The Teas of Witch Hat Atelier and Their Real-World Counterparts
Listen, I'm a big nerd and I've been making a lot of Witch Hat Kitchen recipes lately. I'm also a big tea lover with an entire cupboard dedicated to warm drinks (help) (don't help) SO I want to talk about the tea in my favourite manga for a bit.
Willowgrape Tea
Made from Willowgrape leaves.
A tea known for its fresh, delicate flavour, despite its strikingly sweet aroma.
Said to help with sleep and recovery after a long and exhausting day.
I'm starting with this one because it is Qifrey's favourite tea, but also from my own culture as someone who's part Greek. A lot of people in my culture drink grape leaf tea. "Willowgrape juice" is wine in the recipe books. It's grape leaves. He's drinking grape leaf tea.
If you can't find this in a Mediterranean or Middle Eastern store/grocery aisle, I recommend harvesting grape leaves before the plant flowers if you want to diy it. If you harvest the leaves for tea after the plant flowers, it will be on the bitter side and people tend to find it that nasty. Harvest in dry conditions. The leaves are best dried in a ~100ºC/200ºF -ish oven for max flavour; but if you choose to air dry them, keep them spread out and out of the sun. Crush. One tablespoon for a normal cup. Two tablespoons for a punchy cup. You're welcome <3
THAT SAID, Twin Dragon brand tea is undoubtedly an in-world reference to Twinings of London. Let's be real. The pound cake Olly makes? That's an Earl Grey cake irl. It's very common to make Earl Grey pound cake. That's the One people generally use for tea recipes, as well as the first tea that tends to be generally associated with Twinnings.
If you make Olly's pound cake, I'd recommend doubling the tea in the recipe at the end of the chapter. Also, rinse your damn tea to strip the bitter tannins, and dump the water before brewing. You want it to be extra strong.
Wood Sorrel Tea
The plant from which this tea is brewed is known to sprout near cemeteries and other burial sites.
As such, some people drink the tea when thinking back on loved ones they have lost.
Said to be efficacious in treating melancholy.
Produces a golden colour.
Wood sorrel (oxalis) is probably the least fun of the group because it's just an irl wood sorrel tea. Some people have been using it to treat insomnia and hypertension, boost energy, etc. for ages.
It's...kind of mid. Truly the myrrh of tea. Meant to be mixed, honestly. It's fine, just a little underwhelming on its own.
"Golden" colour. Beige tea. Tastes about the same as beige food.
If you want a GOOD sorrel tea, I'd recommend the Caribbean stuff. You get RED sorrel (hibiscus sabdariffa). It's hibiscus tea, which is technically the next one. I'll bring this back.
Throne Tea
Made brewed from the petals of the Diadem Herb.
Marked by its potent, acerbic taste, which can be balanced out by adding nectar or honey.
Said to improve metabolism.
Produces a red colour.
I immediately thought of rose hip tea but there's no way that's it.
I drink rose hip tea regularly and I would not describe it as acerbic in the slightest. It can be a bit on the sour side sometimes but there's no real bitterness to it unless you fuck it up tremendously.
I then thought of hibiscus tea. The problem is that it's not really acerbic. This one seems more likely than rose hip because people love going off about how much it's said to boost metabolism. I still think that the properties of hibiscus tea most closely match the lore so I'd use this for Throne tea, personally, but (much like the use/application of willowgrape tea) it would depend on the context.
Let's be real. That's the one. Those are about as close to irl diadem herbs as you're going to get in the form of tea
If you're drinking Caribbean hibiscus tea, I'd recommend using Witch Hat Atelier flavour slips, hehe.
For real though, boil it with ginger, clove, and orange zest. Sweeten it. Serve cold. Trust me. You're welcome.
That said, if I were to suggest an actually acerbic tea that's red when you brew it, I'd be more inclined to opt for a rooibos red tea.
Rooibos looks like this irl.
Yeah, I know, I know. That looks a lot like the in-world depiction of the next tea. We've just got a weird tea Venn diagram going here.
Thornbark Tea
Tea brewed from the needles of the Thornbark plant.
Due to its natural astringency and bitterness, it is usually served with copious amounts of honeytree nectar.
Effective at staving off sleep.
