Out of Context Quotes

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I just spent the whole time we were talking riding up and down the road on my bicycle catching pigs.

Fluffy as heard by Ms. Bog

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The end. They fell in married.

Immy

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The stepsisters were a porcupine and a beetle. The stepmother was... a porcupine.

Immy

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Your uterus is not a hostile zone. It will not spontaneously combust in a baby.

Drunk Jane Austen

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Alpaca by Design, Llama by Choice." . "At first I thought you said lava.

Charollo and Fluffy

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He was eating a bowl of cereal while he drived.

Fluffy

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I hope you game a Norway!

Lili

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They go between her legs." . "My clothes are molesting me!

Drunk Jane Austen and Ms. Bog

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But it's black... like black people.

Pie Princess

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Cause I save everything like an OCD squirrel.

Drunk Jane Austen

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My momma's a man! Oh my god, those poor pregnant man babies.

Drunk Jane Austen

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What's an 'f'?" . "It's a letter." . "It's okay, we know you forget things in your old age.

Pie Princess, Ms. Bog, and Drunk Jane Austen

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Shut up! Stop making me laugh, you hookers!

Pie Princess

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It's like a baker's dozen but better!" . "Because it sings!

Drunk Jane Austen and Pie Princess

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Things were coming crashing down his ears. Like grapes. You know, *shoomp.*

Fluffy

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You can be like Jesus! Through your pain we shall gain entry to heaven.

Ms Bog, referring to using Fluffy's penis to unlock the pearly gates

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All the thoughts in my head feel kind of slippery.

Fluffy + alcohol