: And I'm fucking sick of fighting with you every day so whatever.

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Rachel: I can hear your wheels turning from here.

Puck: You want me to be pissed or something?

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Rachel: ...What.

Puck: Nothing.

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Rachel: We had sex & we didn't use anything.

Rachel: I've been off of birth control for awhile because it breaks me out so I had to go and get the morning after pill.

Rachel: So I just took it a little while ago, it has the potential to make you woozy and nauseous, so I'm at home until it passes.

Rachel: I had to use your insurance because the pill wasn't in my budget and I'm still covered under it, apparently. So...yeah. I'll pay you back if you want, I just wanted you to know.

Puck: Uh. Okay.

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