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Night Terrors

Adeline has become the public face of the local extranatural community, the name non-powered people are most likely to know. So when Josephina Rodriguez falls asleep and won't wake up, her mother calls Adeline to save her little girl. Something has been done to Josephina, dragging her into sleep and holding her there. Adeline's attempts to save the girl - and to find out who came after her in the first place - pull her into a deeper mystery than she's prepared for.

Currently posting weekly on Patreon and my website!

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campaign 4 episode 29: opening night OR emotional damage (with lice)

I'm late bc I was feeding my cat, is it time for robbie to make us cry

or for brennan to give us all nightmares

or both. two things can be true.

"I didn't mean to give up" oof. OOF.

hello 911 robbie daymond is killing me with acting

did I miss a chapter

was I forcibly placed into a separate chapter

HEY NO FUCK YOU

BAMBOOZLED AND MISLED

omar!!

"you ARE my wife, why are you doing this"

castle greyskull lookin ass house

we find out cyd doesn't know what "casing" means

okay no we need a mona lisa vito npc now

close enough welcome back jester

close enough welcome back hourglass of doom

younger catboy

multiple rolls to open a door, I feel the spirit of vox machina in this chilis tonight

"whitestone garden" AND I FEEL THE SPIRIT

travis would measure tings in football fields

like sneaking through a draugr crypt and seeing if you level up stealth

man I want a new TES game

oh. shit.

see I was just picturing a metaphor re:fantazio dungeon and now I definitely am

oh that's a mean carrot to dangle

PEOPLE HAVE NAMES, JULIEN

steal a level from ur dad's house

"I won't repeat what sam said"

this is now a she-ra crossover

"gross"

YOU, SIR, YOU ARE A BLIGHT

average born-again behavior

close enough welcome back grog

"she's freaking out inside me" that's what your wife said in bed

well she seems nice

baby aasimar!

(someday I will remember where the double a's go)

crying about/for shadia

too real liam dial it back

if not us then who, if not me and you

you've heard of thaumaturgy liam is casting dramaturgy

leave every place better than you found it

well now I'm crying

guiding deer

BLESS THEM

psychonauts confusion grenade behavior

"do you want to level up right now"

wait did hal already level

OH I was away from my computer when we got here, I just saw the theatre out the windows

uhoh

oh god

oh no

aabria's crying and so am I

I'm vokjan murzat and so am I

"it's never a given, but now we always have a chance" FUCK

I am emotionally compromised for other reasons but me crying like a little baby is JUSTIFIED

bless olgud

that's why we cut a path

"this city still belongs to free people"

bottom table passing the tissues around

call that Puffs Puffs pass

based on the lighting, Johanna Hezenkoss is in here

hey I hate that

the shrieking is me

just automatically assuming laura is being adolescent

he's doing the jasper snarl again

julien that's rude

hey what the fuck

rogues are whatever

not mavis beacon

hey stop that

alex just collapsing fully off the table

alex: DO ROGUE SHIT

julien davinos is a startled horse pass it on

everybody having molly flashbacks

"I invoke 'fuck that'"

matt dming from the table

now when my stream fucks up I can just restart from where I was

it's bad we're running

he's a GOOD BOY he's HELPING

SEE

teor: let me smash

brennan

brennan don't sacrifice cyd

brennan I'll fight you

occtis 🤝 caleb it's okay, he'll come back

CYD IS PEOPLE

STOP THROWING DEATH FLAGS

"this is how trauma is made"

MATTHOLOMEW

shadowheart coded

NARRATIVE DICE

seremai :c

Maybe Thirteen People is my favorite ska band

a slight little boy of 5'11''

doors

[nods sagely] he's stoned

this bitch

these bitches

"if you are moved in spirit and heart, please give us your money"

lock shock and barrel ass demons

oop

oh. OH

oh NO

sam aabria already divorced you once she can still kill you

the DM's curse

they should just stop letting shadowclan come to fourtrees

yessss call out the edgelolrd

this body is not doing well for bolaire

okay so fuck THAT guy

don't eat the dead people food

oh no

oh this is bad

hey stop that

bolaire do not

brennan do not kattigan

oh shit

oh fuck

I mean I maybe should have called it but also

I love when sam's laugh is just kind of a scream

COOLDOWN TIME

book meme labeled "critical role campaign 4 if thaisha lloy had a gun"

"50 cent of the demon world"

brennan: I WILL NOT HEAR OLGUD SLANDER

"the mask was on a lice and the lice became a person"

"Sam, give him one of your emmys"

emmys with lice

matt: too real brennan dial it back

"it's just recyling"

