Puns to the max

yeeaaaaahhhhh

[soimlk-deactivated20150420]

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

[nemnuong]

explain: why are titties so soft????

titties are near the heart so they are full of love

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

eat her like this

fuck her like that

be the F R E A K she needs

[counterpoots-deactivated2016022]

When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK

[potatoandotherwise-deactivated2]

“you shouldn’t be attracted to girls.”

ok but consider the following:

girl hair

girl thighs

girl moans

girl moans

girl moans

GIRL

MOANS

girl moans ok

[shisasan]

[noahthemagicalfox]

Support #StopClickBait

www.stopclickbait.com

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[ohemgeeitsstephaniemarie-deacti]

Same

[voidlorddabombcom]

CASH

[dreadtroll]

CAT

[shittyidea]

wtf I’m a loser though

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[obiwan-archive-deactivated20180]

i miss being able to enjoy books. i miss reading every day. i hate being depressed

[obiwan-archive-deactivated20180]

when i was in 7th grade i once read 15 books in one month… id like to know why depression happened to me specifically

[wordsnquotes]

[aprilynnepike]

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

[pqinful]

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

[rogerdabbit]

My entire childhood.

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

[noahthemagicalfox]

Shel silverstein was such an interesting poet throughout his career. It's honestly surprising that he made a children's book (compared to his past and previous careers). However, I could never agree more that he had many wise and enlightened thinking that he shared. I'm glad he was a part of my childhood

[yaboihenners]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Henry Tuite

[vjezze]

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

[davidbowowie]

there’s several of these as well;

[hey-assbutt-its-a-parade]

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

[sexpositivepunk]

ragingdarcy:

amsterdamn

Really though it was great 

[i-am-myself-this-is-me]

It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country

[officialtinyqueen-deactivated20]

IM SO PROUD 

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[sunshinewoman]

Seen in my school’s bathroom

[cosmic-visions]

confirmed

[wherehaveallthescullysgone-deac]

I’m convinced

[adulthoodisokay]

[softmouse]

This is so pure

[dingdongyouarewrong]

bront redemption arc