Just call me your Grunkle Stan!

((An ask and role play blog for Stanley Pines. I will role play with anyone and will accept M!As, AUs, role plays with OCs and will do crossovers. I am also multiship. Will except Bi, Yoai, Yuri (AU) , genderfluid, transexual ect... Warning: Not spoiler free, sorry.))

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Closed RP Starter: Zombie AU: This is the apocalypse

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The girl kept close to Stanley for a few other seconds even if he had pulled away from the hug already, she now had lost all the members of her beloved family and all her friends, and she didn’t want to lose him too, the only person left that she loved so much, and also her only hope left , Martine was trembling, it was cold outside and her house had been destroyed by that god damned zombie apocalypse, so for all this time she has not been able to keep herself warm for the cold of the outside.

♣  —— ❝ I tried to get away from here somehow, to save myself at last, i couldn’t save my parents and my friends, and i thought i was alone, until i found you..! ❞

Martine stopped talking and looked around herself as well, now all the stores and all the buildings around them were destroyed and emptied by the zombies, the two of them were some of the few survivors, fortunately. since her parents had died, the poor girl had been so traumatized,  by losing all her strength suddenly, which turned the always lively girl in a weak girl, she loved them so much, she grabbed Stan’s hand and held it tightly while the two walked toward the nearest town, and her legs started to hurt too, she had walked for so long.

—— ❝ There..must be something to eat. ❞

When the two reached the nearest store, fortunately was some food left with which they could feed themselves for the next days, her stomach was rumbling, she haven’t eaten for days, Stanely and Martine entered from that crack on the side of the window and began to look for some food that remained good, but she didn’t know that they were not the only ones waiting for them .. there was a nasty surprise in there.

Suddenly, as the girl took with her , chocolate, cookies and something to drink, she felt something slimy and cold touch her shoulder, which paralyzed her , she turned her head a little, her eyes widened and she let out a loud scream at the sight of the horrible thing walking toward her.

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-The longer haired being seemed pretty upset. Of course she did. She had lost everything too, all they had was each other now. At least they could take care of each other and protect each other now. In all honesty the bloke was glad she wasn’t on her own anymore. She was too kind for her own good and other survivors would take advantage of that  They took advantage of everything else and were dangerous; so of course they would.

When the two began to scout for food within the store, Mr Pines found a packet of crisps and a bottle of water. At least they could stay hydrated too. Bottled water was more available than tap water. The wrinkled man hadn’t found a working tap in ages. He also managed to find a packet of cigars, which he stuffed into his pocket for later use.

Mr Pines was pretty pleased with their findings, until he heard a feminine shriek-

“Marty!”-He creamed, as fast as he could he printed around the corner and towards the zombie approaching the poor girl. Stan was behind the zombie now e and an angered face plagued his expression. No one was going to hurt this girl while he was alive and for an old man he was tough. He wouldn’t let what happened to Mable and Dipper ever happen to her. He failed once, he couldn’t cope to fail again. After all she was all he had left.

The undead was approaching the female now its jaws gnashing and its claws pointed in a straight ling towards her. It seemed to try and grab her even if it wasn’t close enough. Even so, when it did get close to her it managed to grasp her and brought its face down towards her.-

“Stay away from my great niece you wrinkly monster!”-The old man didn’t mean to address Marty as such, but that was how he saw her.

Quickly, without even having to think about it, Stanley threw his fist into the undead creature and did it again and again and again. Until the monster fell to the ground where he stomped on its head to cave its skull. He didn’t want Marty to see him do this, but there was no other choice.

He frowned, bending over to catch his breath. Before looking up at the girl once more.-”You alright?”

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▤ {{ It's for our Teen!AU if you don't mind }}

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-Stanley and Sylvia were perched on the couch within the Pines family’s Pawn shop. The young lad and the girl were watching horror movies together. After taking advance from is father this was always the brunets go to action in order to impress ladies.

Now, all night Stan had been planning on doing something cheesy like yawning and stretching his arms. Before wrapping one around the lass. But he had waited to time it right, he wanted to get it before a jump scare so that the purple eyed girl would snuggle up next to him for comfort.