KARENDESCENT CREED

I'm crying about the theatre again

always return to the theatre

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 6: we are his blood OR everything in this episode is illegal

this monologue is almost fjord

is the matron a prime deity? I thought she was in a separate category bc of how she became the matron

his eyes did that bc of how fast he was reading earlier

you gotta be careful with that

good on them for not making that a poop joke

brief aside, fbi don't look: I grabbed these episodes off My Preferred Episode-Grabbing Site bc they had the most seeds but this is a VERY GENEROUS definition of 1080. Pixels the size of kittens. I'll definitely be replacing them for gif purposes.

anyway the fbi agents can come back in the room now

flashbacks to the discord server I was in during most of c1, where we decided the raven queen was constantly calling vax on a nokia 2310 and cussing a blue streak when he didn't pick up

oh god his glasses are doing the thing

take cover

I. have never heard "zounds" said out loud before

it comes from "god's wounds" iirc so the pronunciation makes sense, I've just never heard it with my human flesh ears

I desperately need there to be a watch party-style thing. I thought I saw somewhere that one was scheduled but I can't find a source for that now so it's entirely possible I hallucinated it

edit from the future: FOUND IT it's on beacon on the 12th, I knew I wasn't clever enough to hallucinate that

I have trauma on pike's behalf

"new holy man" [points] vecna

this isn't hindsight, either, I promise that was my immediate reaction during the first watch

"I'm on an apron! :D"

I would like to hear about both of them

I kinda figured we wouldn't get Trickfeets adapted, since I'm 90% sure it was something matt came up with so ashley could be the center of a plot while she was in town, but a. there's still time b. this is also very cool

mala and I both agree the underwear is also enchanted

I wrote a fic about vex and keyleth drinking about their issues

it ended. differently. than it does here.

the sick child is sam's youngest, bc of course it is

yeah that's about how long my inhaler works for me, too

THERE'S andy serkis

iirc they said this season would get into why people join religious movements even if they seem skeezy, whether it's for community or help or personal goals or whathaveyou

nobody is immune to cult propaganda

tary is a brilliant artificer! just not so much at everything else

the "YES! DOTY TAKE THAT DOWN" in the background got me

god herpes

I need a shirt with "the voice of the shitdamn tempest" on it

this is how we get the slayer's cake

ykw in hindsight I should have seen this for the flag it was

A+ way of pulling scanlan back into the plot

nothing good happens in the fields in westruun, huh

keyleth speedrunning all the kinds of drunk it's possible to be

"ah, it's not me this time"

doty :c

sacrificed himself to science

hello 911 liam o'brien is murdering me with acting

AGAIN

idk if this is actually henry winkler committing to these coughs but regardless: damn

sorry I'm still not over fuckin necro-ninja

stop putting reverb on everybody so I can't recognize actors

I mean it was probably the intended outcome in this specific case but also

(I still can't hear Dorian Pavus in Ramattra) (I have one superpower stop thwarting it with technology)

we can't count the cost of what we've lost 'cause some scars never fade

oh and the locket's broken bc their family will never be whole again

just fucking put me in the ground

LIKE WILHAND

this bitch

no-eyes-having power-ranger-monster-sounding naruto-coat-looking ass bitch

AND DOTY AS HIMSELF T_T

show's canceled everybody go home

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 5: de rolo's eleven OR nobody cares what happens to an improv troupe

PERCIVAL DE BOZO

gilmore!!

what's a sunday

🎶please do not pair the spares with gilmore and tary🎶

I still want the breakup conversation with vax

we love a custom title card

hi matt

why do all the nameless monks look like sub-zero

oh she knows. she knew immediately.

that's pokemon cards

OH NO IT'S CUTE

the speaking-tunnel through the wall is very cool

imagine if they had the earrings for this

I mean ig they would have gotten magic-suppressed but still

hi matt (again)

vex hitting the hurricanrana from above

please read the skull of truth by bruce coville

pike stop trying to fall into endless pits

"could use a little guidance" ha-HA! d&d joke

scanlan ruining their lives from a separate continent

WAIT is that what was in the prize bin at the carnival in M9??

IT FUCKING IS

can't believe pike & percy got thrifted

gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep

part of me wants the volstrucker to be the reason Soul security is Like That but I'm not sure the timeline matches up

I think caleb's still a baby at this point

"oh gods, is that true?"

"why aren't you at your posts?" because we're having an emotional crisis, come back later

this is just match cut: the episode

grog you probably also reek of bear shit

if not worse

doty is the most competent member of vox machina

I hate it

too many limb. put some back.