This one looks more like a rooibos in how it's depicted in-world BUT irl rooibos is a caffeine-free tea. Thornbark tea is definitely used as the in-world coffee. Coffee looks like this when it's growing so it's not much of a stretch. They're pretty similar.
Also, for those who don't know, coffee looks like this before it's roasted. You have to roast it. I've done this and I would be more likely to use the term "burn" considering how smoky the oils get.
Halftea
Brewed from Halftone Weed grains.
Known for its trademark sweet aroma, particularly when paired with milk.
Halftone Weed doesn't grow in the downs surrounding the atelier, making this a relatively uncommon tea.
A favourite of Qifrey's apprentices
Produces a deep black colour.
That's likely mugicha/boricha/barley tea. It's nice. It's earthy. It tastes like a hug.
That said, the in-world plant looks like it could be a fusion of more than on type of grain, much like a lot of the beasts. I'm inclined to think it's a fusion/hybrid plant that grows what would best be described as gokokucha. Gokokucha is a blend of roasted barley, soybeans, rice, corn, and buckwheat.
It's still not quite black when you brew it, but I maintain that it's a type of cozy grain-based tea and we'll leave the rest to fantasy worldbuilding.
Erbe Tea
Tranquileaf
A medicinal drink with analgesic and antipyretic properties.
Though somewhat bitter, the drink is highly effective.
Produces a pale, translucent green colour.
Tranquileaf is likely green tea aesthetically and in its flavour profile, but likely closer to matalafi in terms of its irl equivalent for treating fever and pain. I would personally opt for green tea when making Witch Hat Atelier kitchen recipes.
Green tea (camellia sinensis)
Matalafi (psychotria insularum) is an Indigenous Samoan plant and remedy that studies have shown to rival ibuprofen in its antipyretic and anti-inflammatory properties. You want Erbe tea? Green tea. You want irl ibuprofen plant? Matalafi. I've never tasted it so I can't recommend something that I haven't tried. I'm just here for the nerdbuilding.
Beast-tail Tea
Pufftail Weed/Woolpuff flowers
Rich, tangy aroma, similar to roasted beans, but with little aftertaste.
Often consumed before bed due to its gentle, enveloping warmth.
That's chamomile and you can't convince me otherwise.
Chamomile is in the aster family. Loose chamomile looks like this.
Those are Woolpuffs.
Windmiller's Tea
Brewed from Millflowers.
A fresh, invigorating tea that clears the sinuses with a minty rush.
Said to improve concentration.
Can be served cold to alleviate motion sickness.
This is just mint tea. Most people who like tea have a box of peppermint. I use it for nausea all the time.
(mentha piperita)
Like grape leaves, if you want to grow your own, you don't want to harvest this if it's flowered. I usually pinch the buds off mine when it tries to start shit. No flowers. Flowers bitter. Bitter bad. I mean, you can keep a designated bitter bitch if you want the Vibes. I don't recommend letting your herbs designated for consumption bloom until you're done harvesting them for the year but that's my personal preference. Keep a seed plant separate imho.
Fairy Tea
Brewed from Fairy grass
A tea with a sweet, refreshing aroma and a clean, slightly tart flavour.
Said to be good for soothing nerves and calming the mind.
Produces a vivid, translucent blue colour.
Turns bright red when combined with an acid (sour flavour).
Probably the most fun tea of the bunch so I saved it for last. Some people are shocked when they find out about this tea. Fairy grass is butterfly pea flower tea (clitoria ternatea) (yes you read that right) which is bright blue. Some people might need help finding it. That's okay.
It does turn violet to red when you add an acid and, much like an elementary school cabbage juice experiment, the hue will be determined by how much acid you mix into it.
Yes, this is a real tea. Yes, it's very yummy. Yes, we need to keep it under wraps so influencers don't make it go viral and start global supply shortages like what happened with matcha and pistachios.
Flavour Slips
The slips are just cinnamon, ginger, and lemon. I'm so not ready to do a prism lemon blog post right now. This took me like four hours by the way. Am I allowed to link my ko-fi? It's magicmetalbird. Feel free to send tips. Sheesh. I'm tired.
Please sound off with your thoughts/input on the matter! I'm really good at completely missing stuff sometimes.