However, what he couldn’t have expected was for the lass to suddenly fall against his left side and eventually tumbled into his lap. Her eyes were firmly shut and she began to breath softly. Was she dead from fright? What a stupid way of thinking, but that was Stan.-”Yo, ugh, Syl. You okay? You look dea-”-It was then he realized what had happened and a soft smile appeared on his face. He loved this girl. What a great catch he had made.-

((Thank you for the ask.))

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-nervous smol noises- (Blue is smol for a while)

-Mr Pines stared down at the young boy who wondered past him. His chocolate hues shrunk in shock. What was such a young little lad doing here? Was he lost? Or maybe he was just here to explore the shack. Maybe he wanted to purchase something from the gift shop? Of course Stanley Pines would never turn a chance like that down. He wanted to make money even if it was only a couple of pounds.

However when the fossil noticed that the youth was making nervous noises, he couldn’t help but frown. His soft side was showing, though he planned to make a stop to that as soon as possible.-

“Ugh. Whatcha’ doing here, kid?”-Stan questioned.-”You ugh wanted to give me your money? I mean...ugh give me all your parents money- I mean....did you wanna’ buy something?”

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Closed RP starter: Brothers

(( Thank you for liking my post. I hope that this is okay. Role play between nodicecowboy and @ford-filbrick-pines-phd .))

-A teenage Stan sprinted into his shared room to see his twin brother. He rushed past the pretend tent they had made years ago and still sometimes used. He also rushed into the bed side table and hurt his knee. Though the pain didn’t seem to last too long as he stupidly laughed it off. After this his face returned its serious expression.-

“Sixer!”-The youth called, refusing to use the ladder to his brother’s bed and instead began to climb up the side. Of course this was dumb and would more than likely cause him to fall, but the only time it had bothered him was when he remembered. He was frightened of heights. Stan stared at the floor bellow him and gasped.-”Okay bad idea.”-He clamped his eyes shut in fear, He fell off and onto his rump.-”Very bad idea.”

-Finally, now standing up and rubbing his backside, the teen glanced up at his brother whose attention he must have caught by now.-”I ugh…saw some guys with a book. It had writing on it that looked like your name. Or how ugh you spell your name.”-The dim whit explained, holding up the specific book. It was in fact Ford’s.-”So ugh. I rough em’ up a bit and took it back. So ugh here.”-The lad held out the book high enough for his twin to reach. Now a bruise was apparent on the side of the boy’s face. Though it was serious. It was just clear that he had been in a fight.-

“Those jerks aren’t picking on you right, Ford? Because I’ll go right back to the school and find them.”

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Ford just knew that something was up when he heard Stan smash into the table. Again. That wasn’t saying that he didn’t do that often. But he was usually pretty good about not crashing into it so hard.

…and then he started up the side of the stupid bed, really? REALLY? “There’s a ladder rig-” Too late. He felt his eyes roll, it shouldn’t be funny, he wasn’t even a few feet off the ground but…alright fine. It was a little funny. 

He had needed something to laugh at, even if it was just mentally. His day hadn’t been extremely nice to say it lightly. 

Oh. Ohh. Fantastic. Well, at least he got one of those books back- “…thanks.” was the breathed almost relieved sounding reply, after which he took the book, a flash of irritation once he realized that there were clearly ripped pages in it. It took him a second to notice the bruise. “Did you really have to get clocked for it?”

It took him a moment, but he moved what he hoped was far enough back to hide the embarrassed flush that grew across his face. “It’s fine.” He wasn’t going to lie about it-but he didn’t have to admit it either.

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“Eh don’t mention it,Sixer.”-The moron answered, a big smirk on his face, Sometimes he was an idiot. Especially when he grinned at the wrong time like that. It was only when his brother had pointed out that Stanley had been hit too that the youth frowned once more.-

“I didn’t get clocked.”-He protested, even though it was obvious he was lying. His hand came up to his swollen hue and he winced. It was this that caused him to admit what had happened.-”Fine. But you shoulda’ seen the other guy.”-The dumbest Pines told, still pouting a little.

