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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Discoholic 🪩
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@nocciolinafelice
“The key to solving every problem in this world lies in love; with love, no difficulty is insurmountable.” *
—Akihiro Miwa, who passed away at the proud age of 91.
* according to news outlets in JP Miwa’s agency disclosed a handwritten message penned by Miwa during their lifetime.
Hey, so. I've acquired a new hobby (probably the 'tism to blame) and i've been enjoying putting together model kits and painting them. Also painted some minis (i won't show cause they're embarrasing)
BUT ANYWAY I JUST BOUGHT THIS MINI AND I'M GONNA PAINT HER TO LOOK LIKE DAHLIA cause she owns my ass
Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something
Just a few more. This is a big trend.
Things I learned from the comments
She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims
She took a vow a chastity
A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down
For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)
She was repeatedly raped.
The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)
She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake
In her holiday people make titty cupcakes
I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.
other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???
Today!
Coming up!
Mark your calendar
Tomorrow
— Melissa Cox
Work bathroom selfie.
Hi yes, it is me, a Business Woman™ who is absolutely cisgendered and heterosexual and does not write lesbian smut at work, no siree
This is my "on wednesdays we wear pink" moment. ALL OVER AGAIN but now I'm in my 30's
What do I wear to my friend's Sex And The City-themed birthday party?
Suit?
I'm too gay for this, but she wants me there, I can't flake
you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
Were you a planned baby?
I know for a fact that I was unplanned
I think I was unplanned, but I don't know for sure
I have no idea if I was planned or not
I think I was planned, but I don't know for sure
I know for a fact that I was planned
I hope this email finds you. I hope this email hunts you down. I hope this email pursues you relentlessly.
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
Mr. Sandman, man me a sand - Submitted by: fastman27
#312545 #6F4186 #9F6CE2 #E8AD8E #F7E3C6 #FFFCDE
I feel bad for y'all gringos who don't even know what Rosca de Reyes is
My favorite thing is how everyone remarks on what a good job the Large Dyke did on the ball kicking. And how delightful the flute music was.
Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏
Brief report from the flute accompaniment:
It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.
After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.
Account from the Large Dyke.
Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.
I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.
10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.
Account from the ball haver
7am: the pressure is getting to me; I wake up and drink half a bottle of diet iron bru from my bedside table; roll out of bed, and psych myself up in the mirror - "you can do this my little pogchamp" I say to myself over and over until I decend into a stupor.
8am: I play an hour of Okami on steam to replenish my chi levels
9am: I look at my balls for a while
10am: I spend 20 or so minutes trying to decide what to wear before realising it's the subartic in midwinter and I'm going to have to dress for -2C° regardless of what I choose and opt of my trusty black Schott thermal padded winter flight jacket and a pair of loose, warm Uniqlo trousers to give my testicles room to breathe.
11am: crashing out, texting my friends to arange a substitute kickee, an understudy, anybody so I can just become one with the crowd and not go through with it
12am: the homies have arrived, I'm drinking redbush tea in a small cafe by the park; god is in his heaven and all is right with the world
12.15: "you must be here to watch me get kicked in the balls?"
12.40: a circle emerges, from within the circle a palpable energy focuses like a lens down unto me and I feel like I'm gonna pee my pants a little
12.50: cheers begin, several complete families with dogs arrive - more friends appear and assort themselves into a gathering of 'real heads' ready to watch my groin be dessicated by the firm lace of a women for woman woman with a foot loosed through the gates of war as Augustus saw fit the dispatch and return of his troops from far corners through the blessings of Janus.
12.55: I think I left the stove on
1pm: Short introductions are made, grace is shown, beautiful flute music accompanies the gathering
1.03pm: what is left of my dignity disappears up my inguinal canal; I fall to the ground and languish a moment. I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I'm laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for the last post.
