willkommen, bienvenue welcome!

professional procrastinator and badass extraordinaire

[hotdigitallegend]

how 2 dress for cold weather

1. take ur pants off 2. get back into bed

[hi]

[dutchster]

*sneaks into your house to replace the star on top of your christmas tree with my selfie*

[thranduils]

[dunmertitty]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

[sunflowersandhoneyy]

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

[wow-lovelylovely]

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

[kind-cult]

do you ever think about what your life would be like if you were hot

[chinese420-deactivated20200613]

can’t believe daddy owns a country

[jangysprangus-blog]

Major Breaking News: Women are in fact human beings.

[pixelatedpixie]

"When you remove their makeup" is really interesting wording because the phrasing implies that these women are in a constant state of wearing professionally done makeup and irl photoshopping, and they’re being exposed

[trippyytrip]

Can hot girls stop being

• twice my age • straight • 2223848 miles away from me • famous • taken • not interested • fictional

[skygenders]

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

[fitisnotasize]

I love my country

[truterrors-deactivated20191227]

Since this post was created the new 5, 10, 20 and 50 dollar bills have been rolled out which also smell like maple. God bless us all.

[moonschild-deactivated20180327]

all I want for christmas is passing my exams, financial stability and a 6 feet plus messy, dark haired guy in my bed

[tedtheodorelogan]

[vickimilly]

[daddyusher-deactivated20140816]

shrek is the god of self confidence

[galaxyspaceandtime]

glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but

[tyleroakley]

put this in text books

[adrianivashkov]

[noelfieldign-blog]

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

[nomoreheroes2-deactivated201611]

*sees person below 165cm/5’5”*

what is this?? a person for ants?????

[cutebee-archive]

fucking get down here and fight me

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

[thranduilized-deactivated201401]

is that boromir?

[evanedinger]

too soon

[ultimecia-deactivated20170507]

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me