By looking at Stan’s face it was clear that he disagreed with his brother. He shuck his head, sharply.-” Fine? Ford.”-Stanley almost snarled at his twin’s response.-”What? No. It’s not fine. No one messes with my bro. I have half a mind to go find those punks and beat the snot outta’ them again.”-He was actually almost yelling now.

A look of sheer disappointment was slapped across his face. Stan didn’t even think it was possible for him to be disappointed with his brother. After all the other lad always over achieved and was also very talented in all sorts of areas. Even though this was the case Stanley had always supported his brother, he had never ever been jealous of him. He appreciated him so much.

However, he was not allowing the lad to get bullied. No way. Not without his say in the matter.-” Why didn’t you tell me this was happening, Ford?! We don’t keep secrets from each other. I told you when I thought that I was turning yellow that once. I mean yeah it turned out to be a highlighter, but I poured my heart out to you and this is how you repay me. Poin-Dexter, how can I help you out if you don’t tell me the problem. We’re supposed to be a dynamic duo.”

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Dash commentary

(( I am proud to have seen a particular post from @thedarkantihero. The post they published explaining that OCs are wonderful and the people they tagged in the post deserved the credit they were given. Thank you for posting that, even if it doesn’t apply to my blog I am more than pleased to see OC appreciation out there. Cannon muses are awesome and I’ve seen so many people portray them perfectly, but OCs seem to get swept under the rug. So I was so pleased to see that post.

Honourable OC mentions:

@thedarkantihero We have never role played but I know that your OCs are beautifully portrayed.

@txndrxsse A close friend of mine and owns an OC that I believe would be perfect to be the main character of her own series. She is so friendly and so kind and makes a good role model. I actually want to grow up to be like Marty.

@techitxs Max is such an interesting character and seems to have had great experiences and character development.

@thedhampireinshades Felicia is a vampire, which is pretty cool in itself, but what is even better is how she is portrayed. She is a strong female character, but is also caring.

@a-blue-gravityfalls-demon Blue is fantastic, he has taken many forms which means that he always has an interesting design. Also its nice to role play with a character who can relate with your muse and for them to be able to bond.

@thehighclassbadass The mun is hilarious. We have had many laughs. Also the shenanigans Able and Stan get up to are perfect.

@jamielivefromhorrorland A young OC with a developed family and talents. Also there is something sweet about a girl with a robotic arm.

@purpureohelianthus Sylvia is well developed. Having purple eyes is absolutely stunning for a character and I had my first relationship role play with this particular OC. she is a joy to make a thread with.

I am very tired so if I missed anyone out it is only because of that. Everyone I have role played with has been amazing. Honestly there had never been a bad one. Thank you.))

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“Exactly kiddo’. Just a great uncle. and I’m and awesome one at that.”-He answered, a bright smile upon his face. He seemed confident in this. After all he was too dim witted at times to realize that other didn’t usually appreciate comments like this.-

“My personality? Well kid  got a lot of that the elderly male tilted his head a little to give the boy a wink. Although it was true that Stan Pines had a lot of charisma, it was possibly sometimes annoying to a lot of the people he displayed it to everyday.

Now Mr Pines was intrigued, he even leaned in as if he was waiting to be told those tails. Out of this world? That sounded like he had gotten up to amazing things in his life time. Perhaps things that even a man who used to live amongst the super natural wouldn’t believe.-”You gonna’ tell me kid or keep me waiting in suspense?”

-Hm...maybe they should take this conversation somewhere else. The couldn’t just chat out in the cold all day.-”Alright kid. Wanna’ take this to a coffee store or somethin’? I;m freezing my backside off. Heh. Try and get that image outta’ your head. Ha ha ha.”