I think I fought this thing in Metaphor

good thing she doesn't have to attune to those

MONSTAH

good, I needed a new scanlan song to get stuck in my head

at least I can probably sing this one in public

AGRUPNIN SPOTTED???

it's maya until proven otherwise

this episode is SO silly but it's actually extremely tightly written, props to marisha and liam

even if the concept of Puzzles and Riddles apparently tried to take them out

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 4: taryon, my wayward son OR live in harmony, harmony

no way they weren't gonna get wayne brady to sing at least once

DOTY BALLOON

he is in fact an idiot leading you to your doom

howaardt looks like a muppet. I think it's the eyeshadow and the face shape.

just rapid-fire awful, huh

I think this is the first time I've really disliked a change from the campaign. howaardt was just such a different kind of sleazy and unpleasant in the campaign and this is. not as good? I don't want to use the word "fun", bc no version of howaardt is fun, and I know they don't have time to get into the Everything with him trying to marry off tary to save the family name or whatever but it just. cheapens tary? IDK IDK I HAVE THOUGHTS™️ AND IDK HOW TO WORDS THEM

I prefer Full-Strength Tary Backstory to the distilled version we got here, I guess is my point.

there's also six more episodes, who knows, we might still get more of it

also like. how did he even GET that

vexnvax escaping this conversation

hi matt

"what" cleeves is me

pfft he has a little gilded workbench bc of course he does

vex: takes one to know one

The Little Elf Twins

grog pulling the curtain down took me fully out

he fixed it, tho! he's crafty!

the way me and mala both started going "oh no" over and over when he pulled out the Deck

the Deck of Uninfringed Copyrights

"he's so close to getting it" is he though

how could they force the animators to draw more horse

pike 🤝 fjord getting called into weird caves by evil warlock patrons

evil doty

ancestor memories??

convenient that the spell also cleans the blood off her arm (so the animators don't have to remember it's there)

Evil Doty feels extremely like some of the arks in Eternal Strands

(please play Eternal Strands)

not the Rainbow Unicorn Attack noises

mala: and now percy's soul is damned for a thousand years me: oh that ship has sailed

CARPET

"the only pretty boy in these parts is me!"

carpet :(

doty sleepin

now he just needs to kill a kid and/or old person

grog living his best MLP life

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campaign 4 episode 28: at midnight we plan

I desire marisha's shirt

also whatever is on alex's

plus WHAT

sldkjfslkdjslkd

marisha knows king gus is very gay. murray does not. and hope springs eternal.

once again my roommate ignores me for HOURS. up until the EXACT MOMENT the show starts

occtis under his diguise self like "that's my wizard mom c:"

lotta words to say "magic must defeat magic"

don't tell me brennan didn't watch jackie chan adventures

archimagus murray

archmurray

oh! safe place for demodus!

what's a penny

down murray

"there was other stuff that was happening, but that was eight months ago"

oh, sweet druid

"I have 'bellows fever'" "yeah I think you do"

"is it mean of me not to say it" yes but continue

nobody needs to put this much effort into ebay live. and yet here we are.

"do you have your bottom out" the buttflap is DOWN

just say queer

I'm begging

"it can't be my fault all the time"

ope, we killed luis

oh!!

oh this hadn't even occured to me

unless they talked about it last time and I missed it (always a possibility)

the dog is the only responsible adult

"why was that rejected so fast" bc he has a 10 wis

"wizard flirting" "as awkward as you imagined"

"what the fuck, man" was already on the docket

everyone here is having war flashbacks

liam wore that shirt on purpose

what's an infomercial

when brennan inevitably uses shadia to hurt me I'm going to fight him in every parking lot

I just love her so much

OUR daughter

"I need a cantrip" is going in my vocabulary

robbie

oh now they have kattigan's attention

"come get thespian'd"

"make me a double-d" internet is WAY ahead of you probably

we will not be doing the thing from honor among thieves

even though it was very funny

I knew he wasn't gonna let it be that easy

THAISHA L4

LEVEL UP 2X COMBO

WHAT IS A CALLING THE CORNERS

OH IT'S THAT

I just noticed aabria's mug, I am 90% sure my partner has that mug

and if he doesn't I need to get it for him

"the words are deep. that's why we cut a Path."

