nightwatcher

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[dkpsyhog]

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[siriusf12]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

[moveslikekeithrichards]

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

[cozy2000]

accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

[slutdge]

gonna try to get some tasks done today

[slutdge]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thetomska]

Thoughts?

No thanks, I’m trying to cut back

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[heateron]

every time someone takes a photo of me and shows it to me it’s like. there’s no way i look like that i will kill myself

[catchymemes]

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[jellyfishstardust]

[hauntingyourself]

You ever see a character in a horror movie punch a ghost? NO and that’s why they never survive. You gotta hit ‘em with something they’re not expecting. Who’s tormenting who now son

[jupiterlandings]

[formeganpage]

[source]

[greenvillegreengirl]

You can watch this without sound but you shouldn’t

[laughs-for-later]

@creepyscritches

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

she’s tired, she deserves a 3 year vacation (she’s me)

[dankmemeuniversity]