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Closed RP Starter: Zombie AU: This is the apocalypse

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The poor Diclonius was completely broken, the always cheerful and happy personality had been wiped out from her beacause of that orrbilie zombie apocalypse, her joyful behavior disappeared, tears of sadness and despair were falling from her cheeks and her pupils shortened for the trauma , 

she saw all her family die right in front of her eyes, her mother and her father had been away from her for a long time, and now that she had finally found them again.. both of them were gone forever .. her best friend Alex had disappeared, she said she would return , she knew she was still alive, she was immortal and nothing could kill her, but she wanted her by her side, she was her best friend and now she just had nobody, no family and no friends.

Suddenly, as he tried to run away from all this chaos, she felt someone wrapping his arms around her body, initially she was feeling frightened and could not understand what was happening, but then .. she recognized the voice, tears streaming down faster from her eyes as she turned her head around to see her beloved .. Grunkle Stan, she buried her face on his chest and cried and cried again, no one could ever know how happy she was to know that at least him was safe.

♣  —— ❝  GRUNKLE STAN.. !!!  ❞

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-Stanley held onto the lass for a little longer. Just knowing that she was okay was making him over joyed. Tears trickled down his old face. The grey haired male finally pulled away from the girl. He wiped his damp eyes, trying desperately not to look like a big push over.-”I ugh... I’m glad you’re safe.”-At least someone he cared about had made it.-

“What’re you doing all the way out here?”-However she got here it didn’t matter she was here now and that was all Stan cared about.

The older human glanced about their surroundings. Moving forwards was something they defiantly needed to consider tight now as they needed to find food. There was two of them to feed now and Stan was going to refuse to allow anything bad to happen to the lass. He would protect her no matter what the cost. After all she was like a great niece to him.

Once their introductions were finished with, Stanley Pines decided to lead them both towards the direction he suspected the nearest town to be. Of course there would be a few zombies making it dangerous, but they couldn’t just wait to starve to death.

When the pair reached the nearest town Stan’s feet were hurting but he pushed on. He scanned the stores and buildings they walked past until his dark hues locked onto one they would be able to get inside.-”Think there will be any grub in there?”-He questioned. A few zombies wondered the town but they weren’t close enough to cause a problem yet.

There was a crack in on of the side windows, one just big enough for them to get through. Once they were through Stan gestured for them to split up for now.-”Grab whatcha’ can pumpkin. Especially if its chocolate, or ugh alcohol. I’ll take anything.”

-Unfortunately, there was a zombie within this building unknown to the two.-

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(( Heading to be now. Take care everyone. I had a lot of school work today, but did as much as I could and will do the rest tomorrow. Thank you. Goodnight.))

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Help! {{IM SO SORRY FOR SENDING SO MANY MEMES AND NOT RESPONDING :') }}

((Under-new-management: No worries. Thanks for the ask.))

-Stanley Pines stood at the door of the tree house and began to punch and kick it. Rapidly, his fits hit the door, first left then right, then left then right. Each time his powerful fits hit the door a thud would ring out like the sound of a drum being repeatedly thrashed. Even so, the door did not budge.-”Ugh. Come on. Come on. I can’t be trapped in here with this bear!”-He cried, glancing over his shoulder at the other male.-”No offense.”-The old man added.

Despite having so much energy to begin with, it was no shock that he began to run low on steam and had to come away from the door. Even for a very immature fossil; he still had his limitations. The grey haired male panted heavily, before walking himself over to the nearest corner and sliding down the wall. There he sat between the wooden walls and floors a big sulk coming on. His arms were folded and his knees were bent upwards. What a pathetic sight for someone his age.- “Argh we could be trapped in here forever.”-He complained, his dark orbs now shifting upwards to see the panda.-”Uh this is awkward.”-He loudly announced.-

“Alright…uh you…I don’t know you and you don’t know me. What we do know is that if I get hungry I won’t be afraid to fight a bear. So uh. That means I Stan Pines am on top of the food chain! Don’t get any ideas.”-Of course this was fairly pointless for him to announce.-

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-Stanley grinned. That was true. Going home to the shack was defiantly the first thing he was going to do…Ugh. Maybe after getting a take away. He was hungry after all. The old man nodded.-”Yeah I’ll head home. Might get some grub first though. Ah I’m sure the kids are fine with Soos.”-His face dropped…probably not.