"unfortunately that line went too hard and we have to end the scene right now"

"I hear everything"

I really like this music, what is this

is there a CRTracks

(can there be)

goddddd I love demodus

brennan do NOT use this against me (he absolutely will)

azune patterning himself after hal will never not hurt me

this fictional gnome is giving marisha an irl headache

you can't prove there's allegory in this

hey what the fuck

the WHAT has been WHAT

bolaire what the fuck

is this the curse? are we talking about julien's whateverthefuck?? BOLAIRE WHAT THE FUCK

your regularly scheduled julien davinos breakdown

not now wick

yeah see that's why

god I hope c4 gets animated. it'd be a clusterfuck to manage probably but it would make me personally very happy

"I would like the cuck chair for this" t a l i e s i n

what you're not gonna punch teor too

hey tyranny what

"and I kinda miss foie gras"

with it once again being possible that I missed something: how do tyranny and bolaire know each other? apparently bolaire was julien's dealer, possibly more (they fucked), but I don't know where the venn diagram between the three of them intersects.

uncle bolaire

brennan like "you're not making me make this up on the fly"

not the bitch toe

wink leak

and the green grass grows all around all around

"people like us" like whaaaaat

this episode is 5 hours long and I'm still not gonna get any answers

oh it's the everybody

I don't know what hero's relationship is to thaisha but I'm glad it's Good

I love these girls so much and I don't trust brennan with them at all

he gives azune a hug and azune just Disappears into the fluff

(furries are you doing okay)

"cat don't crack"

"I want you to be my lawyer"

could have used occtis during Demon Q&A

Underworld Stuff

MURDER SNAKE

I can't believe thaisha's about to kill wick's mom

I mean I don't think his mom would have been setting tables. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW

yeah I'm not sure if that was the move

there are so many tachonii tho

laura's been waiting to say that all night

every cuss wick's ever not said all at once

YEAH

I RESPECT THE EFFORT

this newfangled chalk technology

HOW DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER LKJSDlksjdklskd

(thank you for making the joke I've had in my mind the whole time whitney)

"are you sure? have you seen my fights?"

I liked The Audubon Society

close enough, welcome back grog

what's a photo

"I will punish anyone who stays up" then don't make the episode run until 3am, this isn't my fucking fault

brennan so help me god

horizontal family

you tried, liam

that prolonged stare was fully "are you fucking kidding me"

been a while since we got a Whisper Ad

aw liam got a piece of thaisha's speech in his eye

officially had to swap to Bad Ear Earbud, Good Ear Earbud fuckin died

(I mean I was using it before the stream but also)

!!!

I figured this was going happen eventually, I didn't think it'd be now or then

taliesin implementing Goth Seniority

sam legit does not know what this means, he doesn't watch the product

everyone else forgot her real accent BUT I DID NOT

stop talking about yanessa's busom

brennan's gonna revoke sam's nat 20

brennan going meta

not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good y'know

narrative dice NARRATIVE DICE

can he save that +11 for something else

this booooooy

he's so tired of lying tho :c

LVL 5 CAPTAIN

OH??

(at least she didn't get snake-eat)

"I hope they all get eaten by big snakes"

"none of your business" "it's about to be!"

kattigan feels so underutilized in the city plots. it's just not what he was built for but he just doesn't get to play much and I miss him

we continue.

this feels like ashley trying to set up a blindspot-level absence and I don't like it

hey. hey what.

what was THAT vaelus

COOLDOWN TIME

well that explains why laura and travis have been missing from stuff (people have Noticed)

"he looks like he's gonna cry when he asks" "yeah 'cause it works"

oh that's a fantastic way to interpret that

"did you pull a muscle" WELCOME TO SAM

what's his mother's name

"people in gowns are also making the war happen"

I'm still hoping it doesn't turn around on them

[unbothered grunts]

oh hasted vaelus is gonna be a MENACE

the addams' family house

let 👏 wick 👏 go 👏 to 👏 the 👏 theatre 👏

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 3: the coronation OR nobody's seeing the end of this

first off: told you I would (flashing gif warning)

"I don't want to be this party's pooper"

the new Most Clothes He's Ever Worn

keyleth took Inspiring Speech between episodes

let him have ONE DAY

LEAVE HIM ALONE. GET A JOB.

this is a good pike pause

when you meet up with people you haven't seen in a while and are trying not to traumadump but also it's the only thing that's been happening to you

she's never going to call him "scrawny" and it will forever make me sad

Real Avatar Shit

I like this version of keyleth's motif

vox machina being every parent at any level of school graduation

don't get me started on the ashari ancestors

I have Opinions

more speeches should end with "let's eat"

he learned the whole name, he's down bad

DISCOUNT AKATSUKI

(I can't take credit for that, mala pointed it out)

continuing the tradition of me just recapping mine and mala's conversations: it feels like this is setting up the conflict of c3 a little more than it was irl, which was just a consequence of it being organic storytelling vs being more tightly scripted like the shows (and also there being nearly a decade in between). m9 doesn't really deal with it as much iirc so it'll be interesting to see if it pops up there as well

nobody come into my comments trying to convince/educate me on c3, I quit watching sometime after vax'ilorb and frankly am hoping it also gets animated and distilled down into something I can watch

BLEUKSCH eye gore

"and we don't run" feels untrue

banter twins

hi grey

THAT'S RIGHT she's got zerxus' pendant thingy still

mb it marks her as friendly

I want a glittery golden ram

this is the real change in the series vs the campaign: keyleth DIDN'T kill a kid

your mother is on Amnesia Island with one leg

"meeeeeeee~" I just love him so much

tary out here making his own ship names

now see korrin didn't deserve none of this. all he does is Love His Daughter and Grow Plants. leave korrin alone.

this is a good way of folding tary into the main plot and giving them a reason to put up with him

I have a sneaking suspicion andy serkis is going to be howaardt. I'm open to being wrong but that's my current prediction.

