Fordola Liker 9000

[kokoeimikos]

i think rumi gets lots of hugs and kisses from her gfs

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[destiny-islanders]

🎵🎶🎵🎶

[lilyblisslys]

forcefemming a pathetic girl who won’t do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it’s so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

[lilyblisslys]

Girl who has been staring at a full bottle of estradiol for 2 months: what kind of sick and perverted outfit are you going to make me wear!?

Me, holding a women’s cut t-shirt: oh my god shut the fuck up

[plounce]

personally one of my favorite things about the bard quests is that both of them could just be lesbians. guydelot with the shitty self-cut short hair with a bad dye job and 3 days worth of eyeliner caked on. sanson with the Sensible Low Ponytail who runs this bard unit like it's the god damn navy. i know these dykes they could be my coworkers

[eemamminy-art]

Happy pride, warriors of light! 🌈✨

(Particularly the miners, paladins, bards, culinarians, and summoners of the realm!)

[fatestayyuri]

ifrit is so funny because her two moms have instilled in her a rigorous set of ethics and morals alongside a deep respect for women but also being raised in rhine lab the #1 premier messy polycule drama capital in all of terra means she looks and dresses exactly like a lesbian fuckboy right down to driving a stolen convertible

[caffichai]

Viviana with her game on

Special commission for @leithanienwnt!

[kippwire]

my lesbian clown girls

[lancrewizzard]

"Are you telling me that your university has practicing homosexuals on staff?"

Rincewind stammered. "I. I don't think so. Professor Macarona is so good at it he doesn't need to practice, I'm too nervous to ask, and Ponder doesn't have the time with all his other jobs. I suppose the more senior wizards might be practicing homosexuality." He thought back to some scenes in the Uncommon Room. "They certainly need the practice," he added.

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[kvothes]

a good thread

[asterronaut]

hes himedanshi-ing out

[daftpatience]

everyone say hi woad we love you woad

[kquiarsh]

Last night I found out one of my beloved mutuals didn't realise she was kinky. So I've spent this morning setting it to music.

[horny-ravanark]

Real TwT

[fishing-princess]

Novice swordswoman hellbent on a revenge quest (A): “Let me get this straight, you want me to bring you with me into the bath?”

Possessed demon blade she recently acquired (B): “Yeah? What’s it matter to you?”

A: “You, the cleaver of 10,000 souls, the blade which relished in the blood of armies and its wielder alike, and the judgemental sword that won’t stop mocking my techniques. Why would I ever take a bath with you?”

B: “A blade is an extension of the self, you should never let yourself be parted with it. And even if you’re a lackluster swordswoman, we’ve already made enough enemies that you cannot risk an opportunity to be ambushed while unarmed.”

A: “Even if I did buy that, why do you want this anyway?”

B: “As miserable as traveling with you has been, it is at least slightly more entertaining than being abandoned in a crumbling ruin for hundreds of years. I don’t want you dying until we run into someone who at least knows the basics of the sword arts.”

A: “You expect me to believe it’s not just because you’re a pervert who wants to see me naked?”

B: “What?! As if I would have any interest in you. If you must know it’s because temperature is one of the few things I can still feel, and I find the warmth to be pleasant. Yet you aren’t skilled enough for me to bathe in the fresh blood of your enemies, so hot water will have to do for now.”

A: …

B: “Besides, I’m a sword, what would I even get out of seeing you naked anyway?”

A: …

B: “And even when I was alive I was a woman who used public baths often, your naked body doesn’t even interest me in the slightest.”

A: …

B: “…my limited perception of the world around me means I can’t really ‘see’ anything anyway.”

A: “You sure have a lot of excuses on hand.”

B: “…it would also help to strengthen our bond as weapon and wielder?”

A: “You know, I was actually considering accepting until you said that.”

[undasura]

i keep forgetting its summer it feels like it's spring still!!!

[demilypyro]

what did he mean by this