As the bear spoke, Stan stared at him. Hm. Now he wasn‘t very generous that often, well at least not to animals or anyone that wasn’t family. But he and the other male had been through a lot together and he had just got them out.-” Ugh. Wanna’ ride into Gravity Falls? Don’t know if you can call your uh…family or anything. I mean, if I feel really generous I could give you a ride to where they are tomorrow.”-The old man stated, scratching the brim of his nose. That would mean that he would have to stay in the Mystery Shack over night. Though even Stan knew the kids would love that, especially Mabel.-”I mean…maybe you could stay the night…MAYBE.”

“Alright fine. Just make up your mind before I change mine.”-He threatened, though it was an empty threat.-

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“U-Uh okay? Where’s your car?” The Panda asked now as it seemed like they were dead in the middle of some forest…driving a car through here and parking in the forest didn’t sound right..

He pulled out his phone now and began to call Grizz until he realized NEITHER of his brothers had a phone, Chloe yes but he wasn’t sure if she’d be best help, going in the browser now he looked to see no bus routes or train routes heading to northern California..He WAS going to have too take that man’s ride home. “My brothers don’t have phones and there’s no way i can get back by foot…” Asking for things like this personally made the bear feel a bit annoying and a burden, so the last part was hard to come out but he managed too “Can you give me a ride home..tomorrow….or you know..” He looked off now embarrassed.

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-Stanley looked a bit disorientated now. In fact most of his memory as of how he got up into the tree with the panda was still a blur. He showed a slight concern, but it faded after a deep breath.-”Ugh. Um. I dunno’.”-He allowed his palm to travel underneath his hat so that he could scratch his head.-”Wait. Where are we?”-This was weird. Why was everything so blurry and confusing. Was this because he was actually hallucinating or something?-”Don’t tell me what I thought was free beer was actually some kinda happy syrup.”-The elderly male muttered. But this bear was very real so that couldn’t be it.

He shrugged off any concern.-”It couldn’t be that far. I’m sure we’ll see the beauty. She’s read by the way. Kinda’ hard to miss. You’ll know her when you see her. She practically screams personality.”-He grinned. He adored the car, it had lasted him years upon years. Of course it was getting old now, but it was still useful. A little like him when he thought about it.

The old man glanced at the poor panda as his face seemed to grow more concerned. Well he had offered before hand so he didn’t mind taking him.-”Yeah. Just help me find the ol’ gal’ then we can get going to the Shack. Just don’t make eye contact with my niece because she will probably never let you go. She’s crazy.”-He added, though a grin appeared after his serious expression.-

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-The elderly male had noticed that Blue was getting closer and closer. Needless to say he wasn’t quite sure why. He was acting like Soos after too much sugar. A little intimidated at first, Stanley began to move his face backwards. But Blue was persistent and had caught him before he could pull away completely.

The men had each others lips come into contact with each other, making Stanley double blink. A slight blush appeared on the old coot’s face. Mr Pines had never considered that he would ever kiss a man before. Though it did feel the same as kissing a girl. At least it had similarities. The grey haired male was very still for a few moments, still trying to process everything.

His chocolate brown hues were still wide and the same stunned face lingered for a little while longer.

Though when he had composed himself, his eyes narrowed. Now Stan was the sort of man that used his tough facade to protect him in moments he felt unsure or felt like he was going to come off sappy.-”Blue.”-He said, his voice deeper than usual.-” What was that about?”- A question he desired an answer to. Did this man really fancy him and if he did…would taking him out for the evening be appropriate? Stan wasn’t sure right now as this was new to him…though trying it couldn’t hurt right?-

((Under-new-management: Aw Blue, bless him. Thank you for the ask.

What do we call this? Stue? Bluley? Blan? I’ll leave it up to you my dear friend X). ))

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-The other man began to groan. Of course he did it was hard not to especially when Blue was doing it so contagiously. His face was still burning and now he felt the sheer heat of the other male mix in with his own. Sweat was pouring and everything was hot. Oh so hot. It actually felt like his mouth was burning.