Discount Akatsuki is in the subtitles as "Necro-Ninja", which is a Power Rangers MOTW, and then isn't in the end credits at all

shakes LOVM until the rest of the credits fall out

(shakes internet until the next batch of episodes fall out)

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 2: trial by water OR 🎶get in the water🎶

alright lt. dan, tone it down

she doesn't have control weather yet

legendary wife guy vax'ildan

I still miss Tall Keyleth

I need to know what the fish people are called, I love them

I keep wanting to call them the Zora but that's legend of zelda

valet

you're not paranoid if you're right

they've definitely already gotten married

LITTLE ELF GIRL

grog is me going to any church

I don't know the Protocols

honestly yeah fuck uvenda. I don't remember if they had to bargain to get the whole team down there in the campaign but here it really reads like she's just trying to get keyleth killed

fjord could have used one of these

literally all I remember of this is everyone almost dying and percy having to Friends grog to go back for tary's body

I wanted there to be a voidfish in here

I know that's the wrong show, it just would have made me smile

they are setting up keyleth's mom so hard for something that won't pay off in this show

(unless it does, idk what they're doing anymore)

it's DETECT MAGIC, not DETECT TRAPS

why do they keep touching stuff when vax isn't there

grog's order of operations: punch kick headbutt

(it's all in the mind)

taryvan

you'd think whitestone guards specifically would know better than to run towards undead things

vex passed up a chance to use the broom, it's a doppleganger

I didn't catch it on my first watch but marisha is the kraken!

I also love the big sparkly kraken eyeball

"if you won't give the lodestone, I'll take it!" kraken becomes Harbinger

I̷̲͊ ̷͕̔k̶̛̜n̵̝̓o̴̢̿w̶̻̌ ̸͙́t̵̟̏h̵͚͆i̶͎͛s̴͖̑ ̴̖̓ḧ̵̯́ư̵̼r̸̨̔t̶̹̎s̵̘͒ ̶̲̃y̴̻͛o̷̦̐u̶͓͒

YOU HAVE A BROOM

who does have the bag of holding, anyway. is it still grog?

and now you don't have an arm, good job

you literally can't forget keyleth, she shows up in every campaign

nor should you

fine, forgiveness rescinded, damn

they are red herringing tary and I'm kind of here for it

who's this discount akatsuki motherfucker

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legend of vox machina season 4 episode 1: one year later... OR take this down

not the four seasons

I will be making a gifset specifically of this part

I wanna be on a jar of money

hi matt

I want travis to sign stuff like that irl

mala: you go to hell once and now you're making out with bar randos

HE

was surprised the intro didn't change, but since it looks like scanlan will be rejoining halfway through and tary's credited as a guest, mb they decided it wasn't worth it

throw a pixie in it

weird that they're using the name

maybe to show they reconciled with dad? idk idk

"nothing's working down there" "give a lady a chance"

hi matt

literally!

love that au!literally!matt mercer is apparently a slut

"nothing like deep penetration before lunch" wait

excited for when pike pins him down and makes him learn everyone's names

pike let grog care about you

I resent this implication, doty is a GOOD BOY

I like this interpretation of vex's solo hunt

remember the last time you asked percy to get out of his comfort zone

percy's love language is "you killed a thing and I made a thing out of it"

the things trinket's heard

mala pointed out it's impressive that he managed to shove grog

"this can't get any dumber" you have no idea how dumb this is going to get

finally, the animators are free from drawing horses

"she's so small" he said to the halfling

turn it to 11

mala: stick keyleth's hand in it

don't love the strobe effect they use with this thing

I knew as soon as we saw that fawn it was going to die horribly

this show hates baby animals

(I guess they fall under "kids and old people")

something something witch hat atelier manga spoilers

eating vex's weapons like she dropped them in dead island 1

they're letting anjali be weird again (delighted)

please play stray gods

"what the hells is that thing?" mala: it's a gloomstalker, read the subtitles

horrifying sound

so much mutilated celery

love that trinket can activate the pokeball on his own

doctor who doomsday flashbacks

foisting him off on the de rolos

my roommates wait until the whole season is out to watch, so it'll be interesting to see how the non-critter reacts to tary

