Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now
why do you feel the need to make jokes such as this.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now
why do you feel the need to make jokes such as this.
♕ lilliana
Viscountess Dawn, what is the best spot to swim and possible gather aquatic components from?
So like, you can find pools or ponds anywhere, but the only location that has an actual ocean is Portland. I’ve installed a pond in my own home for convenience, but it just doesn’t -- what do they say -- slap the same way ? The sun, the breeze, the sea! I wish Whitfield had an ocean...
Don’t tell Marquis Dragonfly though ♥ He hates it when I sneak away go there for a nice relaxing vacation ♪
☼ dawn
“--ow does my hair look? Good? Do I have any smudges on my gla--what do you mean we’re rolling? Okay, then just edit this out when you’re done!”
There is a moment of barely-audible muttering, as the man on the screen glares at a point just to the right of the camera. His hair is rich auburn, braided neatly at the nape of his neck, and it makes for a good contrast when all the color rushes out of his face.
“You didn’t tell me this was going to be live,” hisses Baron Rook, and the answering whimper of “I thought you knew!” is clearly audible from off-screen.
He takes a deep breath. He takes another. He turns his glare on the camera itself, and manages to resist the urge to yell, or throw something, or indulge in one of a hundred nervous tics. If something particularly unkind about a certain Viscountess crosses his mind, he doesn’t say it.
“Greetings, citizens of our noble country, and to all our welcome visitors. I have been chosen to give you some happy news in these trying times: your pleas have been heard, and Vraelgard’s esteemed nobles are now available to speak with directly.”
Rook forces a smile onto his face. “In honor of this--unprecedented development--our whole Council will be available to answer your questions for the next week, after which point our duties may keep us from prompt response.” Another deep, deep breath. “Isn’t that delightful?”
“Right. Well. That should be everything. Send us your questions, and we shall endeavor to give you the answers you so eagerly crave. And thank you to Viscountess Dawn for volunteering me to make this announcement. I am nothing short of honored.”
The silence stretches out. Baron Rook shoots a dirty look at the poor soul behind the camera. “Well? Are we done?”
The broadcast ends.
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HELLO and welcome to the Nobles Council, where the nobles are here to answer all of your queries! We are currently hosting an in-character AMA for the nobles council for the next week! (This blog is for IN CHARACTER interactions. To reiterate. Please send OOC queries to the masterlist.)
This includes nobles who are not usually available: Duke Phoenix, Marquis Dragonfly, and Earl Radcliffe! After this period, the only nobles available to answer your muses’ questions will be the other nobles listed on the profiles page!
The AMA will last from Monday, June 1st through Monday, June 8th. This is a mini-event to kick off the nobles blog, and thus won’t count for rank ups, but we hope you’ll participate!