Milometer :D

Hi I am weird ass gay man sellin milk back of stores Milo :)

[an-insane-alt]

Gay

Waow

[nocturne-kaine]

Woaw

[an-insane-alt]

Hey do you want some milk from the back of ikea

YES

[nocturne-kaine]

Here you go some milk don't ask why it's blue

[nocturne-kaine]

*opens trenchcoat* how much autism you want

All of it

[lunarshadowhunter369]

i think this creature is rather neat

[nocturne-kaine]

Me

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

I wish I could put you guys instead my stomach and let you hear the grgrgrrgrgrgaagagrggagrgfrgaffr noises it’s making

[nocturne-kaine]

Oh goodness

[therealaaronburr1836]

You should try monster Burr

What is that? A drink? Is it actually good?

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[nocturne-kaine]

It's an energy drink and it's pretty good in my opinion

[nocturne-kaine]

no offense but there's no way to interpret the phrase "Why does he look like a fucking bratz doll?" that isn't mean lol. all hazbin characters look like bratz dolls anyway. maybe if you didn't say "fucking" it would come off as less rude (not the artist btw just a concerned citizen)

Oh jeez I didn't mean to I'll edit it thanks for letting me know

[inspyrion]

(sobs, reposting cause I forgot to take out a smudged line I meant to erase)

//throws an Alastor fanart then absconds//

[nocturne-kaine]

I have a question... Why does he look like a brats doll?

Wait a minute he kinda looks like he is mewing what

(I swear I'm not trying to be mean I'm genuinely asking why does he look like a brats doll)

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Naughty skeletons go in the ikea bag

[ikeacorporation]

Those are where the bad employees go

[bone-lord]

Ikea what???

[ikeacorporation]

What

[hugging-blavingad]

Ikea bag holding all my emotions

[nocturne-kaine]

Low-key for real though

[nocturne-kaine]

Hello I was sent here by my best friend ikea I need a birth certificate for this thing

It’s name is bingus boingus I’m pretty sure and it works at whataburger

Ikea said you’re the person to go to for that

Oh my god of course he did don't worry I'll help you

[ikeacorporation]

I can’t stop sending fuckass pictures of hairless cats to people

Specifically this one

I thought you might appreciate

That things name is now Bingus because of strange eons

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Whataburger,,

[ikeacorporation]

Bingus bongus their name is Bingus bongus

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Wonderful name I’ll put it on the birth certificate

The birth certificate is just a piece of lined paper with “cat” written on it but it’s still a legal document

[ikeacorporation]

Yes we sell those just see Kai for that

@kaine-pjo-kid

[nocturne-kaine]

why am I getting mentioned on my day off 😔

Also you mean forging the documents?

[zane-julien-the-ice-master]

Who is Jerry?

- Kai and no not the fire boy

Hello Kai, Jerry was a rather creepy annoyance who tried to "flirt" with P.I.X.A.L when we were out together a few months ago.

[He's from an old rp I did with a friend, lol]

[nocturne-kaine]

That makes sense

[therealaaronburr1836]

Jeffersonussy. ❤️‍🩹

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[therealaaronburr1836]

I WAS HACKED!!!

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[nocturne-kaine]

Yeah hacked is one thing but this does not feel like you were hacked burr

[lowpolyanimals]

Poison Dart Frogs from Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Wild

[asterism343]

Wha- how are those supposed to be FROGS??

[4th-d-slipped]

[nocturne-kaine]

@an-insane-femboy69 idk if you already saw this or not but here ya go

[nocturne-kaine]

Hey guys so I was thinking about doing some fandom stuff if you guys want to see it

[satan-offical]

Bitch thought me wanting to explore her body meant getting freaky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bitch you getting OPERATED on 🤭🤗☺️🤗🤭

[nocturne-kaine]

This is so real

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[nocturne-kaine]

In joja we thrive

[i-suggest-reading-the-post]

I have a suggestion

[nocturne-kaine]

I thought it was genuinely funny I swear I read the post I saw thrive and I thought of joja mart mb