noellewrxtes

i'm noelle. i write, slowly.

[noellewrxtes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[altraes]

🌕✨.

[goldzweige]

[noellewrxtes]

personally, i think we should all stop worrying so much about whether fictional characters are "good" and start worrying more about whether or not they have reached their full hotness potential

gai: maximum hotness achieved. approval rating 110%.

neji: hot, but needs to lean into it more. 64% hotness achieved, error margin of +/-6.2%

itachi: see, you think that he, like neji, could stand to lean into it more. but what you don't understand is that actually, the psychosis/guilt complex/etc. is actually the hottest thing about him and he has leaned into that very hard. room for improvement, but still deeply hot. 88% hotness approval.

sasuke: he's hot, he knows it, and he maximizes it. 100%. well done, no notes.

[sleepimali]

Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long 🐥🌸

[subatoism]

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

[noellewrxtes]

need to be studying and instead i am writing sad, clingy sex scenes

[noellewrxtes]

a personal pet peeve: "i love you more than anything in my life and i would be honored if you would marry me so i can spend every day with you, you light of my life" -kakashi hatake

no, he didn't. i'm sorry, he did not say anything of the sort. that is might gai's spirit possessing him and forcing him to speak against his will, that's what that is. under absolutely no circumstances did kakashi "little gremlin man" hatake say these words of his own cognizance.

[unmeinome-deactivated20210521]

[altraes]

[noellewrxtes]

ocean swell, chapter 1

look, i know i shouldn't be posting a new wip that isn't going to be finished probably for literal years, but.

here.

as always, maybe mind the ao3 tags before proceeding.

[meduontheshore]

<jōnin apartments>

[valleyofwater]

Oh, how I love a smart man

[cynniminni]

Peace, at last.

[noellewrxtes]

finals approaching, four essays due next week, applying for grad schools, and the words "shiita sherlock holmes au" have afflicted my mind.

[nahoyid]

my man

[meduontheshore]

sweet dreams shisui