I know he's Precious Cinnamon Roll, Too Good For This World, but she doesn't

the obvious reference with the knife is probably materia, but I immediately thought of the enhancement gems from fable

hi liam

bye liam

AND DOTY AS HIMSELF

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site update! music rotation (Becky G, Karol G feat. Shakira, & Young Miko) blog post (ebook, rebuilding your reward center, & small life update)

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campaign 4 episode 27: we are recording this

me trying to watch a 17 minute shawna lander video in the 8 minutes before the episode (I failed)

wick's fanboying will get them all killed

bolaire is going to explode

also possibly murray

who just did the nickelodeon thing, I heard that

🎶fuck the candescent creed🎶

"who writes these" like it's not just liam's journal

lovm s4 snuck RIGHT up on me, what is time

oh god that's so many people. that's too many put some back.

"does it hurt?" "it did"

vampire lestat ass disguise

"everything's been burning" "there's a potion for that"

there are so many people talking

"we don't sleep"

"drainings of an angel man" pause

oh that's. that's not what nonce means.

there are SO MANY PEOPLE talking

oh! julien!! you have a message!!

"what else can I get from him while I'm here?" ask AO3

"it brings me great fear that we are all in one room"

thimble like "problem solved, what's next"

level 5!!

leveled marisha right out of her chair

leaves is plants, shrimps is bugs, gems is stones

do you have a geiger counter?

stop saying nonce

INTRAPARTY WHISPERS

julien tell thimble the thing

THANK you

"they're an expert on celestial anatomy" apparently so is yanessa

"I wanna not commit to an answer"

I don't get the ad breaks now but I was recently reminded of the old breaks where it was just a wide shot of both tables as everybody moved around and gossiped and got coffee during the break and ykw I miss that. it was cozy.

occtis handing out softs

that's four times as many hitpoints as caleb at level 5

if anything happens to demodus so help me god

"why do people not understand metaphors here" me talking to my west-coast roommate

god thjazi broke this child

no brennan we're doing good shut the fuck

b r e n n a n

marisha gets me

so we have canonized boy scouts, pizza, ice cream, and cardboard

man/dog/variable

the three genders

close enough, welcome back simon

hal sells yanessa the slicer of the t'pire weir isles

(if you get this reference, how's your lower back pain)

rescendency, jesus christ

the whole backstage cackling

"in another life, kattigan and filoneous are best friends"

god I hate her

"passing" fuck offffff

wick's so dead

nice save

liam's going to explode

not hal, liam

also me

why does she want it delayed so bad

god I wish thaisha had gotten that insight

robbie there are other numbers

I'm love him

radiating bitches

if it has seven points it's a septagram

I'm just saying

I am getting Brood Mother vibes and I don't love it

hey brennan what the fuck

"a fellow welshman" taliesin

"that is my true love" alright halaire shippers come get your crumbs

liam dying in the background

is whitney on sam's shirt

"not your only fan" TALIESIN

AASIMAR CONFIRM

taliesin just went on a whole face journey

correction: journey is still ongoing

undone by birds

HELLO?

you can't just Identify other people's shit

LEVEL FIVE! LEVEL FIVE!

travis got jumpscared, now it's a critical role episode

and everybody in the room is dead

well that lasted about ten seconds

no wait it's fine actually

laura bailey

ah yes [nods sagely] king gay

"this isn't t'sulrekshi"

man I hope gus doesn't turn out bad

or dead

KING GAY

COOLDOWN TIME

it IS whitney

"I chose poorly"

"sinners 2 but it's just about remmick" YEAH BASICALLY

there was SO MUCH information

and I processed NONE of it

"during orc history month?!"

"because kings are exclusively gay" "it's all the jewelry"

sounding advice

dksfjslk the dual "OH NO"

SAMUEL

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 4 episode 26: put us in coach, we're ready to fuck it up

finally bit the bullet and got a beacon trial, let's see how this goes

robbie! I missed robbie

"this way style"

nerds of a feather

nightwish stone

"don't ask for rolls if you're not prepared"

WAS MARA THE FALCON? LIKE THE FALCON??

"nochi you can skip ads now" but when would I make coffee

shadowheart?!

critical role is within driving distance of me right now but I am poor and therefore here instead of there

I would have died if robbie's name popped up in the credits as "draymond"

I think I hate the Beacon subtitles

get out from in front of luis' face, that's rude

oh right that's what the fuck happened

okay I can't keep up with the discord and this at the same time

tbf I don't think I can keep up with that chat in general

it's a lot

"I've got some notes"

oh. ohhhhh

murray

I just hate her so much

oh my goddddddddd shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuup

marisha gets me

I had to put my crochet down because I was pulling my stitches too tight out of sheer aggravation

oh a jump cut

uhoh

oh good she talked to aranessa first

unmade???