Disclaimer: you know how it is with the herbal/herbalism communities. People claim a lot of things that may or may not be backed by science, research, evidence, etc. There's a lot of misinfo, wild claims about fighting cancer or cellulite etc. out there; lots of articles telling people to forego medical science and adopt ThE AnCiEnT sEcReT tO MeTaBoLiC hEaLtH and whatnot. Logical reasoning please.
Also, if you forage, please use proper resources and field guides like Peterson, etc. and don't haunt me if you die; and don't use AI like a dumbass.
The pathologization of anger needs to be talked about. What do you mean my therapist is telling me that there’s something “chemically wrong” with me because I am still angry about my mom DYING OF COVID.
of course I’m still angry? My mom and 1.3 million other Americans are dead and you want me to shoot sunshine out of my ass about it?
“But It’s been 3 years since she died, you have complex grief” yeah and she was on a ventilator for 11 days and she kept writing “I am scared” and “I don’t want to die” on a notepad over and over again. While you were still going out unmasked and unvaccinated and coughing all over each other, I was living a nightmare I couldn’t fucking wake up from. And every single day I’m reminded of it in the form of “haha wasn’t the pandemic such a wacky time haha” and “I’m not getting a booster you can’t make me 🤪 (nobody asked)” and “it’s not real they made the numbers up!!!”
“You’re not coping” Ok here’s the deal; I’ll stop feeling this anger when we have a national memorial (we don’t) or a cdc equipped to stop it from happening again (we don’t) or a population that takes a deadly disease seriously BEFORE it effects them personally (WE DON’T!)
until then, I’m pretty sure my anger is A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION given the facts at hand
an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
To get Caroline Bingley's character right, you have to understand that she is a foil for both the Bennet sisters and Mr. Darcy.
She is the more rational choice for Darcy vs. the Bennets. She has education, manners, a fortune, and clearly, relatives that he likes. So many fan fiction authors make her vulgar and/or unfashionable, but she isn't! That is why Darcy enjoys hanging out with her in the beginning; he would not have her at his house if she was embarrassing. Even when angry with Elizabeth, Caroline does not dare go further in attacking Elizabeth at Pemberley. She has self control. She understands boundaries, which Jane and Elizabeth mostly do, but the rest of the Bennet family struggles with. This is why she's a foil for them.
As for Darcy, at the beginning, Caroline is a nearly perfect mirror of his opinions and snobby attitude. She is doing this on purpose as a way of flirting, but it's probably pretty close to her real personality anyway. She's right that Darcy looks down on Elizabeth's uncle being a lower class lawyer. She's right that he finds the Bennet family intolerable to marry into. However, as Darcy falls in love with Elizabeth and then reforms, Caroline's mirror distorts. That shows his growth in the novel. She, like Elizabeth, fails to update her priors, though to be fair to Caroline, she didn't build her knowledge of Mr. Darcy on first impressions. It's harder to change her mind because she did once know him very well.
Side note: this is also why people woobyfying Darcy hurts Caroline as a rational character. They start in a very similar place and love mean girl gossiping together, then he changes. When Darcy's flaws are erased, it makes Caroline look super irrational and much crueller.
Lastly, Caroline is above all else, pragmatic and strategic. She does not hold grudges once it becomes more advantageous to drop them. She would never, ever, now that she is connected by marriage to the Bennets, mock them in public. Because that reflects on her! Caroline would be in London talking up that the Bennets are a very old gentry family with an ancient estate or something. She's going to be giving them a PR makeover to all her fancy friends because they are HERS now, for better or for worse and whether she likes any of them or not. Yes, in private she might be mean, as she is in the novel, but again, she's not vulgar and she has nothing to gain in public. She has manners, she has self-control; being a mean girl doesn't override that.
In the book ending Caroline actually tried to befriend Elizabeth because she wanted to still be invited to Pemberley. If she was half as cruel as some fanfictions portray her, she wouldn't have been invited (Lady Catherine was actually mean and cruel and lost that privilege for a time until she changed).
I met this lovely couple on one of my walks in Mariehamn. We had a pleasant chat about the weather, the quality of this year's grazing, and whether the local humans had finally learned to keep a respectful distance. Delightful company.
Barnacle goose/Branta leucopsis/vitkindad gås. Mariehamn, Åland (25 May 2026).
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