Four

[do-it-four-swords]

🌶️ a red pepper for you

This is just a regular red pepper, right?

And not Red turned into a red pepper again, right?

[the-leg]

who up

[the-leg]

go to bed

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

:(

[do-it-four-swords]

That was me like 2 days ago when I was turned into a green pepper

But that’s @noanythingbutthegreenpepper all the time

[do-it-four-swords]

it’s me, the magic pepper fairy! Oops! I think I accidentally turned Green into a green pepper! It was totally an accident! Time to fly away before you catch me and make me turn him back, I guess!

SHITSHITSHIT GODDESSESDAMNIT

CAN SOMEONE GOOD AT MAGIC STUFF HELP ME TURN GREEN BACK INTO A PERSON I’M TOO SCARED TO APPROACH HIM

[deactivated-blog]

so uhh

@wimdyy​ and I are lost

[wimdyy]

This place is weird

“Welcome to reality”

[do-it-four-swords]

WHERE ARE YOU???

[deactivated-blog]

A room!!

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

How the fuck did you get there

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

@warnutreal

*bonks you*

[warnutreal]

Ouch.. that was a bit rude.. Don’t youu think?? 

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Stop being mean :( leave the guys alone

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

@warnutreal

*bonks you*

[do-it-four-swords]

Winds! I got some jabber nuts for you and some tulips I need to plant! If you come help me garden, I can introduce you to the Minish!

Keep reading

[wimdyy]

I can help! Believe it or not I’m good with flowers!

[do-it-four-swords]

Awesome! The Minish left us some instructions so we’ll start there

[do-it-four-swords]

Excellent! @wimdyy are you ready to start?

[wimdyy]

I was born ready

[do-it-four-swords]

Alright, I think this is a good sunny spot, let’s plant them here

[wimdyy]

Bet

I dug a hole!

I can’t even see the bottom!

[do-it-four-swords]

Excellent!

@healing-hero since you wanted to help, do you think this is a big enough hole?

[warnutreal]

May I assist you lads with your gardening? I have not had the thrill of digging a large hole to put a not-quite-living thing inside since that time in the graveyard when I.. Oh, my apologies. I didn’t mean to ramble! I almost told you about a terrible secret of mine.. I’ll put on my gardening gloves and grab my shovel and come on over to help! It’s quite sunny as well, so I need a hat and sunscreen too. Give me a few minutes and those bodies will get buried faster than you can say murder! I mean, those flowers will get planted faster than you can say pollen!

[do-it-four-swords]

I’m just trying to garden, man(?)

[warnutreal]

Alright, I’m ready! So, what kind of flowers are we planting?

[wimdyy]

You

[timetheoldman]

NO. THEN THERE WILL BE MORE OF THEM. DO NOT DO IT.

[do-it-four-swords]

FUCK HE’S RIGHT ABORT ABORT ABORT

[wimdyy]

So um

I buried him

[do-it-four-swords]

OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE

EVERYONE RUN

[warnutreal]

I fear that I will slowly decompose in this treacherous hole until my demise. I have no arms, nor do I have legs, therefore I am unable to free myself from the cold, dark clutches of the soil that surrounds me from every direction. Is this how it ends for me? Is this the infamous cruel fate of a hero everyone has spoken of? I may never know. If I am doomed to lay here in the suffocating silence with only my thoughts to keep me company for however long it takes to leave this world, I wonder which will come to me first, death or insanity? 

[the-one-and-only-wild]

What the fuck is going on here

[wimdyy]

Murder

[acheronspride-deactivated202205]

what have you done

[deactivated-blog]

why is this what I wake up to after sleeping for a month

what the hell you guys

[salty-legend]

Why would you even check on them, go back to sleep, do the smart thing

[sky-pumpkin]

I’m going back to sleep

[do-it-four-swords]

We woke up all of the food chain apparently

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Oh boy

Do you want me to bonk Warnut for you not-green-pepper-me?

[do-it-four-swords]

It’s… me… as a green pepper…

I’m terrified on so many levels

But if you’re willing to bonk the Warnut…

Then I accept the offer, please do

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Mkay will do uh... I will now leave this is awkward

[do-it-four-swords]

Winds! I got some jabber nuts for you and some tulips I need to plant! If you come help me garden, I can introduce you to the Minish!