"you can't be mad AND sad" smh vaelus hasn't heard of Smad

oh julien. oh no.

"I wanna see if this is a familial trait"

"I trust her now"

maya davinos: she'll kill ya

"you did it, you got the first real apology"

oh we didn't need to give julien any more reasons to murder every tachonis

(plot twist one of the tachonii he already killed had the focus)

I mean she's not wrong but also Damn

"here's how you cheat death: have a baby"

I desperately want to meet alva now

"nochi you can pause now if you have to get up" I value an authentic critical role experience

I love her

"I need you to meet more people"

"have you met his mother"

oh no she thinks she can fix him

Save Matt

thaisha (aabria) why would you do that to julien (matt)

what did he write. brennan snitch on them.

"oh god, they're everywhere"

"occtis lets a woman with a crush on him walk out of the room"

tempted to pause for break but ykw this is a Long One and I'm already sleepy

subtitles: [flustered nonsense]

"this was supposed to be one skill check" "you brought it on yourself"

"you, sir! you are a blight!"

DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE TIME BRENNAN

"three lifetimes ago" that's even longer for taliesin

for the record: that whole section with the hollering is what 90% of campaign 1 sounds like

murray

is there a giant penny

samuel

bolaire is going to have a coronary

the screaming at "anchor"

justice for Lunch Gnome

Squish the Fairy

you can only Send Message over wifi

"I assume it's a steven universe episode in this one" what does that MEAN

hal catching so many strays tonight

at some point this is just sam messing with marisha

"and their jacket size"

hello fjord

oh no

oh ingrid

julien this is not her fault you be nice

I love her

life needs things to live

j u l i e n

that is NOT what I meant

ALEX

occtis is me

alright julien/occtis shippers come get your crumbs

"I'm a grown woman" yeah but that's your grandma tho

julien you're going to kill her

I Love Her

isn't twig her brother?

I've had the wiki open all night orz

:c

the WHOLE TABLE

everybody disliked that

I LOVE HER

"they hate the theatre" hehehehehehe

"some people don't do politics, but politics will always do you"

tons of wigs (maybe lice)

liam.

thaisha cutting the ears out of the lace

I was gonna say, I don't think the table's big enough

"I immediately get out of the plow position" booooo

oh that's a big ol red flag

so no pressure

COOLDOWN TIME

convergeday

"SHUT UP MARISHA"

sam doesn't watch the product

even when he's on it

"put us in coach, we're ready to fuck it up"

"and we all know each other"

it's robbie, he's the ploughshare

SAM

"I'm wearing a wig! :D"

[nochi-quinn]

liam offscreen like

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 4 episode 25: ma'am this is a wendy's

I barely made it in time BUT I MADE IT

"don't knock on a PERSON -"

I love how jangly alex is

my roommates have ignored me ALL DAY and NOW they want to talk -

Mournvale Holly sounds like an appalachian folk hero

SPEAK WITH DEAD PLANTS

hey what

HEY WHAT

oh shit the creed is working with the tachonis

oh this might be what I saw booth videos of on tiktok

love when there are official CR artists that I know from completely different things

I heard "daggerheart corset"

full table FULL TABLE

brennan is going to give liam a coronary if he keeps mentioning his graph paper children

"it wasn't in the bottle, it was already in the glass"

"argonians" alas those are copyrighted

(if bethesda isn't going to do anything interesting with them they should give them to brennan)

"use your bursar powers"

DOGGO :c

oh marisha's outfit is a vibe

WHAT

"let him cook"

"any questions about what's going on?" "none you're gonna answer"

"take that, dogs"

"murray, you can - " "go home"

I miss AQ, there have been some wonderful gif opportunities from this table specifically

NATURAL 1

looking forward to the whole table being out of their chairs

"oh yeah, I have coffee" you need coffee right now?!

flipping off the dice is a mood

luis and taliesin have forgotten how to sit

liam's getting there

"what in the red wedding fuck is this?!"

WHAT IN THE DERRINGER MERYL

there are only two more hours in this episode and I am terrified

HEY MARISHA?? ? ???

luis just Disappeared

it was a WHAT

she's WHAT

"ma'am this is a wendy's"

brennan don't put that shit into the universe

"booming blade pushes him ten feet?" "nope c: just me c:"

BRENNAN

LEVEL FOUR

b r e n n a n

luis: BUT I BURNED THAT GUY THO. SO THERE.

