Nobodyinthegraveyard -> Nobodyindenmark

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@nobodyindenmark
Nobodyinthegraveyard -> Nobodyindenmark
the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go š° the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??
(at every part of the song) i love this part of the song
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
things that can kill you:
- the night before your birthday
- late summer evenings
- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon
me and my losing dog think you suck btw
funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
you deserve a life you arenāt constantly recovering from
youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says āno eyes⦠no nose⦠no face. Donāt trust.ā To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Alice Smeets, The Ghetto Tarot.
not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist
not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist
janicemascarenhass via IG
[ID: Janice, a brazilian artist, drifting in the street with their wheelchair, with sparks flying out behind them and a whole rig of speakers modded onto the chair. The back of the chair says "Chillwave cripple punk". They're in a brown halterneck and ripped jeans, with braids and metal pieces attached like arm braces. /end ID]
Important to me that people who need image IDs also know that the braids are dyed BRIGHT red (with dark roots) and have awesome big-ass wooden beads in them and that the artist is covered in tattoos and that the halterneck has GIANT metal buckles and chains on it and that the chair itself has a couple screens on it, most notably a miniature CRT monitor in the spot behind the legs, and that there are speakers EMBEDDED INTO THE SIDES OF THE WHEELS.
This is the most punk thing Iāve EVER SEEN. Iām obsessed with this.
@ perfectunion
Official Post of Massachusetts
can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.
all the āpeer pressure is badā education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of āthe person who responds to you saying you donāt drink by telling you theyāll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundariesā.
god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers