Noanie's Art Blog

Commissions OPEN 1. JDW 2. BDS 3. 4. 5. https://linktr.ee/noaniedraws

[noanieactuallydrawingalot]

Well, this is happening guys! I have 3 commission slots open as of today (5/9/23), and here are the details! Looking forward to doing some kickawesome pieces!

Caard:

Commission prices for art, illustration, & fanart by Noaniedrawsalot.

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[assiraphales]

I would genuinely love to hear what a resident of china or russia loves about their home bc I’m not a fucking bigot and I know a government doesn’t define a culture but thanks for ur exposing yourself babe xoxo

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from againstPollution reading: now imagine the reaction to someone posting shit like this about russia or china for a second ;3 americans rly think theyre poor little meow meow ls beecause some people online told them to stfu /End ID]

[depsidase]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[jarl-deathwolf]

New Sapphic Book Announcement!

I am happy to announce that my second book, Children of the Grey, will be published in early September!

It is a high fantasy story taking place in the same world as my previous story, Threads of the Wyrd. The story follows the wlw romance between two Greylings, humans touched by the otherworldly powers of the Grey.

Each of the two is an outcast in her own way, but finding a kindred spirit in the other.

Solace of Rest, the angelic knight: Orphan of the monastery and hunter of the undead! Karshka, the demonic thief: Adopted daughter of the circus and goat-hoofed acrobat!

Read as they fight the undead! Sneak into castles and humble the aristocracy! Maybe kiss?!

(Definitely kiss)

Over the next couple months, I'll be talking about the characters of Children of the Grey and the world they live in over on @hargrovehall!

Art by the wonderful @potatofu-art! :D

[luna-azzurra]

Took me years to understand that boredom is not the enemy of writing. It is the raw material. Every good idea i have ever had arrived during a walk with no podcast, a train with no phone, a shower where i just stood there. The moment i fill every silence with content i stop generating anything of my own. I am just processing other people's thoughts instead of having mine. The empty space is where the work comes from. Protecting the empty space is the actual job.

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[molabuddy]

i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

[bronkenj]

[daxite]

the ride never ends

[frozenspeartuna]

[drchucktingle]

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

[conindiundrum-writing]

They who see this shall get out of their writing rut.

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[ahedderick]

Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure'

The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

just rewatched t2

[remanedur]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Actually this time probably not. The writing was on the wall way before Reagan became president, and the steel mill closed in November 1981, barely ten months into his president.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He was governor of California during that "writing on the wall" period. He was the one writing. It was his wall.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Oh. Well don't I look stupid now.

[xpxssxm]

Terrible news: you learned something today