James blinks at Noah, suppressing a laugh at the insinuation that Sirius is in love with Remus. He guesses that perhaps the marauders do look like a married group more than a friend group sometimes, but that’s just the way they were. The way they had always been. Sirius and Remus had a curious friendship, but it was no more curious than Sirius and James’s own brother-like companionship.
“Right,” he says, nodding his head at the man’s confusion. “Of course. Moony and Padfoot and their sexual tension.” He takes a sip of his drink before he can let out a big snort of laughter and give away just how ridiculous he thinks it all is.
To hear the guy had a crush on him surprises James. He was under the impression that he was a complete and utter tosser back at Hogwarts, and that anyone had anything other than a memory of complete distaste when it came to his teenage self was a shock, to say the least. Instead of voicing this, though, he lets out a chuckle. “Well, I was quite the catch back in my glory days, I must admit,” he smiles, reminiscing on the days where he was very much not a catch, if Lily Potter had anything to say about it.
James is still lost in his memories when the panicking of the crowd hits him. Immediately, his eyes turn towards the door, making a note of the exit and how he could get everyone out. He hopes that nothing has happened, but he knows better than to hope for the best when it comes to panicked crowds. The minute he hears that word though. Those words. His breath catches and he feels himself drawn into a mind of panic and worry. James knows he can’t succumb to it though, not in public, not with these people needing him to be strong and organized about it all. He quickly composes himself and turns towards Noah, having barely caught anything he has said over the last few minutes, aside from the name ‘Burke’ and a ‘we have to go now or bad things will happen.’
He turns to Noah with a look of suspicion. “What was that?” he says, hand immediately going to his wand, held tightly in a holster on his waist. “I’m not going anywhere, thanks,” he says flatly. He eyes Noah’s forearm with a glare. Surely the man talking to him over the course of the evening couldn’t be one of them? He was nice, and Remus dated him, for Merlins sake. No, he couldn’t be— James was an advocate for giving people the benefit of the doubt, but one could never be too sure. “Why don’t you stay here with me, alright?”
Noah saw James’s attempts at hiding laughter and immediately felt sympathetic. The poor straights were terrible at seeing non-straights having feelings for another non-straight. “Oh dear... you believe them when they say they are just friends.... Terribly awkward, mate. Um... I would recommend asking Lily if she agrees. Ladies tend to see queer love a touch better than gents who aren’t queer. No offense or anything,” he said while rubbing the back of his neck.
Noah was surprised that James was not agreeing to come with him. He felt a stab to the heart to see James’s eyes fall on his arm. Was... was he really thinking he was one of them?! Tears burned his eyes as he ripped the sleeve of his left arm right off his shirt, revealing a perfectly clean arm. “You want to cast detection spells on it and my guitar too?!” he accused. “I wanted you to come with me and get all the cursed stuff out of my family’s shop while I knew no one would be there to stop you! I thought... I thought you would be different! Remus di’n’t need to see my feckin’ arm, you arse!” he cried, his Irish brogue coming to the surface in his distress.
He shook his head at the suggestion to stay. “No’ why woul’ I stay?! I wa’ gonna ha’ you help me betray me fam’ly to keep folk safe, and firs’ thing ye do is look at me feckin’ arm like I woul’ do shite like this! Shite! I canna stay! I ha’ ta go get shite out o’ the shop afore me granda come to make a knut on all this insanity!” He ran for the door, hating that his glasses were fogging up from his tears, making an already difficult exit harder. He stopped for a moment to try to wipe away some of his tears, not wanting anyone to get hurt just because he was being reckless.