Who Puts PINEAPPLE On A Fucking Pizza

Female/16/Aquarius/Lesbian/Antisocial asf/ Second account MintiestOreo

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[klimbi]

Ich hasse Kettenbriefe…. aber wenn das klappt, nix dagegen😀

[nessabevibin]

I wish that my father will leave us alone like forever

[nessabevibin]

Peridot: Hey can you take something real quick?

Lapis: Your V-Card.

Peridot: Ye-Wait what?

Lapis: What?

[nessabevibin]

Peridot: I think someone is following me what do I do I keep finding notes saying they want me

Amethyst: What you need to do is eat more the more you eat the heavier you are meaning they can’t pick you up.

Peridot: wow thanks

Lapis: Or you can ignore what Amethyst said and we can deal with this, together.

Amethyst: Eat cake it saves lives.

[nessabevibin]

[nessabevibin]

This is a nsfw fanfic

Peridot noticed Lapis was a bit ‘off’ lately she wouldn’t talk to her normally and when she did actually talk it would be “not now” “stay away” or “go away” and she was a darker shade of blue too. Peridot didn’t know why Lapis was being so distant towards her and it had to happen when they were getting close too. So one night Peridot decided to ask Lapis if she would want to watch CPH with her Peridot climbed up the ladder to find Lapis in the corner

“Hey wanna watch CPH with me”

“N-not now P-Peridot”

Peridot didn’t understand so she went closer she saw Lapis was a darker shade of blue then last time “Hey are you okay?” Peridot asked. “Yes, Now please...go away” Peridot went closer and sat next to her and her thigh accidentally rubbed next to Lapis’s, Lapis accidentally slipped a moan. “ Ohh stars you’re in a gem heat aren’t you?” “I told you to go away” Lapis looked down and whispered. “you know if you needed help you-you could’ve told me?” Peridot said. “P-Peridot you don’t h-have to” Lapis looked away she couldn’t believe what she heard from the younger gem. Peridot leaned in to kiss Lapis, and Lapis kissed back immediately. They both fell back onto the floor Peridot being on top, Peridot went down to Lapis’s jaw then her neck sucking and biting, Lapis moaned and fazed off her dress.

Two of Peridot’s floating fingers went over to pinch and rub Lapis’s left nipple while she bit and sucked on her collarbone “O-ohh f-fuck, P-Peridot!” Peridot detached off her neck and licked and kissed the places she bit on and slid down to her right nipple kissing and licking it before attaching onto it gently sucking giving little nips here and there. Lapis moaned loudly at this and Peridot smirked and sucked harder, before going down to her pussy. Peridot kissed her way down and stopped in between her thighs nipping at her inner thighs before giving hickeys. “D-don’t be a-a t-t-tease” Lapis whimpered, Peridot chuckled before finally hovered over her area breathing on it.

This made Lapis buck her hips and give a loud whine which turned into a very loud moan once Peridot finally gave a long slow lick on her vulva ending at her clit to suck on it. Peridot pressed one of her floating fingers into her starting a simple pace of going in and out. “A-ahhhhh P-Peri, F-fasterrrr~” Lapis moaned while bucking her hips. Peridot did just that sucking harder and humming on her clit while pumping her finger faster in her rubbing her walls till she found that one spot. “A-AHH there p-please don’t stop~”Lapis moaned her movements started getting more erratic hips jutting up more, moans gaining more volume until. “P-PERIDOOOOOTTT AHHHHHHHHHHH~” Lapis came...hard Peridot slowed down still putting a little bit of pressure on that spot deep inside her and milked her till she was spent. Lapis laid there in her afterglow breathing heavily, Peridot was about to get until she got pinned by Lapis kissing her going down to her ear “ I’d say it’s my turn to make you cum hmm~” Lapis whispered nipping her earlobe Peridot bit her lip and fazed off her suit and said” Fuck me raw with your powers”. Lapis chuckled got up and sat down in the chair and made chains around her hand pinning her down and a tentadrill out of water “with pleasure~” Peridot screamed loudly once the tentadrill entered her fast and hard no middle ground. Lapis watched controlling the water fucking Peridot till she couldn’t even walk properly the next day hearing her pleasured screams and loud moans made her go even faster “A-A-HHHHH La-Lapisssssss I-I’m almost t-t-there nghhhh” a few more and Peridot climaxed with a scream which turned into a loud moan Lapis milked her through it until spent and raw. Lapis sent the water back and Peridot was passed out she hummed and picked her up took her too the hammock and got in and cuddled Peridot “Thanks...for everything” Lapis kissed her gem and let the night take them.

[nessabevibin]

I CANNNNTTTTTTT

I’m in the lapidot discord and I said “we are gay farmers (State Farm theme plays” when it was farmers insurance I think I cant rn my brain isn’t workin it’s like 2 pm I can’t REEEEEEEEE

[nessabevibin]

Idk if you’ve seen this or not but I was lookin at Steven universe memes(Dont ask) and I saw this lapidot masterpiece so I decided to share it!!!

[nessabevibin]

MKatwood made this not me so kudos to her

[nessabevibin]

Peridot: Shut up!

Lapis: No you shut up!

Peridot: Make me then!

Lapis: I would...BUT you’d be moanin a lil.

Peridot: Yea thought so...WAIT WHAT!!!

[nessabevibin]

I just love how blue diamond can remember stuff from THOUSANDS of YEARS ago but yellow doesn’t remember Peridot telling her off and refusing to help destroy earth. Like does yellow have a memory of a goldfish. 😂😂😂

[jenhedgehog]

Reblog if you are proud of Lapis Lazuli

💙💙💙

[nessabevibin]

I am proud

[nessabevibin]

I paused the reunited episode and I saw this

Peridot looks like a little kid in her sunny dress like the purest child I’ve ever seen look at her like omg

[nessabevibin]

Hey Lapis took Stevens advice and ‘Dropped’ the barn off at the beach so her and Peridot could be near the temple it may be destroyed but hey it ok

[nessabevibin]

This killed me

Hey Yellow Clod remember me!!

...No.

[nessabevibin]

When your ship becomes canon

[nessabevibin]

Peridot: How are you doing Lazuli?

Lapis Lazuli(internally): Just say “I’m doing good.”

Lapis Lazuli: I-I’m do-doing yo-GOOD IM DOING GOOD!

Peridot: Okay? (Walks away)

Lapis Lazuli (internally): (facepalms) Fucking idiot.