Suddenly the other pulled away, making this sensation break for a few moments. Stanley panted now, trying to catch his breath. It was a good thing that one of them had pulled away as he possibly would not have been able to handle much more himself. The two could not go like that forever, though Mr Pines wouldn’t have minded.

Stan’s dark brown hues traveled towards the other man who was now staring at him in a seductive way. He felt his throat grow dry and that heat return. Especially when the other showed clear signs of being in ‘the mood’.

Stan pulled Blue close when their lips joined once again, helping him get that closeness, but also because Stan wanted him that close too.-

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He started to kiss Stan’s neck and throat, nipping once in a while. God damn, Stan was so fucking hot, and this was just so amazing. Blue wasn’t sure how far Stan wanted to go, so Blue wouldn’t go too fast for him. His hands decided to travel down his sides down to his bottom.

He pulled away to ask,”So…How far do you want to go, Stan?” One hand goes up to gently thread through Stan’s hair. He smiled at him, looking into his eyes with his own. Blue thought Stan’s eyes were rather pretty, kind of like rich earth. His own were pale; only a light, vague blue because that’s the only color they were able to reflect.

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-Stan groaned when Blue started to nip at his neck. Of course he allowed him to do this for a little while. After all it prompted pleasure. Though after a few minutes he couldn’t help himself but to try and take charge. His hands clasped the other tightly as he licked the other’s neck. He could taste his sweat and the natural taste. It was actually pretty pleasing.

Suddenly, the other male’s hands moved down to grasp the older man’s backside. This some how caught him off guard, prompting a gasp. Though he soon brought himself together and grasped the other’s hips pulling him as close as he possibly could. Of course he did this ruffly. Stanley was a fairly rough man.-

“As far as you like sugar plumb.”-Mr Pines answered, roughly bringing the other into another harsh kiss and biting his lip. Stan wasn’t the sort of man to turn things down when he was offered them. Though he wouldn’t force Blue through it if he didn’t want to.-

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RP Closed Starter: Devil and Angel

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“It’s Stan to you!”-The elderly male snapped, struggling once more. Though of course his restraints kept him held down firmly. He wanted to sock this demon straight in the eye. He wanted to scream at him at the top of his lung and above all he wanted to get out of this place. It was hot, but it was not a comfortable sort of heat. It was like being in a desert after days without food, water or any sleep. It was awful.

A bead of sweat trickled down the grey haired man’s forehead as he stared at Bill. His teeth were still strongly clamped together and his dark hues were still narrowed on the other man’s frame.

After his capture had finished speaking the wrinkled man was angry enough to give him a piece of his mind. There was no way that he was just going to take this and not do anything about it. He allowed saliva to collect at the front of his mouth before spitting on the other male.- “Ah shut up you freak!”-The angel cried.-”I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a horny punk!”-The horny part in this context actually referred to the devil’s horns.-

-Stanley snarled.-”Do your worse.”

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He twitched when the spit landed on his face,wiping it slowly and growling quietly.”…It seems we have a medium!Well,i havent seen someone like you in thirty years~!”He rubbed his hands together,grinning wide.”You sir,are one of a kind”

He told his ‘friends’ to keep him still,as he was going to get a few items before begining the torture.Smiling at Stan before leaving.

“I’m sorry my dear~You’re just not my type.”And with that,he vanished.

He was only gone for about five minutes,before returning with what looked like a small knife.It looked old and rusty,maybe he hadnt used it in a while…

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“What’s that supposed to mean?! If you’re labeling me in terms of how much trouble I’m gonna’ give you  you’d better call me a big! I’m gonna’ put up such a fight that you aren’t gonna’ be able to sit down for weeks! Do you hear me!”-He bellowed, refusing to just lie their without saying his piece.-”Yeah you got that right buddy. The ain’t another Stan Pines like me.

‘Yes sir.’ Responded one of the followers, with a nod.-

“Hey come back here so I can knock that smile offa’ your face!”-The fossil screamed, watching as Bill left to collect his weapon.

