Pee Pee

Marley 16 bi they/them

[angelicguy]

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[whunt]

post of the decade

[kaijuno]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

It would be funny if shrimps walked on two feet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

yeah kinda like this guy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

i can see why this would be funny

[animejebbush]

does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection

[torridgristle]

[strippernamedsteve]

[iggykoopa666]

[cumbrane]

[hungwy]

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

whore

[hungwy]

[cewn]

[fox-sanguinis]

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

[speedlimit15]

[sindri42]

reblog if all you know is mcdonald’s , charge you phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head.. do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

[playsies-deactivated20231106]

[crimewave420]

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

This intro to an ASMR video changed me as a person.

[theshitneyspears]

ICONS ONLY

[valtsv]

party rockers in the hou

[dodie-y3llow]

it’s “party rock is”

[valtsv]

[hellbabyfromhell]

loading Swagg…

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100% Complete

[hellbabyfromhell]

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

[evakosmosart]

Away from the flock

[yofukit]

[in-heavens-trenches]

Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.