Keep reading

[wimdyy]

I can help! Believe it or not I’m good with flowers!

[do-it-four-swords]

Awesome! The Minish left us some instructions so we’ll start there

[do-it-four-swords]

Excellent! @wimdyy are you ready to start?

[wimdyy]

I was born ready

[do-it-four-swords]

Alright, I think this is a good sunny spot, let’s plant them here

[wimdyy]

Bet

I dug a hole!

I can’t even see the bottom!

[do-it-four-swords]

Excellent!

@healing-hero since you wanted to help, do you think this is a big enough hole?

[warnutreal]

May I assist you lads with your gardening? I have not had the thrill of digging a large hole to put a not-quite-living thing inside since that time in the graveyard when I.. Oh, my apologies. I didn’t mean to ramble! I almost told you about a terrible secret of mine.. I’ll put on my gardening gloves and grab my shovel and come on over to help! It’s quite sunny as well, so I need a hat and sunscreen too. Give me a few minutes and those bodies will get buried faster than you can say murder! I mean, those flowers will get planted faster than you can say pollen!

[do-it-four-swords]

I’m just trying to garden, man(?)

[warnutreal]

Alright, I’m ready! So, what kind of flowers are we planting?

[wimdyy]

You

[timetheoldman]

NO. THEN THERE WILL BE MORE OF THEM. DO NOT DO IT.

[do-it-four-swords]

FUCK HE’S RIGHT ABORT ABORT ABORT

[wimdyy]

So um

I buried him

[do-it-four-swords]

OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE

EVERYONE RUN

[warnutreal]

I fear that I will slowly decompose in this treacherous hole until my demise. I have no arms, nor do I have legs, therefore I am unable to free myself from the cold, dark clutches of the soil that surrounds me from every direction. Is this how it ends for me? Is this the infamous cruel fate of a hero everyone has spoken of? I may never know. If I am doomed to lay here in the suffocating silence with only my thoughts to keep me company for however long it takes to leave this world, I wonder which will come to me first, death or insanity? 

[the-one-and-only-wild]

What the fuck is going on here

[wimdyy]

Murder

[acheronspride-deactivated202205]

what have you done

[deactivated-blog]

why is this what I wake up to after sleeping for a month

what the hell you guys

[salty-legend]

Why would you even check on them, go back to sleep, do the smart thing

[sky-pumpkin]

I’m going back to sleep

[do-it-four-swords]

We woke up all of the food chain apparently

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Oh boy

Do you want me to bonk Warnut for you not-green-pepper-me?

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

All hail our Great General Warnut

[warnutreal]

GUYS. WHERE'S THE FUCKING NECKLACE

minions are doing nothing. I may have to take this into my own hands..

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

I've been looking, nothing so far General

[luminecho]

Oh, by the way, i must add, this is quite fun

-green pepper four

glad you're enjoying yourself gdqhwfkghdfekghld was this war/coup a planned thing or did someone just start clowning around and then the rest of the blogs said "yeah that looks fun"

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Maybe

[warnutreal]

My army, please help me figure out where the necklace is. Who touched it last, and who has it now? Go, my minions. Find it and bring it to me.

Oh and, @warriorsthewinner , calling upon your simps won't work. I'm Warriors too, they love me just as much.

See? It's hopeless. This is like the war of ages in a nutshell.

Another message to @tortilla-of-courage , I am deeply sorry for starting this war whilst you are low on spoons. You do not have to participate, but my great plan was to start a great battle between us for ownership of the Necklace. I will allow you to trade places with somebody, only because I am the greatest nut who ever became a nut.

Best regards,

Warnut

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Yes, General

[luminecho]

Ah, I'm afraid you have involved yourself in our little scheme. Do not worry, however, if i may, I'd like to say you should surrender against the might of our captain, the superior captain, he will nut show mercy

-green pepper four

please. i can and will crush warnut into dust without mercy or hesitation. you don't scare me

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Ah, i see the path you've chosen, i shall leave you then

[warnutreal]

Okay guys give me a bit, the war has not started yet. I have to get the necklace first, and I am a very busy nut so I am unable to do anything at the moment. Please be patient 🙏

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

Of course General

[luminecho]

so peanuts amiright

[salty-legend]

unfortunately

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

It appears so

[noanythingbutthegreenpepper]

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