SECOND? SECOND ROUND??? TWO????

you can't fix this, creepy singing matthew mercer

NOT NOW, PUSHEEN

"corel" only makes me think of the corel graphics programs bc I'm old

BALL TAG

"he's robbed us of our power"

y'all I already have anxiety

taliesin. luis. whatcha doin

don't you reference calamity at me right now brennanthan leeward mulligan

hey liam what

marisha don't get cocky now I don't trust this man

and azune's already down

"YOU FUCKED UP"

"you just pissed off jason statham"

dimension door?

dimension door!

oh that was what they were doing!

"of course that gets me up" luis

"conjure muppet"

"those aren't almonds"

BRENNAN THAT'S SO MANY

that's a sick visual actually

HEY why'd the stream do that

"tides are turning" STOP SAYING THINGS

wait what just happened

I am taliesin. taliesin is me.

I KNEW. I KNEW BRENNAN WAS GONNA MAKE IT HURT. I KNEWWWWWWWWWWW

you don't just hand brennan family members

NO ROOMMATE I CANNOT TAKE THE DOG OUT RIGHT NOW

IT'S NOT EVEN MY DOG

paladiiiiiiiiin

aw hell

BRENNANTHAN

I'm going to fly to LA and fight him in the parking lot

I'm going to WALK to LA and fight him in the parking lot

well that's not lower than a 6

god the episode's about to end

well shit

did they hijack hal's party to engineer a miracle

that's so RUDE

"I hate everything"

[nochi-quinn]

30 minutes is 2.5 hours in critical role time

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 4 episode 24: it feels bad to keep secrets

ig I should have read the recap for last episode, idr shit about shit

had to scramble to be able to hear bc my bluetooth earbuds were still connected to my phone

the future is stupid

that is PREMIUM LINT okay

"I'm glad that wasn't you" "it never will be" weh

Quyen!!!

BED BREAKER

oh no

bless q

can q do all the ads

I just realized sam's whole family has now been in ads (his kids are in at least one of the Beacon ads)

oh jeeze apparently this episode is 5 hours long. prayer circle I get through this

hero divine, I'm sure there's no way brennan will make that hurt later

look after Cerrit's kids I trust nothing and no one, especially not him

oh like red jenny

"I have one less uncle?!"

magpie rebellion let's go

SKY WRITE

flashbacks to matt making her justify using it without using the word "airplane"

regrettably all I can see is the old twitter logo

it surprises me not at all that taliesin just has that memorized

orville reddenbacher was in fact a real person

give demodus a raise

"everything that we can ship, we have" same

you put that death flag back where it come from or so help me

oh poor girl

"this is a little silly - " "on MY critical role?!"

MARISHA

someone out there has to have already covered never gonna give you up on the bagpipes

(I will make it my ringtone)

there's something about azune not understanding a southernism (dwarvenism?) about a relationship being reliant on financial security

like I know it's a running gag but

TALIESIN

"we got more than one wheel now!"

animal companion?

somehow I figured it was a falcon

is the paint blood

the paint is blood

wonder if hal is flashing back to shadia being covered in the stuff because I sure am

what's an episode one

marisha just wanted to say "whoreman"

I love this child

and his fake real lizard

"maybe there's something in us both that is beyond" "I hate that"

luis go ONE EPISODE without making me cry challenge

oh good my roommate went to bed, I can use pokopia to keep me awake for the next THREE HOURS

(it's not that it's boring it's that my body wants very badly to be asleep rn)

laid low by deez nuts

mala: Marisha: how much could working 1 gala cost? 5 gold?

damn grandma

just assume I'm yelling about mutual aid networks

got it memorized?

oh no the big tired is hitting me

drinking unsweetened coffee at 1am to make it through this episode, they better appreciate my dedication

green bean bard

oh yeah I fully fell asleep in my chair. dog woke me up lmao

marisha's doing notetaker things

paint's blood, it's a big ol' blood sacrifice

wait does it have to be fresh

marisha gets me

"let's go lick paint"

side note, I love marisha's tiny pigtails

"I put my hand on her chest" and there's so much chest to put a hand on

"it tastes like sour patch kids"

I love how often luis and marisha mirror each other in stressed-out moments

"he'll stay that way for hours. I've seen it happen"

"when do we start to worry?" "eh, 2027"

IS THE PAINT DEAD GOD BLOOD

distracted by how liam is constantly lit just a little bit better than everybody else bc of how high the brightness on his ipad screen is

oh it's like filament but elves

this is entirely bc marisha said "figments"

hal :c

"you don't have a tongue and you hid everything from me"

the deconstruction of the hero worship of thjazi fang

omar you say

"her tits are on display" when are they not

take notes cosplayers

"review the subject and content matter" suspicious fry squint

"I'm going to kill her" do it

there's ten minutes left, I'm so scared

I'm SO SCARED

ffffffFFFFFFF

[nochi-quinn]

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