nobody's dead

This is Nobody. Don't let the fact that he's a ghost scare you off - he's just as weirded out by it as you are. Just wear potholders if you decide to hug him. He hasn't quite mastered the whole 'heat' thing yet. He's friendly, and he'll talk to anyone. You, the local strays, a brick wall, the clouds — the trick is getting him to shut up.

[nobodyisdead-archived]

I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there's a pair of us - don't tell! They'd banish...

wh oops

[young-replica]

[blindedlife]

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[masterofallmachines]

@nobodyisdead

[nobodyisdead-archived]

"Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."

“I don’t think the ocean would like MY blood. It’s all dead and gross, and the ocean is all salty and watery and full of sharks. And sea creatures. And subareens and stuff. Also I don’t hear anything. Do ya speak Ocean or somethinn’?” 

[dinobot711]

[nobodyisdead-archived]

"Can I have those fries?"

“Yes! Of course you can have the fries!! They’re super delicious too you won’t even be a little disappointed like not even a little teensy tiny bit!” Nobody gushed, pushing the fries to the man. There weren’t very many benefits to being a superheated ghost, but being able to keep food hot was one of them. “Do ya need some ketchup?! I’ll go get some ketchup for you!! Or-- oh wait, or are  ya more of a different sauce kinda friend? Cos I don’t judge! I’m very open-minded about sauce intake! Ketchup, ranch, honey mustard, I even met a girl who liked to dip her fries into a vanilla milkshake. It’s all fine with me!”

[nobodyisdead-archived]

things i need to do:

organize this blog bc wowsers

stop referring to nobody in masculine pronouns

^ literally someone just punch me every time i do it

actually do the writing thing oops

[nobodyisdead-archived]

"I am who I am, because of them."

Nobody stared at her, repeating the words over and over and over inside of their head, because the words didn't make much sense to them, but she seemed quite the serious little child, so they oughta think this over. Except Nobody didn't really have much of any idea who 'them' was.

"Well! I dunno about any of that, but I'm super glad for them! 'Cos I dunno if you like THEM or not, but I like you! And if you wouldn't be who you are because they aren't who they are, then I'm glad they are who they are so that you are who you are? I think. Ummm, I kinda lost my train of thought halfway there, but...?"

[nobodyisdead-archived]

Random platonic sentences

"You're like a daughter/son/brother/sister to me."

"You matter a lot to me, you know."

"I'm not going to let anything happen to you."

"You are the apple of my eye."

"I know I'm not your mother/father, but I care about you."

"I can't believe they thought we were dating."

"You're really warm. Hug me?"

"I am who I am, because of them."

"Are you sleepwalking again?"

"Can I have those fries?"

"You need to invite your weird dad/mom. He/she hasn't left the house in days."

"You're so silly, you know that?"

"That's it, I'm taking you out for dinner. You look like you could use a pick-me-up!"

[whistleupawinter]

…what?

[nobodyisdead-archived]

Keegan grumbled and rolled over so that Nobody was laying on top of him. "I feel like I haven't been this warm in so long. It's lovely. You're lovely."

Nobody laughed, curling up and getting comfortable on Keegan’s chest. “Yeah, well, I guess ya donno many other two thousand degree ghosts, mm? But I dunno bout that lovely thing, ’cos I’d say you’re lovelier, and don’t argue with me about it, ’cos you’ll just upset me, an’ I know how much ya hate upsettin’ me.”

[nobodyisdead-archived]

Keegan lays on top of Nobody. He's missed his little ghost.

internal screaming

“Keegan, you are heavy, and I am small, please do not do the laying thing.”

[whistleupawinter]

Why NOT, my frosty pal. Why NOT.

…fair point, I guess. Where’d you even find one of these?

[nobodyisdead-archived]

“… I saw it in a store, duh.”

[whistleupawinter]

“…wait, so you bought it? Seriously?”

[nobodyisdead-archived]

“Kiiinda? I had to get a friendling to buy it since the cashier couldn’t see me, but yeah! They oughta have a ghost-friendly store, y’know. It’d make this whole ‘goods and services’ thing lots easier for dead folks.”

[nobodyisdead-archived]

commander nerd: I SEE U ON NOBODYS BLOG ZANA

queen nerd: is she?!?!? keegan is awake!!!! let him talk to his love!!

commander nerd: I SAW HER!!

queen nerd: ZANA THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GOING IN THE TRASH

pano knabino: OMG

pano knabino: OK YES I'M ON NOBODY

[nobodyisdead-archived]

You have been bitten by the random encouragement bug, because the person who sent this thinks you are a beautiful person and a fabulous roleplayer! Pass it on to ten beautiful, fabulous people YOU know and let them know how wonderful they are! ♥

uh oh i’ve been outed as beautiful and fabulous. cannot believe you just called me out like this?

[whistleupawinter]

Why NOT, my frosty pal. Why NOT.

…fair point, I guess. Where’d you even find one of these?

[nobodyisdead-archived]

"... I saw it in a store, duh."

[gravegospel]

[christfvck]

lava slowly enjoying some ravalilos

[carterswifeirl-deactivated20160]

@corruptedfile3

[speciosusmortem]

@nobodyisdead

[nobodyisdead-archived]

@prettymuchgallifreyan

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

                                                 BUT ONLY AFTER ICE CREAM.