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[ikeacorporation]

is this an actual corporate account???

Buy our nöbelr

[ikeacorporation]

IKEA PERSON DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO WALMART??

I might've put them in the Ikea gulag again.. my bad guys I'll get started on the apology video 😞

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Naughty skeletons go in the ikea bag

[ikeacorporation]

Those are where the bad employees go

[bone-lord]

Ikea what???

[ikeacorporation]

What

[ikeacorporation]

I can’t stop sending fuckass pictures of hairless cats to people

Specifically this one

I thought you might appreciate

That things name is now Bingus because of strange eons

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Whataburger,,

[ikeacorporation]

Bingus bongus their name is Bingus bongus

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Wonderful name I’ll put it on the birth certificate

The birth certificate is just a piece of lined paper with “cat” written on it but it’s still a legal document

[ikeacorporation]

Yes we sell those just see Kai for that

@kaine-pjo-kid

[ikeacorporation]

I can’t stop sending fuckass pictures of hairless cats to people

Specifically this one

I thought you might appreciate

That things name is now Bingus because of strange eons

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

Whataburger,,

[ikeacorporation]

Bingus bongus their name is Bingus bongus

[ikeacorporation]

I can’t stop sending fuckass pictures of hairless cats to people

Specifically this one

I thought you might appreciate

That things name is now Bingus because of strange eons

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Naughty skeletons go in the ikea bag

[ikeacorporation]

Those are where the bad employees go

[strawbeeryratpie]

The Z-team not knowing what to get Robert for the house warming party so they showed up to an IKEA like:

Why did Robert get so many lamp gifts?

[ikeacorporation]

Robert is our favorite moth man or at least that's what the crew told us

[ikeacorporation]

Ikea can we be best friends since Walmart was mean to me

Ofc we can! I'm not mean like that Walmart do I'll also give you a blahaj for free

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

YAYYY guys I’m best friends with ikea this is awesome

Omg Blahaj

[ikeacorporation]

Blahaj :)

[ikeacorporation]

Ikea can we be best friends since Walmart was mean to me

Ofc we can! I'm not mean like that Walmart do I'll also give you a blahaj for free

[ikeacorporation]

could I have a blahaj 🥺

-@evilpineapple-offical

Maybe just don't be evil in the section where you get the blahaj okay? I sound like a mother for goodness sakes

[blavingad-official]

You could get a blavingad?

Blavingad > blahaj

[ikeacorporation]

Don't you dare Blavingad

[plus-boy-len-offical]

which ones of these ao3 tags do you think your life would fit the best (yes we start another tag game yayayayyayay)

we all know this life fits the “pi pi pi pi” tag lmao

@i-like-men-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @duck-from-hell-official @gay-news-official @lesbian-offical @gay-offical @rotom-offical @sableye-offical @not-offical-offical @man-offical @trans-cousin-offical @youtube-kid-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @commercial-break-offical @whackybird-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @evil-neutral-offical @kaito-offical @gumi-official @rin-offical and open to anyone else I forgor

[rotom-offical]

teleportation, DUH!!!!! I’m always watching ;p

@an-australian-offical @de-activated-offical @cow-offical @cluedo-offical @pathetic-person-offical @pjsk-kaito-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @dark-reunion-offical @dinosaur-offical

[dark-reunion-offical]

absolutely IKEA erotica, no doubt about it

@shoebill-offical @quiet-girl-offical @evan-ashes @riverthesillytherian @thekaumidyking @izziesroom @oldstarryheart @an-insane-femboy69 @fruittriobrainrott @horror-movie-offical @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @leonidasscorpiusdraconid @lilkitten11 @xiaxiaoo

[an-insane-femboy69]

@ikeacorporation

[ikeacorporation]

Did somebody say Ikea Erotica?

[satan-offical]

I don't like trans people.

I LOVE THEM 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💗💗💗🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💗💗💗

PROTECT THE DOLLS, PROTECT THE G.I JOES, PROTECT THOSE INBETWEEN 💗🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️

I LOVE ALL TRANS PEOPLE

[ikeacorporation]

the haj

The haj

[ikeacorporation]

could I have a blahaj 🥺

-@evilpineapple-offical

Maybe just don't be evil in the section where you get the blahaj okay? I sound like a mother for goodness sakes

[evilpineapple-offical]

YIPPEE :D

dw I won’t be evil I love ikea and blahaj and ikea amd blahaj and ikea and blahaj

[ikeacorporation]

I think you are a fan of us I just can't prove it yet

[ikeacorporation]

could I have a blahaj 🥺

-@evilpineapple-offical

Maybe just don't be evil in the section where you get the blahaj okay? I sound like a mother for goodness sakes

[sm64mario]

[sm64mario]

Everything happen to me,

[ikeacorporation]

You can get one of our employees to help you, Mario!

@sm64mario