Where I Hide My Gay Shit

[destroymylife]

[chaudx]

[everythingfox]

A bit slippery

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[youseethenew]

[alooha]

[maligsstuff]

[pifakete]

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my parents leave money around the house

[wizlaqueefa]

[classinwhilesassin]

[vcmiting]

[vcmiting]

look at my baby 😭

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

4yo (from in the bathroom): “DADDY, I POOOOPED!” Me: “Ok.” 4yo: “IT WAS JUST A LITTLE ONE!” Me: “Ok.” 4yo: “I JUST POOPED A BIG ONE!” Me: “Ok.” 4yo: “NOW MY HANDS SMELL BAD BECAUSE I WIPED MY BUTT!” Me: “Ok.” 4yo: “BUT DON’T WORRY, I WON’T LICK MY FINGERS!!” Me: “Ok.”

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

4yo: “May I please be excused from the table to show you my crocodile stance?” Me: “YES YOU MAY!!”

[charlottewinslow]

Gorgeous Green Dress for $12.82

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[simplysloane-blog-blog]

[catfromwonder]

mangycoyote

[jonklassen2]