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19. Hogwarts first year. Ravenclaw. Merula's a bitch. Follow me to see my adventures ranting about the bullshit in this new soul sucking game.

[noel-tompson]

Wassup y'all It's ya girl, back from the draught or death hiatus. So there have been a Bertie bott ton of updates since the last time we entered Hogwarts so bear with me as we explore what new shit we can fRICC up

[noel-tompson]

HP Hogwarts mystery was the biggest clickbait ever like/reblog if u agree

[noel-tompson]

Whelp, ummm...THAT sure is the face of Gryffindor bravery...I guess?

[noel-tompson]

I’d totally say that I would not not join this not not existing unauthorized duelling club

[noel-tompson]

Can we please start a reblog chain post about the hilarious faces of Hogwarts Mystery

I mean

[boldlyspeedydreamer-deactivated]

Curse Breaker Squad.

Two Slytherin, two Gryffindor, and a Hufflepuff. This is either the best team ever or the start of a really bad “walked into a bar” joke. What do you think?

Have a nice day everyone.

[bencoppersupportgroup]

tch. cute.

[noel-tompson]

anything with Bill Weasley is bound to be iconic

[ghosts-who-deduct]

Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.

[noel-tompson]

i cackled in class

[itsmerulasnyde-blog]

I am convinced the only reason Merula bullies MC is because she has a giant crush on MC. I mean not only is that girl seriously obsessed, she also sounded genuinely worried about MC start of 2nd year and she keeps trying to get MC's attention. I mean it's not even subtle.

i mean it makes total sense. like merula just needs to drop the act, cause it’s only a matter of time before the other shoe drops

[noel-tompson]

Damn, even when you try to help a slythering snake out she still wanna bite you. Fine bitch, enjoy kissing my ass as I win the house cup, bye. ✌️

[noel-tompson]

my reaction when a decent person actually tries to provide me with genuine love and care

[noel-tompson]

Tfw you tryna not fuck up potions bc you know snape is going to peel off the (lacking) remainder of your self-esteem like skin off a sunburn

“on today’s episode of I Must Not Fuck Up But I Will Fuck Up Anyway!”

[noel-tompson]

Hogwarts Aesthetics. Influenced by Hogwarts Mystery: OC, Ben, Merula, Penny.

[pineapples-wear-crowns]

poor Professor Flitwick has had one dick joke too many when teaching the Engorgio spell

[noel-tompson]

I tried to have a stare down with Snape today...

[moonywritesfanfic]

Okay, but…

The support and pride that Flitwick gives me in Hogwarts Mystery is the support and love I need in real life.

[bishouj-hoe]

How we see Merula

How Merula sees Merula

[noel-tompson]

I get that Hogwarts mystery lets you be your own OC but I am literally Ben

My patronus is officially Ben’s low self esteem