While Bill was gone the elderly angel tormented his people with insults and horrible jokes. Even if they really wanted to they knew that they had to refrain from touching Stan as their boss was the one that wanted to deal with him. If they did they would be stepping out of order.

When their boss returned however, the lot began to chuckle. They couldn’t wait to see this.

Stanley’s dark chocolate orbs shrunk with fear when he saw the knife. Of course he was frightened. What was not frightening about a devil with a knife. Though he refused to let his fear shine through when he had composed himself.-”Oh yeah! Give it your worse you pathetic jerk. Come here and I promise I won’t bite.”

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Befriends the local dog

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“ G-give me a second to think. I’ve studied Canis latrans behavior. Hell–my head hurts..  “  He held his head, and forced himself upright, to stand, his head throbbed harder and the world spun, threatening to take his legs out form under him.  

 “I –think I might have a concussion, Walking is not yet an option. Stanley. Listen to me Do not approach a pack.Give them ample space.  Make yourself seem bigger, the tougher you present yourself, the less likely they will be to attack you. Back away toward the fire slowly, without taking your eyes off them, now that you’ve made eye contact. If you look away for even a second, they will be on you . Make..more noise, the more noise you make, the more disoriented they will be.. finally  use the fire to your advantage. On my count. “

He took  a breath,

“One…. “

Another breath

“two..

“NOW!” 

and he fired three rounds in rapid succession taking two of the pack out.  

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“You’ve studied what?”-Stanley didn’t understand a word the other man was saying.-”Now’s not the time to talk about your dumb smart stuff, Poin Dexter. This is an emergency.”-Somehow the idiot failed to understand that his twin was actually trying to save their tails in a logical way. As for his head hurting, that was to be expected, just liked a battered and bruised Stanley, Ford had a nasty fall.

He couldn’t walk. This made the elderly male bite his bottom lip. That was awful that he couldn’t walk. His brother was more vulnerable than he. In addition, the wrinkled man felt strangely guilty. Usually, he could convince himself that he wasn’t at fault, but this time he couldn’t help himself. It was his big mouth, his actions had put them in peril countless times today...

For once the elderly male did as he was told, backing away from the pack and towards the fire, though his dark chocolate orbs remained on them. Being loud and acting tough? That was Stan’s specialty.-”Being loud? Hey, I’m good at that!”-The grey haired male cried.

It was silent now, all apart from the other twin’s count down. Each word that Ford breathed was hung onto by Stan. It seemed to travel so slowly. It was if time was playing in slow motion.

‘NOW!’

Upon hearing that word Stanley Pines began to fire his pistol as fast as he could at as many coyotes as he could. At the same time he tried to make as much sound as he could. Of course this was not hard for him.-”Bang! Bang! You mangy dogs! You think you’re a match for Stan Pines?! Don’t mess with me or my family. We ain’t afraid of flee bags.”

“AUGH!”-The blood shed and gun shots went on for what felt like hours, but wasn’t so. Before finally, everyone of the animals were deceased.

The gunslinger finally threw his gun to the floor, before spinning on his heel and sprinting over to his brother. Now hugging was usually incredibly awkward between the two, but Stan couldn’t help it. Roughly, he brought the other into his arms. He should have been a bit more careful, but he was happy to see him.-”Ford, brother!”-He cried.-

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Closed RP starter AU (teen!Stan):Protector

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-Stanley stared at the man that had answered the door. Wait. Who was he? Was he her boyfriend? The usually fairly confident man began to feel strangely insecure. He didn’t quite know how to respond. Then again Syl did say that she had flat mates.-”Ugh.”-He moaned, trying to think of something to say. How was it that such a loud man was struggling to say something now?-”Ugh…”-Nose bleed must have been what he called Sylvia.-”Yeah, I guess.”-The youth answered.

Stan paused in thought, but nodded.-”Yeah sure, pal. I know how to take care of a girl. Besides I already roughed up some punk earlier.”

