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Yayeet

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Real sick of people going

Hey; men suck

And hey; gays suck (which in a sense I guess they do but not the suck I was referring to)

And hey; so and so also sucks.

Like, no. Don’t generalise. Never judge a person based on others or their group. Always judge individually.

“But men and stuff are still mean”

Everyone’s mean. Ever met a bitchy girl? Quite common. Can we just agree as a whole that the entire human race is just full of shitholes? Not belonging to any specific group—just, shitholes.

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My FBI Agent: please. Can you just. Take a nap. I have a wife. And a family. I’m so tired. I haven’t seen them in weeks. Please. Just. Take a break from it all so I can see my family.

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Throwback to that one time when I was doing a thing online for school, kinda like a test thing, and it marked me wrong before I could even get to answer. Looking back, this really just sums up how the school system works. (I did actually have to redo this thing because I got too many questions wrong because it did that twice and you had to get 8/10 questions right and I already flunked a question 🙃) —from memory.

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A series of events

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Keyboards be like: A’s here, B’s over there, C’s there, D is above that and E is above that, F is diagonal to that, G is next to that, H is next to that, I is diagonal to that, J is below that, K is next to that, L is next to that, M is diagonal to that, N is to the left of that, O is over there, P is next to that, Q is on the complete opposite side of the keyboard, R is a few spots next to that, S is over there, T is next to R, U is to spots over to that, V is over there, W is over there, X is like, two spaces below W, Y is over there and Z is next to X

Like, dafuq?

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I don’t understand some kids like the wee little bastard like “oye Ye mate this medicine is fucking disgusting but I’m gonna continue drinking it to make myself sick anyway” like oi nah fuck off stop drinking all da fucking panadol ya cunt, it’s lil dumb shits like Ye as to why they put dumb fooking labels on packets sayin “keep me high af so ye and yer dumb friends kids cant touch me” like alright Martha what happens if tha parents a midget

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Customer: Hi yes I would like to replace this vacuum cleaner; it really sucks...

Employee: Ma’am thats the whole point of a vacuum cleaner.

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Batman, Spider-Man, Catwoman, etc etc

Are furries

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(Texting)

Person A: Look outside the window, tell me, what do you see.

Person B: There are birds, a few trees, rooftops... why?

Person A: Oh good, that means you can’t see me.

Person B (half naked): Wait what

[nods0123]

Being colourblind and asking whether a colour is one colour or another and someone saying a very specific type like “is this blue or purple?” “Oh, it’s more of a violet” is very annoying because like, come on I don’t even know what green looks like you expect me to know what violet looks like? no, simple question is this purple or blue. Like there’s no point learning complex terms because I can’t get the simple ones down because I’m a blind fuck who eats green bananas under the impression they’re yellow.

Please just assist me don’t throw complexity at me with colours.

I don’t even know green from yellow how will I know what spectrum violet is on for all I know it could be a brand of pink because tbh pink looks like purple half the time anyway so plz just end me and my ranting and my suffering.

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Oof

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[klimbi]

Ich hasse Kettenbriefe…. aber wenn das klappt, nix dagegen😀

[nessabevibin]

I wish that my father will leave us alone like forever

[wishmakersblog]

I wish to feel better

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Nyoom shooting star