Unknown, Green Bathroom - Line Holtegaard , 2024.
Danish , b, 1980 -
Oil on canvas , 150 x 100 cm.

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Unknown, Green Bathroom - Line Holtegaard , 2024.
Danish , b, 1980 -
Oil on canvas , 150 x 100 cm.
Have you ever looked at an octopus and wondered, “What is going on in their head?” Well, first of all, that bag-like sac sitting above its eyes isn’t its head. That sac is called the mantle and it's full of all the animal’s vital organs (three hearts, gills, digestive tract, gut, reproductive organs, etc). If you’re wondering where the brain is, it’s located just between the eyes, wrapped around the esophagus like a donut. So every time a cephalopod swallows food, it stretches out its brain a tiny bit—you could say they always have food on their mind!
So, to arrange yourself like a cephalopod, you’d basically need to take your torso, stack it atop your head, then arrange your limbs around your mouth—TA DA! You’re kinda an octopus! (Things you definitely needed to know today).
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
Find your own resonance :)
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
I am in an almost constant state of "People 😒"
I’ve seen my share of “fake geek girl” shaming, and just thought having a Fairy Gamer Momma to come to the rescue would be nice. I know they exist, I’ve met plenty who are amazing and could beat my ass at any version of Mario Kart. Give the Gamer Momma in your life a big hug! :D
there’s always time to admire the flowers // watercolor, gouache and ink on paper
Oh no, it’s happening to our penises pinnaces too
Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!
This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart.
The final Part 5! THANK YOU SO MUCH for your support!!! The comments, likes and reblogs make me eager to create more! Part 4 Part 3 Part 2 Part 1
Part 4! #TEAMMONSTER Part 3 Part 2 Part 1 DEVIANTART | INSTAGRAM | VK | PRINTS
Part 3! The real monster in the house 😖 Part 2 Part 1 FOLLOW INSTAGRAM FOR FASTER UPDATES
Part 2 of ‘The Monster’ comics. Meet the kid! Part 1
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! kittenwiskers allowed me to illustrate her beautiful story, so here is Page 1 of my first colored comics ever (oops, I’m nervous!). Page 2 is on the way~
Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints
Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants
So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.
So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
I found the most useful post on this website back! I got so excited that one pocket is inside out and the other outside in but whatever, it works!
"Average post made by Tumblr user Aquilacalvitium gains a hundred notes a day" factoid actually just statistical error. Self Care Post Georg, which gained over 700k notes within two months, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Hey hey hey hey hey
Y'all remember the 666k post?
Proud to announce that Ya Boi is self-caring fairly consistently now!
I hope y'all are as well, you deserve it!
But fr I think about this post a lot, I even printed out some of the comments you left in the tags and pinned them up on my cork board. You have no idea how good making that dumb little joke post turned out to be for me. I even met my best friend because of it!
Don't get stuck doomscrolling. Humanity is good and I have proof.
If you get depressed or pessimistic, just remember when literally thousands of strangers all banded together to get one guy to look after himself.
We're worth protecting. 💜
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
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Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night