-It was sort of a relief to the bloke when the young girl headed down the stairs and when he had heard her voice. His chocolate hues followed the lass as she headed towards him.

Then they tracked the other man as he sprinted off.-

“Ugh, hey.”-He greeted, a sheepish smile appearing on his face.-”So ugh, whose the guy?”-He asked, his tone slightly low.

It wasn’t too long before Mr Pines pointed behind himself at the his ruby car. This was obviously what he had traveled in to get here and how he was going to take his date about the place.-”Lemme’ introduce you to the Stanley mobile. Beauty ain’t she?

Not as perty as you though, sugar pie.”-Ugh. He just called her a pet name again. He had to get out of that habit.-

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“Oh, you mean Irving?…” Sylvia glanced back with raised brow. “He’s my… pal since early childhood. Please, don’t ask how it happened…” Giggling a bit nervously, she said.

Young lass only chuckled in response to his compliment and slightly shook her head. Old habits die hard. Good thing that her friends is too busy with their own affairs to peer out…

“Well, where we and your steel friend are going?”

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-The young man looked confused. Why shouldn’t he ask? Though it didn’t really matter that she told him not to. He was dumb enough to forget that if your date told you not to ask something that it was only polite not to. Mainly, because he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box.-”Why? How did you meet him? I mean he’s got that funny accent. Is he from Australia or something? You used to live there?”-It was clear that he wasn’t bright when it came to accents either.

Where were they going? A devious smile appeared on the youth’s face.-”We’re going to the pictures baby doll.”-He answered, pulling out two tickets, one for each of them. His father always told him to take girls to the cinema to frighten them and have them curl up next to him. Now was the time to put this in practice and see if it really worked. He could only hope that the girl liked movies now...

Stanley hurried over to the Stanley Mobile and got inside the driver’s seat. He wasn’t clever enough to thing of opening the door for her, though he gave her a cheeky wink next time her face was in view.-”I didn’t wanna’ say it in front of your friend but you look like a Christmas present sweetie pie.”-This was supposed to be a compliment.-

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-The elderly male had noticed that Blue was getting closer and closer. Needless to say he wasn’t quite sure why. He was acting like Soos after too much sugar. A little intimidated at first, Stanley began to move his face backwards. But Blue was persistent and had caught him before he could pull away completely.

The men had each others lips come into contact with each other, making Stanley double blink. A slight blush appeared on the old coot’s face. Mr Pines had never considered that he would ever kiss a man before. Though it did feel the same as kissing a girl. At least it had similarities. The grey haired male was very still for a few moments, still trying to process everything.

His chocolate brown hues were still wide and the same stunned face lingered for a little while longer.

Though when he had composed himself, his eyes narrowed. Now Stan was the sort of man that used his tough facade to protect him in moments he felt unsure or felt like he was going to come off sappy.-”Blue.”-He said, his voice deeper than usual.-” What was that about?”- A question he desired an answer to. Did this man really fancy him and if he did…would taking him out for the evening be appropriate? Stan wasn’t sure right now as this was new to him…though trying it couldn’t hurt right?-

((Under-new-management: Aw Blue, bless him. Thank you for the ask.

What do we call this? Stue? Bluley? Blan? I’ll leave it up to you my dear friend X). ))

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-The other man began to groan. Of course he did it was hard not to especially when Blue was doing it so contagiously. His face was still burning and now he felt the sheer heat of the other male mix in with his own. Sweat was pouring and everything was hot. Oh so hot. It actually felt like his mouth was burning.

Suddenly the other pulled away, making this sensation break for a few moments. Stanley panted now, trying to catch his breath. It was a good thing that one of them had pulled away as he possibly would not have been able to handle much more himself. The two could not go like that forever, though Mr Pines wouldn’t have minded.

Stan’s dark brown hues traveled towards the other man who was now staring at him in a seductive way. He felt his throat grow dry and that heat return. Especially when the other showed clear signs of being in ‘the mood’.

Stan pulled Blue close when their lips joined once again, helping him get that closeness, but also because Stan wanted him that close too.-